MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #48 7/29/09 - 8/11/09

[KCJackie]

MT I haven't seen MaryMary on for a couple days. CBB has been here for a little bit. I hope MM is all right.

Hopefully she didn't go to Splish and Splash and hurt herself.  She does have some freaky accidents.

[mytime]

Gosh GE, only been a bit over an hour, pretty good...........

We just tried sneaking a soda out of the frig. duh they just can't figure out how I know when they get into things

Don't they know yet that GMA has Ears with Surround sound ???   

No!!!!!!!!!! That she never sleeps either!!!!!!!!!  I can out last them. But they will learn 

My bet is on GM!!   

[mytime]

MT I haven't seen MaryMary on for a couple days. CBB has been here for a little bit. I hope MM is all right.

Hopefully she didn't go to Splish and Splash and hurt herself.  She does have some freaky accidents.

 

You know she didn't go!!   

[mytime]

Deenie - I just took her shopping at Kohls!!   

That was an easy trip!! 

[Deenie]

GE thank you. Me yard is so darned huge. Some would love it .. but when its a Yard your solely responsible for .. its hard work. Its more like an old skool yard. You love the Fence work ..???
Its called I don't give a crap for now ..that the new boards are not painted. 

Me house was born in 1924 so the back yard is what it is for now. I think of it as almost a Escape zone. I like going out there and just walking about. I can't go into my front yard at all. Seems that way. I am to the point I think I am going to lose my ever loving mind. I almost wish I had 2NJ's Bears - I have though  My Neighbors who I have had several riff's with - them coming on my property. I have never ever gone to their property.  Warm Weather -They sit on their Front Porch EVERY DAY from 9 am - 5pm or longer - 7 days a week. Husband and Wife and I tell you ..they wait for me to come out. They monitor the Wind, Every Car ..any motion that changes.  I hates it I hates it I hates it. And If I am to go out - within Seconds - they start up with me .. calling my name from across the street and etc... and I cannot stand them, neither one of them. Talk about Uggh.   

If only I knew or would have known that Me house came with Hemorrhoids .. 

Don't let those type of people get to you.  Just wave, wink and smile!  Makes them crazy and they will move on to their next victim!!   

GAWD MYTIME I so so so wish .. these Bum butts  - the Mrs has never lived anywhere but this house. She was born and raised in this house. Her Parents died and left her this house. She thinks she owns the dang street and everything that goes on within the street. Everything I do to the outside of my House ..she pretends to be in her yard and then Conveniently finds herself moseying over into my property. So she can offer her OPINION. What do the Brits call them .. Wankers. She is just that with a Voice that is deeper and raspier than Selma " Marge Simpson's Sister" ... She can't come over without a Cig buried in teeth..wearing her daisy dukes and her low slung tanks ..um she is in her early 50's yet looks 70. ( I smoke too but I don't have to have a Cig connected to my face in order to Tell another My Opinion) 
My nickname for her is Douche. LOL. 

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SHE makes me Cranky

[Green Eyes]

Gosh GE, only been a bit over an hour, pretty good...........

We just tried sneaking a soda out of the frig. duh they just can't figure out how I know when they get into things

Don't they know yet that GMA has Ears with Surround sound ???   

No!!!!!!!!!! That she never sleeps either!!!!!!!!!  I can out last them. But they will learn 

My bet is on GM!!   

I can use all the encouragement I can get. 

[Deenie]

Deenie - I just took her shopping at Kohls!!   

That was an easy trip!! 

Mytime you have to try on a pair of Daisy Jeans - they are the Best Ever. I only wear Daisy or Levi's... 

[mytime]

GE thank you. Me yard is so darned huge. Some would love it .. but when its a Yard your solely responsible for .. its hard work. Its more like an old skool yard. You love the Fence work ..???
Its called I don't give a crap for now ..that the new boards are not painted. 

Me house was born in 1924 so the back yard is what it is for now. I think of it as almost a Escape zone. I like going out there and just walking about. I can't go into my front yard at all. Seems that way. I am to the point I think I am going to lose my ever loving mind. I almost wish I had 2NJ's Bears - I have though  My Neighbors who I have had several riff's with - them coming on my property. I have never ever gone to their property.  Warm Weather -They sit on their Front Porch EVERY DAY from 9 am - 5pm or longer - 7 days a week. Husband and Wife and I tell you ..they wait for me to come out. They monitor the Wind, Every Car ..any motion that changes.  I hates it I hates it I hates it. And If I am to go out - within Seconds - they start up with me .. calling my name from across the street and etc... and I cannot stand them, neither one of them. Talk about Uggh.   

If only I knew or would have known that Me house came with Hemorrhoids .. 

Don't let those type of people get to you.  Just wave, wink and smile!  Makes them crazy and they will move on to their next victim!!   

GAWD MYTIME I so so so wish .. these Bum butts  - the Mrs has never lived anywhere but this house. She was born and raised in this house. Her Parents died and left her this house. She thinks she owns the dang street and everything that goes on within the street. Everything I do to the outside of my House ..she pretends to be in her yard and then Conveniently finds herself moseying over into my property. So she can offer her OPINION. What do the Brits call them .. Wankers. She is just that with a Voice that is deeper and raspier than Selma " Marge Simpson's Sister" ... She can't come over without a Cig buried in teeth..wearing her daisy dukes and her low slung tanks ..um she is in her early 50's yet looks 70. ( I smoke too but I don't have to have a Cig connected to my face in order to Tell another My Opinion) 
My nickname for her is Douche. LOL. 

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SHE makes me Cranky

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade og grass) she will go away!!   

[marymary]

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade og grass) she will go away!!   

 

[Green Eyes]

Deenie - I just took her shopping at Kohls!!   

That was an easy trip!! 

Grand daughter wants to go the big mall in downtown Dallas, can't even tell you the name, Babs knows which one.   

[marymary]

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[Green Eyes]

Hello Mary Mary 

[mytime]

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade of grass) she will go away!!   

 

That got you down from lurking!! 

Nobody messes with a crazy person!!  I know!!   

[marymary]

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade of grass) she will go away!!   

 

That got you down from lurking!! 

Nobody messes with a crazy person!!  I know!!   

 

When I was young and worked late at night n the City I would use that approach in the train.  It works.   

[mytime]

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade of grass) she will go away!!   

 

That got you down from lurking!! 

Nobody messes with a crazy person!!  I know!!   

 

When I was young and worked late at night n the City I would use that approach in the train.  It works.   

I try it and my daughter laughs and then SAYS NO!!!!!!  Stop it!  She just doesn't have my sense of humor...yet!!   

[marymary]

  I've been reading everybodies Critter stories and have to count my blessings (knock on wood).  I haven't even seen a bee this year. 

   

[mytime]

  I've been reading everybodies Critter stories and have to count my blessings (knock on wood).  I haven't even seen a bee this year. 

   

What about a cockroach??   

[KCJackie]

  HI MM!!


Good Night Monkey Friends
I gots to get to bed

[Green Eyes]

Again, may I suggest earplugs!  They truly are a life saver!! 

If that doesn't work, start acting real crazy (talking to yourself, yelling at you tree, talking to a blade of grass) she will go away!!   

 

That got you down from lurking!! 

Nobody messes with a crazy person!!  I know!!   

 

When I was young and worked late at night n the City I would use that approach in the train.  It works.   

Talk about scary!!!!!! When I was in NY my friend wanted to ride the train to say she had done it. We rode it in the middle of the day and I was still scared. 

[Deenie]

Mytime
Last year when My Bf was staying with me for long wks at a time. He was on layoff  and was from Canada. He hated her too .. OMG did he hate her. He would be working out in the yard and she would Wander over ... and start gibbering at Him.
He had the Balls that I obviously do not have ... He would say very Loudly into the Air ...
What is that NOISE ?  And then he would turn directly to her and Say Get off this Property and she is just that dim ..She would actually ask Why? GASP .. thats why I say to KCJ .. I hope you find that your new neighbors are Adults and actually have lives .. because that is what I not enough of ... Adults that have their own lives.

See thats the thing Mytime so many things that have transpired within this Woman and my house - even prior to me owning it .. just her presence alone has caused me tons of grief. Prior to me owning the house I came to it and was waiting for my Real estate agent - She called the owners Son and said I was breaking in to the house. And He came and scared the friggen bejesus out of me ..to the point I thought I was in Harm " Bodily Harm" ... She has called the Police on me in the day time because I locked myself out .. Me and My Man locked ourselves out without knowing it ..we were BBQing in the backyard. I have a faulty door that shuts on its own - well it did and it was locked. She called the police due to we crawled through the side window.  Its endless ... those are just smidges of what has been between her and I.
Its fruitless and her husband has come over too and made himself known as well.
I was working in my yard - had ownership of the house for less than days. I was in my GLORY working in my front yard. I was trimming all the shrubs and had my big Scissors LOL ..and was grooming along ...and he ( who I had no idea who he was ) came into my front yard very sneeky too .. and he put his arm around my shoulders while I was chipping away in a full sweat ...  He scared me to DEATH and I almost Sheared his Face Off. 
I whipped around and I put my shears to him and said WHO the F are YOU ?  I was stone struck caught off Guard.

MYTIME - His Response - OH I get it ...This is How you Treat Your New Neighbors.
Can you have PT come to my House and Beat his Arse?