JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #2

[Fanny Mae]

I totally understand, I became so aggressive on one of the pills they put me on, I was afraid that I could have done something my temper was very bad. Then another pill I couldn't stay awake. And the medicines for muscle spasms like Flexaril, oh my that is another that makes some people get edgy and mean. Valium they gave me to calm me down, and I went nuts on it, I could have painted the entire house, and then ask is there anything else to do. I guess it would be best not to take any medications, but unfortunately most people can't do that.

Did you go on SM and attack totally innocent people? 

No that I didn't do.

I know you didn't. 

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2009/07/a-gatesgate-at-henry-gates-bogus-charity.html
A Gatesgate At Henry Gates' "Bogus" Charity?

[Lovinlife]

 

You're kidding, right? One democrat criticizing another democrat? Ain't happening, especially when your Uncle Teddy is the creator of this fiasco.   

Fanny, that was supposed to be funny.  Sense of hummor=very dry.  Got it from me pops.

[joesamas mama]

Lost I.D...........     
 
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago .."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

[trimmonthelake]

Lost I.D...........     
 
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago .."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

 

[Fanny Mae]

 

You're kidding, right? One democrat criticizing another democrat? Ain't happening, especially when your Uncle Teddy is the creator of this fiasco.   

Fanny, that was supposed to be funny.  Sense of hummor=very dry.  Got it from me pops.

Actually, I was answering NoRose with my own sarcastic humor. No way Maria is going to criticize the Health Bill. 

[trimmonthelake]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090727/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_us
US Vice President Biden hits nerve in Russia
<snipped>
  By LYNN BERRY, Associated Press Writer Lynn Berry, Associated Press Writer   – 2 hrs 33 mins ago

MOSCOW – An interview U.S. Vice President Joe Biden gave to an American newspaper was front-page news Monday in Moscow, where his characterization of Russia as a weakened nation hit a raw nerve.

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/27/fox-news-poll-percent-disapprove-congress/
FOX News Poll: 60 Percent Disapprove of Congress
Less than one-third of Americans approve of Congress' performance as support from Democrats has tumbled -- and as more people identify themselves as Republicans than have done so since 2008.

[trimmonthelake]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090727/ap_on_go_co/us_health_care_overhaul
Gov't plan can coexist with private insurance 21 minutes ago

WASHINGTON – A new government health insurance plan sought by President Barack Obama and congressional Democrats could coexist with private insurers without driving them out of business, an analysis by nonpartisan budget experts suggests.

The estimate by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office — seen as good news by Democrats — comes as leaders pushed Monday to make progress on health care overhaul before lawmakers go home for their August recess.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., says a floor vote is still possible in the next few days, and Democrats called a meeting of all their House members late Monday afternoon. In the Senate, a small group of lawmakers from both parties were resuming negotiations in search of an elusive compromise.

[no rose colored glasses]

 

You're kidding, right? One democrat criticizing another democrat? Ain't happening, especially when your Uncle Teddy is the creator of this fiasco.   

Fanny, that was supposed to be funny.  Sense of hummor=very dry.  Got it from me pops.

Actually, I was answering NoRose with my own sarcastic humor. No way Maria is going to criticize the Health Bill. 

Sorry, I forgot about Uncle Teddy      Of course she is not going to say anything 

[no rose colored glasses]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090727/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_us
US Vice President Biden hits nerve in Russia
<snipped>
  By LYNN BERRY, Associated Press Writer Lynn Berry, Associated Press Writer   – 2 hrs 33 mins ago

MOSCOW – An interview U.S. Vice President Joe Biden gave to an American newspaper was front-page news Monday in Moscow, where his characterization of Russia as a weakened nation hit a raw nerve.

That man needs a really tight muzzle on that big mouth.

[no rose colored glasses]

Lost I.D...........     
 
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago .."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

 

    

[Lovinlife]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

[no rose colored glasses]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

Why can't anything be simple. Even a phone call, one has to follow so many steps, press 1 for English, etc.....

[no rose colored glasses]

Has the keg party happened yet? Wonder if they will serve peanuts and pretzels with the beer? 

[Fanny Mae]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

Would this make it easier to find you Representative?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_House_of_Representatives

[trimmonthelake]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

I know how you feel.   

[Fanny Mae]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

http://voinovich.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.ContactForm

Senator Voinovich

[Fanny Mae]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

http://voinovich.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.ContactForm

Senator Voinovich

Sherrod Brown

[Fanny Mae]

Ok, here's a good laugh @ my expense for the day:

So, I get really pizzed off (finally) about Obamacare.  I decide that I'm going to write to my Senator & Representative.  Of course I don't know who they are, but by gummy I can look stuff up!  I look on the U.S. House of Representative's website and it asks for my address.  I type it in ( not sure I wanted record of my visit there, but whatever) It says that I need to enter my zip+4,which I don't know because I never use it.  So, I go to the USPS website (a whole nother rant unto itself) and it procedes to tell me that there is no address of which I put in. 

The powers that be are really against me this Monday!

http://voinovich.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.ContactForm

Senator Voinovich

Sherrod Brown

Whoops!   http://brown.senate.gov/