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« Reply #2340 on: July 31, 2009, 11:19:01 AM »

Suspicious Package Outside Oprah's Studio
Posted Jul 31st 2009 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Law enforcement officials in Chicago are currently investigating a suspicious backpack found outside of Oprah Winfrey's studio in Chicago.



Cops say Chicago Bomb and Arson officials are investigating a backpack with wires hanging out of it that was found in a flower bed outside of Harpo Productions -- where she films her television show -- this morning at around 6 AM.

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CC You don't work near there do you? If so, I am concerned for your safety.  an angelic monkey JSM

Txs for your concern, JSM.  I work about 2 miles from there.
Good, didn't want you to explode or anything. 
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« Reply #2341 on: July 31, 2009, 11:20:56 AM »

That has got to be the most uncomfortable group of men drinking beer that I have ever seen 

I think they should have gone to Sgt Crowley's favorite Pub in Boston, myself. Now that would be a beer summit! I think they would have gotten some "issues" settled there. But that's just me.   

Then maybe Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Nicholas Colasanto, Rhea Perlman
John Ratzenberger, Woody Harrelson, Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth,and George Wendt might have showed up.


Just guessing, but I think most of those people you just named are liberals. I don't think Skip would hear much of a liberal view by the patrons at Sgt Crowley's bar.   
Kelsey Grammer and Ratzenberger are Conservatives or at least I think Grammer is conservative.
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« Reply #2342 on: July 31, 2009, 11:23:54 AM »

Suspicious Package Outside Oprah's Studio
Posted Jul 31st 2009 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Law enforcement officials in Chicago are currently investigating a suspicious backpack found outside of Oprah Winfrey's studio in Chicago.



Cops say Chicago Bomb and Arson officials are investigating a backpack with wires hanging out of it that was found in a flower bed outside of Harpo Productions -- where she films her television show -- this morning at around 6 AM.

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I said     cause I was trying to show concern.   
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CC You don't work near there do you? If so, I am concerned for your safety.  an angelic monkey JSM

Txs for your concern, JSM.  I work about 2 miles from there.
Good, didn't want you to explode or anything. 

Or anything???      I exploded, but I didn't inhale.     
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« Reply #2343 on: July 31, 2009, 11:26:37 AM »

Suspicious Package Outside Oprah's Studio
Posted Jul 31st 2009 10:00AM by TMZ Staff

Law enforcement officials in Chicago are currently investigating a suspicious backpack found outside of Oprah Winfrey's studio in Chicago.



Cops say Chicago Bomb and Arson officials are investigating a backpack with wires hanging out of it that was found in a flower bed outside of Harpo Productions -- where she films her television show -- this morning at around 6 AM.

  No Comment. You know my feelings no Oprah.  Monkey Devil!

I said     cause I was trying to show concern.   
    Monkey Devil!
CC You don't work near there do you? If so, I am concerned for your safety.  an angelic monkey JSM

Txs for your concern, JSM.  I work about 2 miles from there.
Good, didn't want you to explode or anything. 

Or anything???      I exploded, but I didn't inhale.     
I saw you left the stove on CC. Glad you didn't inhale. 
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« Reply #2344 on: July 31, 2009, 11:30:52 AM »

Symptoms of Liberalism
 
An irrational desire to disregard democratic principles such as freedom of speech and on, you know, liberty?

Tree hugging
Believing in conspiracy theories like global warming and peak oil.

Being effeminate as a male, and butch as a female.

Thinks Conservapedia and Fox News are full of liars and bigots. So they use Wikipedia and MSNBC instead.

Thinks Evolution is true, and not made up by Charles Darwin because he hated Christians and Creationism.

Thinks that Abortion is not Murder but instead is Birth Control.
 
Kitten huffing.
 
Pretending to be British.

Telling the lies under oath. (See Bill Clinton. Republicans, like George Bush don't have to answer questions while under oath.)

Using a Macintosh.

Driving a Prius.

Hating Religion, because it competes with Liberalism as a form of brainwashing.

Try to legalize gay marriage to win the votes of homosexuals and tick off the conservatives. (Up until that point all homosexuals voted for conservatives you see, reference: Log Cabin Republicans (aka Homosexual Conservatives)

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« Reply #2345 on: July 31, 2009, 11:58:16 AM »

  Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.
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« Reply #2346 on: July 31, 2009, 12:08:53 PM »

Symptoms of Liberalism
 
An irrational desire to disregard democratic principles such as freedom of speech and on, you know, liberty?

Tree hugging
Believing in conspiracy theories like global warming and peak oil.

Being effeminate as a male, and butch as a female.

Thinks Conservapedia and Fox News are full of liars and bigots. So they use Wikipedia and MSNBC instead.

Thinks Evolution is true, and not made up by Charles Darwin because he hated Christians and Creationism.

Thinks that Abortion is not Murder but instead is Birth Control.
 
Kitten huffing.
 
Pretending to be British.

Telling the lies under oath. (See Bill Clinton. Republicans, like George Bush don't have to answer questions while under oath.)

Using a Macintosh.

Driving a Prius.

Hating Religion, because it competes with Liberalism as a form of brainwashing.

Try to legalize gay marriage to win the votes of homosexuals and tick off the conservatives. (Up until that point all homosexuals voted for conservatives you see, reference: Log Cabin Republicans (aka Homosexual Conservatives)


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« Reply #2347 on: July 31, 2009, 12:10:05 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
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« Reply #2348 on: July 31, 2009, 12:10:17 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.
What's wrong No Rose? Who is irritating you?
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« Reply #2349 on: July 31, 2009, 12:11:33 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
I don't think you offended her CC. 
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« Reply #2350 on: July 31, 2009, 12:19:14 PM »

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 
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« Reply #2351 on: July 31, 2009, 12:21:33 PM »

That has got to be the most uncomfortable group of men drinking beer that I have ever seen 

I think they should have gone to Sgt Crowley's favorite Pub in Boston, myself. Now that would be a beer summit! I think they would have gotten some "issues" settled there. But that's just me.   

Then maybe Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Nicholas Colasanto, Rhea Perlman
John Ratzenberger, Woody Harrelson, Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth,and George Wendt might have showed up.


Just guessing, but I think most of those people you just named are liberals. I don't think Skip would hear much of a liberal view by the patrons at Sgt Crowley's bar.   
Kelsey Grammer and Ratzenberger are Conservatives or at least I think Grammer is conservative.

I have a feeling Ratzenberger is conservative, Grammer is to weird to tell one way or the other. Isn't he the one who has openly campaigned for leagalizing hemp laws?
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« Reply #2352 on: July 31, 2009, 12:22:52 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 
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« Reply #2353 on: July 31, 2009, 12:25:34 PM »

That has got to be the most uncomfortable group of men drinking beer that I have ever seen 

I think they should have gone to Sgt Crowley's favorite Pub in Boston, myself. Now that would be a beer summit! I think they would have gotten some "issues" settled there. But that's just me.   

Then maybe Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Nicholas Colasanto, Rhea Perlman
John Ratzenberger, Woody Harrelson, Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth,and George Wendt might have showed up.


Just guessing, but I think most of those people you just named are liberals. I don't think Skip would hear much of a liberal view by the patrons at Sgt Crowley's bar.   
Kelsey Grammer and Ratzenberger are Conservatives or at least I think Grammer is conservative.

I have a feeling Ratzenberger is conservative, Grammer is to weird to tell one way or the other. Isn't he the one who has openly campaigned for leagalizing hemp laws?
Woody Harrelson is the hemp guy. Grammer breaks my heart with his having to deal with his sister's murder  Ratzenberger, I don't know much about him, except his Cliff Claven character reminds me of my husband, always having an answer for everything, even if it is made up 
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« Reply #2354 on: July 31, 2009, 12:28:18 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

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  Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.
  Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy.
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy.

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  (Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy.
  Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
  I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

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  (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
  Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
  Don't bring everybody down.
  Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
  Don't worry, be happy.
  I'm not worried, I'm happy...)

And it that doesn't help a bit, shots are on me- for everyone!!!
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« Reply #2355 on: July 31, 2009, 12:31:18 PM »

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   
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« Reply #2356 on: July 31, 2009, 12:32:24 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Actually I'm starting to get irritated too.......can go any further on that , you'll have to trust me
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« Reply #2357 on: July 31, 2009, 12:32:48 PM »

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

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You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     
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« Reply #2358 on: July 31, 2009, 12:35:33 PM »

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   
    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Actually I'm starting to get irritated too.......can go any further on that , you'll have to trust me
     You and me, I better start slapping my hands big time 
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« Reply #2359 on: July 31, 2009, 12:36:16 PM »

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

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You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     
 
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