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« Reply #2380 on: July 31, 2009, 01:13:30 PM »


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Indian Activists Blast Ritual of Dropping Babies Off Mosque Roof
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NEW DELHI  —  Rights activists lashed out Friday at local officials who allowed hundreds of infants to be dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall — which ends when the babies are caught in a bedsheet — would ensure good health and prosperity for their families.
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« Reply #2381 on: July 31, 2009, 01:15:10 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=7604820&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/
Pawlenty on Healthcare.
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« Reply #2382 on: July 31, 2009, 01:18:13 PM »

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

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You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     

Oscar Wilde can kiss my stinkin' trucker azz! Or he could have! I bet his butt was never even in a truck, much less make a trip in one across the country in 3 1/2 days so Oscar could go in a store and buy what he wanted when he wanted it. I'll have him know that I usually took a shower EVERY day, and put on clean clothes. A pink company shirt, a clean pair of Lee jeans, clean pink underwear and pink socks with lace on them. I blew dry my curley hair and put on make up,perfume, (Enjoli of course) and earrings. I had to get up most mornings about 3am to do this, and get on the road.

 I never took any drugs to stay awake, but I did drink thermos' of coffee by the gallon, and have been know to slap myself in my face to keep awake, and chew on ice. I have also opened all the window in sub zero temperatures and bounced myself in the seat if I had to, to make an all night run into some seedy part of some city in the dark.

Thank you for you gear shifting attaboy. As a matter of fact, I can still do it to this day!  Monkey Devil!

 
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« Reply #2383 on: July 31, 2009, 01:20:41 PM »


Cruel assinine barbarians that have no respect for any life, much less a child. 
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« Reply #2384 on: July 31, 2009, 01:26:08 PM »

Good Morning.  Hope today is a peaceful day.
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« Reply #2385 on: July 31, 2009, 01:29:10 PM »


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,535845,00.html?test=latestnews
Indian Activists Blast Ritual of Dropping Babies Off Mosque Roof
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Friday, July 31, 2009

NEW DELHI  —  Rights activists lashed out Friday at local officials who allowed hundreds of infants to be dropped from the roof of a mosque in western India in the belief that the fall — which ends when the babies are caught in a bedsheet — would ensure good health and prosperity for their families.
WTH, good health and prosperity, okay, hopefully none of the babies break their neck 
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« Reply #2386 on: July 31, 2009, 01:30:03 PM »

Hope your day is better Northern Rose  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2387 on: July 31, 2009, 01:30:18 PM »

Police called on retirees at senator's LA office

Old people rioting in Feinsteins office.    Monkey Devil!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/30/state/n184320D61.DTL
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« Reply #2388 on: July 31, 2009, 01:31:21 PM »

In case we have another bad day please suit up.

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« Reply #2389 on: July 31, 2009, 01:31:33 PM »

Too bad they aren't throwing the men off the roof.
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« Reply #2390 on: July 31, 2009, 01:34:33 PM »

Hope your day is better Northern Rose  an angelic monkey

Thank you No Rose. I hope your day gets better as well and stays that way.
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« Reply #2391 on: July 31, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Truckers

You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     

Oscar Wilde can kiss my stinkin' trucker azz! Or he could have! I bet his butt was never even in a truck, much less make a trip in one across the country in 3 1/2 days so Oscar could go in a store and buy what he wanted when he wanted it. I'll have him know that I usually took a shower EVERY day, and put on clean clothes. A pink company shirt, a clean pair of Lee jeans, clean pink underwear and pink socks with lace on them. I blew dry my curley hair and put on make up,perfume, (Enjoli of course) and earrings. I had to get up most mornings about 3am to do this, and get on the road.

 I never took any drugs to stay awake, but I did drink thermos' of coffee by the gallon, and have been know to slap myself in my face to keep awake, and chew on ice. I have also opened all the window in sub zero temperatures and bounced myself in the seat if I had to, to make an all night run into some seedy part of some city in the dark.

Thank you for you gear shifting attaboy. As a matter of fact, I can still do it to this day!  Monkey Devil!

I luv it when you talk dirty, Fanny.  For a second there, I thought you said, "Clear pink underwear."
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« Reply #2392 on: July 31, 2009, 01:39:12 PM »

After Hubby got home, had dinner and I made a nice fresh pot of coffee last night I said "you like challenging puzzles...?".  He asked what I had done, so I handed him the box of "leftover" pieces from me trying to fix the lawnmower yesterday.  He is so patient as he looked at it, went to the garage and had it put back together and working in about 20 minutes, then he finished the lawn even though it is on his list of "don't do it" from his Dr.

I was ready for whatever reaction .....
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« Reply #2393 on: July 31, 2009, 01:42:22 PM »

I love those pics, my daughter showed me a video with the pig wearing boots 
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« Reply #2394 on: July 31, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »

Fanny, I think I found where your cat goes when he is gone for a few days.  He is cheating on you.

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« Reply #2395 on: July 31, 2009, 01:45:44 PM »

Police called on retirees at senator's LA office

Old people rioting in Feinsteins office.    Monkey Devil!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/30/state/n184320D61.DTL
Los Angeles police Sergeant Rich Brunson said Thursday that police lured the group of seven outside somehow, then locked the building's doors behind. ( Now my question is how did they lure the folks, promising them a lunch at Denneys?) 
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« Reply #2396 on: July 31, 2009, 01:46:09 PM »

Some Canadian Humour on Medical

Apparently the Canadian Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . .

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Ottawa.
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« Reply #2397 on: July 31, 2009, 01:47:31 PM »

Police called on retirees at senator's LA office

Old people rioting in Feinsteins office.    Monkey Devil!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/30/state/n184320D61.DTL
Los Angeles police Sergeant Rich Brunson said Thursday that police lured the group of seven outside somehow, then locked the building's doors behind. ( Now my question is how did they lure the folks, promising them a lunch at Denneys?) 

Meal and medical vouchers would do it.
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« Reply #2398 on: July 31, 2009, 01:51:07 PM »

Police called on retirees at senator's LA office

Old people rioting in Feinsteins office.    Monkey Devil!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/07/30/state/n184320D61.DTL
Los Angeles police Sergeant Rich Brunson said Thursday that police lured the group of seven outside somehow, then locked the building's doors behind. ( Now my question is how did they lure the folks, promising them a lunch at Denneys?) 
Probably BEER with the PRESIDENT  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2399 on: July 31, 2009, 01:52:44 PM »

Some Canadian Humour on Medical

Apparently the Canadian Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . .

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Ottawa.
     
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