JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #2

[Lovinlife]

I hope someone puts JSM's skating performance on youtube! 

Hey MuffyBee!

[Sassycat]

Fox News Alert.

White House weighs taxing middle class to fund it's agenda.

They make me sick.I hope everyone that voted for these idiots are happy. 

Me too.    I can't believe how many people were fooled by his promises and BS.   

IM - love your rant this morning. 

Good Morning, Sass.  I never believed that the position of President of the USA was an entry level job, but apparently a lot of people felt otherwise.  I think some of the people who felt otherwise have probably been dead for 20 years.  Ask ACORN.

So so very true Babybear.   And what scares me is this...    Is it possible to ever get back to Conservative (or even Moderate) thinking in this country?   Will our elections ever be fair again?   I doubt it.    If ACORN was working for the Republician party, the media would have been all over it.   
The media played a huge part in getting O elected.   I hope they are happy.   
BTW - I love reading your posts.

[Fanny Mae]

JSM - when's your skating presentation?

Hi CC. I'm not JSM, but it is next weekend, and I believe it is on Sunday. I hope we get to see a video of her too. JSM is one of the sweetest, most determined people I have ever had the pleasure of "knowing." 

[Sassycat]

Whoo hooo - happy hour starts at the usual time again today, 4:00, or when I get my butt home and changed into happy hour clothes and walk on up to the watering hole.

    Happy hour starts at the same time every day at my house, too.   5pm sharp.

When we were on vacation this summer, my daughter bought me a clock that has all 5's on it - so that it is always 5 o'clock at my house. 

[Fanny Mae]

TEVYE, It is good to see you posting. 

I am beginning to think I should take my computer skills I have learned from you, and pack my laptop away, and do something more productive. I seem to been sliding down the hill of rationality quicker than I can climb over the garbage.   

Please don't, hang in there like I do     I didn't feel no earthquake 

I am taking my frustrations out on the paper shredder, getting rid of a pile of papers I should have gotten rid of long ago. 

I broke our last paper shredder  I don't even know what I did to break it.

I have been through three already. One of ours is on it's last leg. 

[Sassycat]

NoRose - glad you weren't affected by the earthquake.   I lived in Lancaster and on Edwards AFB back in 85-87.   I remember feeling a few good shakes.    Scares the heck out of you!

[Fanny Mae]

Whoo hooo - happy hour starts at the usual time again today, 4:00, or when I get my butt home and changed into happy hour clothes and walk on up to the watering hole.

Twenty-seven minutes and counting.   

[Fanny Mae]

Whoo hooo - happy hour starts at the usual time again today, 4:00, or when I get my butt home and changed into happy hour clothes and walk on up to the watering hole.

    Happy hour starts at the same time every day at my house, too.   5pm sharp.

When we were on vacation this summer, my daughter bought me a clock that has all 5's on it - so that it is always 5 o'clock at my house. 

Wish it would hurry up too. Twenty-five minutes and counting. 

[MuffyBee]

I was going through paper shredders too.  I started making sure I didn't even run staples through them, even.  But you know what, since I started using this lubricating oil I bought from the supply store, the last shredder I bought (knock on wood) has lasted a really long time. It comes in one of those pointy cap bottles like for bbq sets for mustard & ketchup.  I just run a quick squirt across the opening where you add the paper once in a while and so far so good.  But know that I've said that, I hope I haven't jinxed the thing 

[Sassycat]

Whoo hooo - happy hour starts at the usual time again today, 4:00, or when I get my butt home and changed into happy hour clothes and walk on up to the watering hole.

    Happy hour starts at the same time every day at my house, too.   5pm sharp.

When we were on vacation this summer, my daughter bought me a clock that has all 5's on it - so that it is always 5 o'clock at my house. 

Wish it would hurry up too. Twenty-five minutes and counting. 

    We can pretend it is 5 already!   

[Sassycat]

I was going through paper shredders too.  I started making sure I didn't even run staples through them, even.  But you know what, since I started using this lubricating oil I bought from the supply store, the last shredder I bought (knock on wood) has lasted a really long time. It comes in one of those pointy cap bottles like for bbq sets for mustard & ketchup.  I just run a quick squirt across the opening where you add the paper once in a while and so far so good.  But know that I've said that, I hope I haven't jinxed the thing 

omg.  I always jinx myself.       My shreader didn't come with oil.   I must have a cheap one.   

[trimmonthelake]

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind' the
pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ' PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'

[trimmonthelake]

I was going through paper shredders too.  I started making sure I didn't even run staples through them, even.  But you know what, since I started using this lubricating oil I bought from the supply store, the last shredder I bought (knock on wood) has lasted a really long time. It comes in one of those pointy cap bottles like for bbq sets for mustard & ketchup.  I just run a quick squirt across the opening where you add the paper once in a while and so far so good.  But know that I've said that, I hope I haven't jinxed the thing 

omg.  I always jinx myself.       My shreader didn't come with oil.   I must have a cheap one.   

 

[Fanny Mae]

I was going through paper shredders too.  I started making sure I didn't even run staples through them, even.  But you know what, since I started using this lubricating oil I bought from the supply store, the last shredder I bought (knock on wood) has lasted a really long time. It comes in one of those pointy cap bottles like for bbq sets for mustard & ketchup.  I just run a quick squirt across the opening where you add the paper once in a while and so far so good.  But know that I've said that, I hope I haven't jinxed the thing 

omg.  I always jinx myself.       My shreader didn't come with oil.   I must have a cheap one.   

I think you can buy the oil seperately.  Bottoms up!

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,536313,00.html
Report: 6.9 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Mexico's Gulf of California

Monday, August 03, 2009
MEXICO CITY —  A powerful earthquake Monday shook fishing villages along Mexico's Gulf of California, prompting alarm as far away as Phoenix, but there were no immediate reports of injuries or damage.

The U.S. National Earthquake Information Center said the 6.9-magnitude quake struck at 1:59 EDT and was centered 76 miles north-northeast of Santa Isabel in Baja California and 331 miles southeast of the border city of Tijuana.

It was the strongest of four quakes of 5.0-magnitude or greater that struck the area over a 45-minute period late Monday morning.

Phoenix Fire Department spokesman Alex Rangel said a high-rise near downtown shook violently enough that workers evacuated but there were no reports of injuries or damage. The quake was located about 460 miles from downtown Phoenix.

Wilfredo Rivera, a manager at the Posada Santa Gemma hotel in Bahia Kino near the coast, said doors slammed as the ground rocked.

"The earth was turning around really ugly," he said. "People got really scared."

Civil protection officials in the two states on either side of the quake — Baja California and Sonora — said there were no reports of damage or injury.

The quakes were all centered in the middle of the narrow slice of sea between the Baja peninsula and Mexico's mainland, which reduced its chances of causing major damage, said Don Blakeman, an analyst at the center.

U.S. authorities said there was no tsunami threat to Hawaii or the Pacific coast of the United States. The Gulf of California coast was put on alert for large waves, said Alfredo Escobedo, the director of the Baja California civil protection service.

Scientists say some areas where strong shaking occurred may experience local underwater landslides.

The Gulf of California, also known as the Sea of Cortez, is believed to have come into being millions of years ago when tectonic forces shifted the Baja California peninsula off the North American Plate.
Called the "world's aquarium" by undersea explorer Jacques Cousteau, the sea has a unique ecosystem and is home to hammerhead sharks, whale sharks, orca whales, dolphins and giant Pacific manta rays.

[Lovinlife]

update in Robert Manwill's thread & not looking good.

[Fanny Mae]

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind' the
pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ' PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'

I ain't 87, but I can feel her pain.   

[trimmonthelake]

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind' the
pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.' The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.'

The pastor said 'POWER.' The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'

The Pastor said 'SEX' The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing ' PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'

I ain't 87, but I can feel her pain.   

   Don't we all.   

[trimmonthelake]

This is interesting. 
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/28815/
Glenn Beck: Cash for Clunkers update

[trimmonthelake]

This is interesting. 
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/28815/
Glenn Beck: Cash for Clunkers update

JSM,be sure and read this.