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« Reply #3200 on: August 04, 2009, 07:56:53 PM »

Had to log back in to post this.  Let me preface by saying that I am a huge NASCAR fan ( I know everyone is laughing) what can I say?  But this just put me in another tizzy. Doesn't O have anything else to do on a Monday?

Rain delays Monday’s White House event for NASCAR
Aug 3, 1:37 pm EDT
 
WASHINGTON (AP)—The White House meeting between No. 44 and No. 48 will have to wait a few weeks, thanks to turf problems elsewhere.

Three-time defending Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson was among a group of NASCAR drivers who were to be honored by President Barack Obama at the White House Monday. But steady rain postponed Sunday’s race at Pocono Raceway in Pennsylvania and that event was rescheduled for Monday.

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs says the meeting with Obama has been rescheduled for Aug. 19.

Johnson’s No. 48 Chevrolet was going to be parked at the White House.
WTF? Seriously? First it was Tony Hawk skateboarding in the White House, are they going to get in the cars and do donuts in the Rose Garden? SORRY I AM PIZZED

Don't forget about the beerfest summit in the rose garden, and the beaded portrait out front of the White House.   
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« Reply #3201 on: August 04, 2009, 08:01:27 PM »

OK, it's joke time. Ready?
Patient calls Dr's office, demanding results of her biospsy. Snotty patient even goes so far as to give "bitch" as her last name! Hours later, someone for doctor's office calls and says "Hey, good news! It's just a fatty tumor!" Patient does the happy dance, calls the only 7 people that she has shared her fears with, everyone is happy,  and "I'd Like to Buy The World A Coke" plays in the background. (Honest, the joke part is coming, I promise)

Fast forward 24 hours. Patient's DOCTOR calls, says "we have a problem we have to talk about". Patient immediately apologizes for screwing around with the staff by saying her last name is bitch. Patient is very scared that the doctor is gonna yell at her.

Well, Doc thinks that's funny and all, but we really do have a problem here. Seems that whomever called the patient yesterday did not check the date on the biopsy, and gave patient the results from the "old" biopsy! The new biopsy shows "invasive ductile cancer". Doc is very sorry about the screwup (according to the office staff, he was MAD MAD MAD!) and will meet with patient next week to discuss treatment. Patient thanks Doc for the 24 hours of peace and worry-less she just had (first in a month)....and wonders, still, does he think it's funny that patient's last name was bitch? He still thinks it's funny...but advises patient not to be alone today.

So, I guess the joke was on me. What's really funny is that even tho I now know I have cancer (and have a 10 page paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started!) I still think it's hilarious that I gave my last name as bitch!!!

due to the raunchy language, I didn't feel this belonged in the prayer thread. Also, due to the fact that I refuse to take this too seriously, it would be irreverent over there. Oh, crap! There's the "she-who-shall-not-be-named" factor, too! You guys would have every right to think I'm yanking your chains....crap, I wish I were. But, I'm not. Dammitall! I guess I could get a pic of the ultrasound or something.....

So, have at it with the boob jokes. Personally I've always thought mine were too big, so this could be a good thing in the end, right?

Tevye I am so sorry.  Take some time out to be mad, really really mad, pull a pillow apart, beat the crap out of something old with a hammer, whatever works.  I Hope you have treatment scheduled soon.  Cancer is beatable hon and you are not going to be a statistic!
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« Reply #3202 on: August 04, 2009, 08:06:06 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!
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« Reply #3203 on: August 04, 2009, 08:24:12 PM »

Made my son his favourite dinner - chicken alfredo, even let him borrow my car tonight.  I am pretty sure he is milking it and I don't mind!

Before you guys ask here is my recipe.  The sauce makes a lot and I freeze leftovers.

Pick the meat off left over roast chicken or cut 2-3 chicken breast in cubes.  In a large skillet put in chicken, 2 Tbsp butter, 4 cloves garlic minced, one medium onion chopped, 2 cups sliced fresh mushrooms  and 1 Tbsp Italian seasoning.  Cook until chicken is tender (if using breasts instead of left over chicken) and onions are tender. Remove from heat push chicken to outside of pan. Add 4 Tbsp butter and wait for it to melt.  Add 1 tsp salt and black pepper to taste.  Stir in 1/3 cup flour, put back on heat and slowly add 3 cups milk.  Add 1 cup cream. and stir until smooth and bubbly. Then add 1 large fresh tomato diced, 3/4 cup Parmesan cheese, 1 cup other cheese (cheddar, mozza, etc.) and 1/2 cup sour cream.  keep stirring for about two minutes and remove from heat.  I then add fresh herbs like chives, cilantro and parsley and serve over cooked pasta (large shells are our favourite as they hold the sauce).
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« Reply #3204 on: August 04, 2009, 08:24:31 PM »

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/05/world/05patrol.html?_r=1   
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« Reply #3205 on: August 04, 2009, 08:25:03 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20090804/pl_bloomberg/aswblfhdtx3g
Senators, Military Advisers Urge Obama to Double Afghan Forces

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  Indira A.R. Lakshmanan Indira A.r. Lakshmanan   – Tue Aug 4, 4:34 pm ET

Aug. 4 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama and top U.S. military commanders are under pressure from influential senators and civilian advisers to double the size of Afghan security forces, a commitment that would cost billions of dollars.

In private letters and face-to-face meetings, these supporters of mounting a stronger effort against the Taliban seek to boost the Afghan National Army and police to at least 400,000 personnel from the current 175,000.

“Any further postponement” of a decision to support a surge in Afghan forces will hamper U.S. efforts to quell an insurgency in its eighth year, Senators Joseph Lieberman, chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, and Carl Levin, chairman of the Armed Services Committee, wrote to the White House in a July 21 letter provided to Bloomberg News.
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« Reply #3206 on: August 04, 2009, 08:25:19 PM »

Northern Rose  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3207 on: August 04, 2009, 08:27:12 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!

I'm sorry MamaCrazy, but I don't see anything awesome about it. It is totally tastless and disreseptful.   
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« Reply #3208 on: August 04, 2009, 08:28:43 PM »

I would like to know where all this money is coming from, oh that's right Obama's going to raise our taxes 
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« Reply #3209 on: August 04, 2009, 08:30:59 PM »


Well great! They are going to get us from within and from the coasts. 
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« Reply #3210 on: August 04, 2009, 08:31:27 PM »

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« Reply #3211 on: August 04, 2009, 08:31:49 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20090804/pl_bloomberg/aswblfhdtx3g
Senators, Military Advisers Urge Obama to Double Afghan Forces

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  Indira A.R. Lakshmanan Indira A.r. Lakshmanan   – Tue Aug 4, 4:34 pm ET

Aug. 4 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama and top U.S. military commanders are under pressure from influential senators and civilian advisers to double the size of Afghan security forces, a commitment that would cost billions of dollars.

In private letters and face-to-face meetings, these supporters of mounting a stronger effort against the Taliban seek to boost the Afghan National Army and police to at least 400,000 personnel from the current 175,000.

“Any further postponement” of a decision to support a surge in Afghan forces will hamper U.S. efforts to quell an insurgency in its eighth year, Senators Joseph Lieberman, chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, and Carl Levin, chairman of the Armed Services Committee, wrote to the White House in a July 21 letter provided to Bloomberg News.

You just know O is not going to listen to them.   
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« Reply #3212 on: August 04, 2009, 08:32:20 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!

I'm sorry MamaCrazy, but I don't see anything awesome about it. It is totally tastless and disreseptful.   
don't be sorry miss Mae.... an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3213 on: August 04, 2009, 08:34:48 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!

I'm sorry MamaCrazy, but I don't see anything awesome about it. It is totally tastless and disreseptful.   

Once again      

Ok, not the room for me   
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« Reply #3214 on: August 04, 2009, 08:38:15 PM »

  Not Good No Rose. And we have a pansy for a president.
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« Reply #3215 on: August 04, 2009, 08:39:12 PM »

I guess I am just simply worn down tonight. 

Good Night, Ya'll. And God Bless.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3216 on: August 04, 2009, 08:41:28 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20090804/pl_bloomberg/aswblfhdtx3g
Senators, Military Advisers Urge Obama to Double Afghan Forces

<snipped>
  Indira A.R. Lakshmanan Indira A.r. Lakshmanan   – Tue Aug 4, 4:34 pm ET

Aug. 4 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama and top U.S. military commanders are under pressure from influential senators and civilian advisers to double the size of Afghan security forces, a commitment that would cost billions of dollars.

In private letters and face-to-face meetings, these supporters of mounting a stronger effort against the Taliban seek to boost the Afghan National Army and police to at least 400,000 personnel from the current 175,000.

“Any further postponement” of a decision to support a surge in Afghan forces will hamper U.S. efforts to quell an insurgency in its eighth year, Senators Joseph Lieberman, chairman of the Homeland Security Committee, and Carl Levin, chairman of the Armed Services Committee, wrote to the White House in a July 21 letter provided to Bloomberg News.
Good, pressurize Obambi into sending more troops, I saw my friend that is going on October today on the elevator. SEND THE TROOPS, SEND THE MISSLES, WIPE OUT THE TALIBAN, THEN GAME OVER. We WIN JMO JSM
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« Reply #3217 on: August 04, 2009, 08:42:48 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!

I'm sorry MamaCrazy, but I don't see anything awesome about it. It is totally tastless and disreseptful.   

Once again      

Ok, not the room for me   
What's wrong Leroy? TIA JSM
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« Reply #3218 on: August 04, 2009, 09:01:46 PM »

I guess I am just simply worn down tonight. 

Good Night, Ya'll. And God Bless.  an angelic monkey
sweet dreams miss Mae ..cool theres 2 now!
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« Reply #3219 on: August 04, 2009, 09:11:46 PM »

Tony Hawk Skates the White House

During A Rad Dad Event
Yes, it happened. 

http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog?post=4272207
terrible day for our country....but an awesome day for sk8ters!

I'm sorry MamaCrazy, but I don't see anything awesome about it. It is totally tastless and disreseptful.   

Once again      

Ok, not the room for me   
I never even heard of this Tony Hawk guy before, and I don't even know the names of any of the Nascar racers either. To be honest I didn't even know this skateboarder was even at the WH  As you can see I don't follow any kind of sports at all.
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