JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #2

[CasuallyCool]

http://www.fancast.com/movies/Steel-Magnolias/38267/614396165/Steel-Magnolias/videos

[joesamas mama]

 


Synopsis

Six divas of the silver screen - Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah, Olympia Dukakis and Julia Roberts - come together as bosom buddies in this hilarious and heartwarming story of life, love and loss in a small Louisiana parish. At the center of the group is Shelby Eatenton (Julia Roberts), newly married and joyfully pregnant, despite the fact that her diabetes could make childbirth life-threatening. Terrified and angry at the possibility of losing her only daughter, M'Lynn Eatenton (Sally Field) looks to her four closest friends for strength and laughter as she battles her deepest fear of death in order to join Shelby in celebrating the miracle of new life.

Thanks CC, sounds really depressing.

[trimmonthelake]

JSM...Steel Magnolias clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjNa8Ukg_0

Divine Secrets of The Ya Ya Sisterhood clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQFa2MikS0

[CasuallyCool]

 


Synopsis

Six divas of the silver screen - Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah, Olympia Dukakis and Julia Roberts - come together as bosom buddies in this hilarious and heartwarming story of life, love and loss in a small Louisiana parish. At the center of the group is Shelby Eatenton (Julia Roberts), newly married and joyfully pregnant, despite the fact that her diabetes could make childbirth life-threatening. Terrified and angry at the possibility of losing her only daughter, M'Lynn Eatenton (Sally Field) looks to her four closest friends for strength and laughter as she battles her deepest fear of death in order to join Shelby in celebrating the miracle of new life.

Thanks CC, sounds really depressing.

Au contraire mom frere.  Freaking hilarious

[trimmonthelake]

CC, are you the Smother's Brothers today? 

Yep.  I change my avatar more than Fanny changes her underwear.       

     

             
                           

Hey Trimm - if you could, can you find the passage I quoted above on YouTube and post it here for JSM?

Your wish is my command.    

[CasuallyCool]

JSM...Steel Magnolias clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjNa8Ukg_0

Divine Secrets of The Ya Ya Sisterhood clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQFa2MikS0

You're good Trimm.  Txs     

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning, the Smothers Brothers    The burning question for me this morning what did this country have to give up for the release of the two women journalists?

A Bill Clinton cigar?

  Oh you are bad CC

[trimmonthelake]

This is classic.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/8EjNa8Ukg_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/8EjNa8Ukg_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning, the Smothers Brothers    The burning question for me this morning what did this country have to give up for the release of the two women journalists?

A Bill Clinton cigar?

  Oh you are bad CC

 

[trimmonthelake]

Neighbor is here. BRB.     

[joesamas mama]

JSM...Steel Magnolias clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EjNa8Ukg_0

Divine Secrets of The Ya Ya Sisterhood clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQFa2MikS0

Thanks Trimm for the you tube.

[no rose colored glasses]

Neighbor is here. BRB.     

   

[Tevye]

Tevye - So sorry to hear about the turn of events.  Here's a passage jsut for you...

M'Lynn: No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna *hit* something! I wanna *hit it hard*!
[continues sobbing]
Clairee: *Here*! [Grabs Ouiser by the shoulder and positions her in front of M'Lynn]
Clairee: *Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [Taken aback and confused] Are you crazy?
Clairee: *Hit her*!
Ouiser Boudreaux: *Are you high, Clairee*?
Ouiser Boudreaux: [In a frightened tone] Clairee, have you lost your mind?
Clairee: We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!
Annelle: [in a scared tone] Ms. Clairee, enoough!
Clairee: Ouiser, this is your chance to do something for your fellow man! Knock her lights out, M'Lynn!
Ouiser Boudreaux: [snatches away] Let go o' me!
Clairee: M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!

Way cool! Halfway thru reading it, I remembered it's from Steel Magnolias...a movie I have only seen once, this past winter, and almost peed my pants laughing so hard at that part! Thank you for that!

My sis, the oncology nurse, has a coworker I dislike (cos she's lazy). I told my sis today to tell their boss that my sis has discovered the cure for breast cancer: fire the lazy worker! I'm sure that would make me feel so much better, I'd be cured instantly.

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!

[Tevye]

CC, are you the Smother's Brothers today? 

Yep.  I change my avatar more than Fanny changes her underwear.       

Fanny? Got anything ya wanna tell us?

[Tevye]

Good Morning, the Smothers Brothers    The burning question for me this morning what did this country have to give up for the release of the two women journalists?

Oh, please please please let it be this: the US has to give up custody of Hillary and Bill Clinton to North Korea!!!!!! Oh, yeah!

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning, the Smothers Brothers    The burning question for me this morning what did this country have to give up for the release of the two women journalists?

Oh, please please please let it be this: the US has to give up custody of Hillary and Bill Clinton to North Korea!!!!!! Oh, yeah!

LMAO.   

[trimmonthelake]

Neighbor is here. BRB.     

   

And she's gone.Man I wish Shep would have a good non deadly car chase today.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Good Morning, the Smothers Brothers    The burning question for me this morning what did this country have to give up for the release of the two women journalists?

Oh, please please please let it be this: the US has to give up custody of Hillary and Bill Clinton to North Korea!!!!!! Oh, yeah!

And throw in Bill Richardson for good measure 

[islandmonkey]

  Boy, I wish I needed a car, as I'd surely drive to MOto buy from this patriot:

Need a new truck?

This is a great interview.  CNN does not score a point.
A Butler, Missouri, car dealer named Mark Mueller is giving away an AK-47 with every new truck he sells, and this CNN reporter throws every liberal cliche at him in her interview.  Doesn't faze him for an instant!  If you're for gun rights, you'll enjoy this video.  A few seconds of it appeared on Fox, but the good stuff is here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNmi-bBhWG8

[islandmonkey]

The  object of the game is to destroy American  capitalism 
 
 
 
by  having the government take over  everything!
Wanna play? No??? Too bad,  you're already playing... 
 
 And  quite frankly, in this game, nobody  wins.