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« Reply #3460 on: August 05, 2009, 09:01:13 PM »




You don't want to see Jefferson County with no protection.It's bad now.   

I used to be terrified just to drive thought B'ham and I would never stop there unless I had to deliver there. I just hoped I could make it through without breaking down on the interstate. Anytime I delivered there, thank goodness it was at food distribution places that had armed security except for the Winn Dixie warehouse.  The delivery times were alway early in the morning and you had to park in the dark on an unlit road in a line of trucks until they would let you in. Sometimes I wonder how I lived through some of the things I did. 
  My favorite  is from Birmingham Alabama. John Zimmerman is so hot and a sweet guy, good husband and a very southern guy. I didn't know it was that bad.
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« Reply #3461 on: August 05, 2009, 09:05:47 PM »

Okay monkeys, JSM is having a hard time typing, I have my leg propped up wrapped in an ice pack. The storms and me falling on my knee must have made it swell like a cantelope. I will lurk now. JSM     
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« Reply #3462 on: August 05, 2009, 09:05:49 PM »




You don't want to see Jefferson County with no protection.It's bad now.   

I used to be terrified just to drive thought B'ham and I would never stop there unless I had to deliver there. I just hoped I could make it through without breaking down on the interstate. Anytime I delivered there, thank goodness it was at food distribution places that had armed security except for the Winn Dixie warehouse.  The delivery times were alway early in the morning and you had to park in the dark on an unlit road in a line of trucks until they would let you in. Sometimes I wonder how I lived through some of the things I did. 

Anytime you get sent to a specialist,they are located in Birmingham.I'd rather go to Huntsville.
I can't stand Birmingham.Anytime Hubby had a job in town he carried a pistol.One time he almost got cornered up,and another worker happened by.A bunch of gang banging wanna be druggies.90% of the prisoners are drug abusers.Black or White.

I carried a tire thumper. And I could be the B*TCH FROM HELL if I had to be. Didn't have to be too often though. I did pick up another company driver by the shirt collar and his throat one time and pinned him against the door, because he was passing some untrue gossip about me. Happened in the driver's room in front of a bunch of other drivers and dispatchers. He was at least 6" taller than me, and a lot heavier. Nobody came to his defense. He never said another word about me...dispatchers and drivers didn't mess with me either, after that.  Hormones and adrenalin will do a lot for you when you need it. 
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« Reply #3463 on: August 05, 2009, 09:07:27 PM »

we have a JSM monkey!!!
 
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« Reply #3464 on: August 05, 2009, 09:08:24 PM »

I think O' needs to come on down Bama way and tell these folks jobs are coming and the tax revenue is here for the TAX CHECK I still haven't got.   

I'd like to see Pelosi dare to show her plastic face down there. Now I'd pay for tickets to that.   
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« Reply #3465 on: August 05, 2009, 09:08:27 PM »

has anyone heard from Tevye??  i'm worried about her?
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« Reply #3466 on: August 05, 2009, 09:11:02 PM »

Okay monkeys, JSM is having a hard time typing, I have my leg propped up wrapped in an ice pack. The storms and me falling on my knee must have made it swell like a cantelope. I will lurk now. JSM     

The old my knee is swollen story won't work.You must skate this weekend.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3467 on: August 05, 2009, 09:11:58 PM »

I think O' needs to come on down Bama way and tell these folks jobs are coming and the tax revenue is here for the TAX CHECK I still haven't got.   

I'd like to see Pelosi dare to show her plastic face down there. Now I'd pay for tickets to that.   
   
I'd rip that poison right off.   
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« Reply #3468 on: August 05, 2009, 09:12:49 PM »

has anyone heard from Tevye??  i'm worried about her?

She was here this morning.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3469 on: August 05, 2009, 09:13:55 PM »




You don't want to see Jefferson County with no protection.It's bad now.   

I used to be terrified just to drive thought B'ham and I would never stop there unless I had to deliver there. I just hoped I could make it through without breaking down on the interstate. Anytime I delivered there, thank goodness it was at food distribution places that had armed security except for the Winn Dixie warehouse.  The delivery times were alway early in the morning and you had to park in the dark on an unlit road in a line of trucks until they would let you in. Sometimes I wonder how I lived through some of the things I did. 

Anytime you get sent to a specialist,they are located in Birmingham.I'd rather go to Huntsville.
I can't stand Birmingham.Anytime Hubby had a job in town he carried a pistol.One time he almost got cornered up,and another worker happened by.A bunch of gang banging wanna be druggies.90% of the prisoners are drug abusers.Black or White.

I carried a tire thumper. And I could be the B*TCH FROM HELL if I had to be. Didn't have to be too often though. I did pick up another company driver by the shirt collar and his throat one time and pinned him against the door, because he was passing some untrue gossip about me. Happened in the driver's room in front of a bunch of other drivers and dispatchers. He was at least 6" taller than me, and a lot heavier. Nobody came to his defense. He never said another word about me...dispatchers and drivers didn't mess with me either, after that.  Hormones and adrenalin will do a lot for you when you need it. 

Yeah,hormone and adrenaline rush.........    Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3470 on: August 05, 2009, 09:16:58 PM »

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« Reply #3471 on: August 05, 2009, 09:21:35 PM »

Okay monkeys, JSM is having a hard time typing, I have my leg propped up wrapped in an ice pack. The storms and me falling on my knee must have made it swell like a cantelope. I will lurk now. JSM     

The old my knee is swollen story won't work.You must skate this weekend.   Monkey Devil!
  I am icing the knee so I can skate this weekend Trimm. I just hope my brother gets the video of it so if I don't make a total arse of myself, I will send it to my monkey friends.  I am going to practice tomorrow with my coach and that will be it with her. Oh well I only learned it in a week and a half so my expectations are not high.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3472 on: August 05, 2009, 09:23:19 PM »

Night my sweet monkeys. Sleep well, have fun and God bless Robert Manwill and Caylee and all the other missing children/persons.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3473 on: August 05, 2009, 09:27:46 PM »

has anyone heard from Tevye??  i'm worried about her?

She was here this morning.   an angelic monkey
thanks Trimm... an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3474 on: August 05, 2009, 09:28:48 PM »

Night my sweet monkeys. Sleep well, have fun and God bless Robert Manwill and Caylee and all the other missing children/persons.  an angelic monkey
sweet dreams sweet lady
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« Reply #3475 on: August 05, 2009, 09:38:41 PM »

Night my sweet monkeys. Sleep well, have fun and God bless Robert Manwill and Caylee and all the other missing children/persons.  an angelic monkey
Good Night, rest your knee 
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« Reply #3476 on: August 05, 2009, 09:39:00 PM »

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Good evening!  Wow, JSM.  Cool moves!  They did some tricks I've never seen before!        Thanks for sharing!
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« Reply #3477 on: August 05, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »

Night my sweet monkeys. Sleep well, have fun and God bless Robert Manwill and Caylee and all the other missing children/persons.  an angelic monkey

Good night, JSM and JOSEF.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3478 on: August 05, 2009, 10:01:44 PM »

Good Night ya'll. And God Bless.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #3479 on: August 05, 2009, 11:01:46 PM »

has anyone heard from Tevye??  i'm worried about her?
Oh, I'm here, just really busy. I'm behind at school, behind at the jail (my internship, not my inmate-ship), house looks like hell, but, man, am I having fun with my grandson! Today, his other granny was 5 hours late picking him up....those were the 5 hours I was going to use to do my homework. so, I was a little unprepared for class tonight, but will make up for it next week. I also have have this stupid cancer shit to read from the Breast Torture Center...and a wedding to go to that I am planning on getting absolutely trashed at! I'm gonna dance with my grandsons and maybe I'll be feeling better enough to hold my granddaughter and dance with her too! (she's 1, she weighs 30 pounds!!!!)

Went to class tonite, told them about it, and told them I might be  a little weirder than usual. If that happens, they are just to ignore me. However, if I get quiet then they all have my permission to gang up on me and beat the snot outta me! Told them cancer WILL be funny!

And then I come here and see JSM has her own skating monkey! How freekin' cool is that?

So don't worry bout me. Monday is the big day with the doctor...he better have some good news for me or he'll be singing soprano! I find Capp (hope she's ok) and have her send some of her relatives over to see him.
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