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« Reply #3580 on: August 06, 2009, 03:20:39 PM »

Why is Fanny Nekkid?
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« Reply #3581 on: August 06, 2009, 03:22:49 PM »

Why is Fanny Nekkid?

She's trying to hide from me and I think she might be out of clean underwear.
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« Reply #3582 on: August 06, 2009, 03:23:57 PM »

Why is Fanny Nekkid?

She's trying to hide from me and I think she might be out of clean underwear.
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« Reply #3583 on: August 06, 2009, 03:24:33 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 

Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     
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« Reply #3584 on: August 06, 2009, 03:27:39 PM »

Why is Fanny Nekkid?

She's trying to hide from me and I think she might be out of clean underwear.


 
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« Reply #3585 on: August 06, 2009, 03:28:37 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 
 
Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     

Bad puppy.          Ever been stationed at Patrick Air Force Base in FL?
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« Reply #3586 on: August 06, 2009, 03:34:54 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 
 
Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     

Bad puppy.          Ever been stationed at Patrick Air Force Base in FL?

No, but we did spend 1.5 years at MacDill in Tampa.   That's where he retired.    We were there during Desert Storm, and I would see Schwarzkoph's wife out and about on base all the time.   Her house was heavily guarded, even though they lived on base.   She was really nice.  I loved Tampa and didn't want to go back to Maryland, but here I am. 
BTW - we divorced and I married a Navy guy.   LOL.    The Navy guys like to party more (and smoke).     
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« Reply #3587 on: August 06, 2009, 03:34:56 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 

Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     
   
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« Reply #3588 on: August 06, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 
 
Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     

Bad puppy.          Ever been stationed at Patrick Air Force Base in FL?

No, but we did spend 1.5 years at MacDill in Tampa.   That's where he retired.    We were there during Desert Storm, and I would see Schwarzkoph's wife out and about on base all the time.   Her house was heavily guarded, even though they lived on base.   She was really nice.  I loved Tampa and didn't want to go back to Maryland, but here I am. 
BTW - we divorced and I married a Navy guy.   LOL.    The Navy guys like to party more (and smoke).     

You must like men in uniforms.  By the way, I use to play a Captiain on a TV show.
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« Reply #3589 on: August 06, 2009, 03:42:44 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 
 
Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     

Bad puppy.          Ever been stationed at Patrick Air Force Base in FL?

No, but we did spend 1.5 years at MacDill in Tampa.   That's where he retired.    We were there during Desert Storm, and I would see Schwarzkoph's wife out and about on base all the time.   Her house was heavily guarded, even though they lived on base.   She was really nice.  I loved Tampa and didn't want to go back to Maryland, but here I am. 
BTW - we divorced and I married a Navy guy.   LOL.    The Navy guys like to party more (and smoke).     

You must like men in uniforms.  By the way, I use to play a Captiain on a TV show.

Actually, I always said I would never marry anyone in the military but did!   I guess I forgot to knock on wood!
BTW - I just love Captain Kangaroo!    Especially the hair do!   
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« Reply #3590 on: August 06, 2009, 03:48:43 PM »

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« Reply #3591 on: August 06, 2009, 03:51:40 PM »

CC - were you in the Air Force?   Did you spend time at Patrick?

I also worked at the Naval Regional Medical Center in Orlando back in '79 - when I was single and carefree.
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« Reply #3592 on: August 06, 2009, 03:54:01 PM »


QM - that is so cute.     

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« Reply #3593 on: August 06, 2009, 03:55:50 PM »

True story.......
I kept losing hubby in the store a while ago.Then it was like music and sunshine on isle 4,the canned goods section.
There she was in her little tank top and low cut jeans,long dark hair flowing down her back.
I walked up and gave her the once over and told she had a nice tattoo on her back,and hubby thought so too,he was too shy to say anything. 
He'd been watching her for 5 minutes......thought I'd help him out.   
I don't think he'll let me go with him next time.    Monkey Devil!


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« Reply #3594 on: August 06, 2009, 03:56:25 PM »

I got a silly story -

When I first got married many many moons ago, I married an Air Force Test Pilot and we immediately got stationed at Maxwell AFB in Montgomery, Alabama.   My hubby bought me this cute little toy Yorkshire Terrier.   At the time, my hubby thought I had quit smoking - but I hadn't and I was sneaking cigs behind his back.   He would leave for work earlier than I would, and then I would do my make-up in the hall bathroom, then put the dog in there (because he wasn't house trained yet) and go to work. 

Well, hubby beat me home one day.    I asked him how his day was, and how the puppy did while we were gone.   He replied "the puppy didn't have any accidents, but we have a bigger problem -  he's taken up smoking!"

BUSTED.   I forgot to flush the toilet!     
  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3595 on: August 06, 2009, 03:57:44 PM »

I have a story Captain    My youngest daughter works for a management company, she was talking to another person, I guess to long for the other person, who got mad and threw all the papers in his hands in my daughter's face. The other man ran after him and told him, when you live in the US you don't get mad and throw stuff in people's faces. I guess that was better than when a couple months ago a man picked up her phone and threw it at her. I swear people are just going nuts 
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« Reply #3596 on: August 06, 2009, 03:58:00 PM »

CC - were you in the Air Force?   Did you spend time at Patrick?

I also worked at the Naval Regional Medical Center in Orlando back in '79 - when I was single and carefree.

Me in the armed forces, that's a scary thought.  Nope.  I was just approved an EAL at Patrick AFB to use their golf course at the end of this month.
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« Reply #3597 on: August 06, 2009, 03:58:54 PM »

True story.......
I kept losing hubby in the store a while ago.Then it was like music and sunshine on isle 4,the canned goods section.
There she was in her little tank top and low cut jeans,long dark hair flowing down her back.
I walked up and gave her the once over and told she had a nice tattoo on her back,and hubby thought so too,he was too shy to say anything. 
He'd been watching her for 5 minutes......thought I'd help him out.   
I don't think he'll let me go with him next time.    Monkey Devil!


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 Monkey Devil!   That's funny.   Good for you!
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« Reply #3598 on: August 06, 2009, 03:59:23 PM »

Awww, so cute Sassy!!!
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« Reply #3599 on: August 06, 2009, 03:59:34 PM »

True story.......
I kept losing hubby in the store a while ago.Then it was like music and sunshine on isle 4,the canned goods section.
There she was in her little tank top and low cut jeans,long dark hair flowing down her back.
I walked up and gave her the once over and told she had a nice tattoo on her back,and hubby thought so too,he was too shy to say anything. 
He'd been watching her for 5 minutes......thought I'd help him out.   
I don't think he'll let me go with him next time.    Monkey Devil!


   Yeah Baby...busted.   

   
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