JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #2

[joesamas mama]

That has got to be the most uncomfortable group of men drinking beer that I have ever seen 

I think they should have gone to Sgt Crowley's favorite Pub in Boston, myself. Now that would be a beer summit! I think they would have gotten some "issues" settled there. But that's just me.   

Then maybe Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Nicholas Colasanto, Rhea Perlman
John Ratzenberger, Woody Harrelson, Kelsey Grammer, Bebe Neuwirth,and George Wendt might have showed up.

Just guessing, but I think most of those people you just named are liberals. I don't think Skip would hear much of a liberal view by the patrons at Sgt Crowley's bar.   

Kelsey Grammer and Ratzenberger are Conservatives or at least I think Grammer is conservative.

I have a feeling Ratzenberger is conservative, Grammer is to weird to tell one way or the other. Isn't he the one who has openly campaigned for leagalizing hemp laws?

No I think that was Woody Harrelson.

[trimmonthelake]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

I don't think you offended her CC. 

Hey,I have salmon patties and okra and peas.......I think that will make her feel better.   

[CasuallyCool]

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   

A kazap is a drug derived from an animal known as a 'sand cat' native to the Asia Minor and North African desert regions. It is believed to be produced from bottling the soul of the cat, so that it can be 'huffed' later.
 

[joesamas mama]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

  (Chorus)
  Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.
  Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy.
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy.

  (Chorus)
  (Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy.
  Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
  I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

  (Chorus)
  (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
  Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
  Don't bring everybody down.
  Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
  Don't worry, be happy.
  I'm not worried, I'm happy...)

And it that doesn't help a bit, shots are on me- for everyone!!!

  Helps me CC, plus I wouldn't mind a few shots. 

[trimmonthelake]

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   

Yeah me too.   

[CasuallyCool]

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Truckers

You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     

 

NRCG - Fanny used to be a trucker.

[no rose colored glasses]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

I don't think you offended her CC. 

Hey,I have salmon patties and okra and peas.......I think that will make her feel better.   

CC never offends me, I'm trying to figure out CC's latest avi, hints please.  Lunch sounds real good    Haven't had salmon patties in ages.

[crazybabyborg]

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   

Yeah me too.   

 

Is that anything like cow tipping??

[islandmonkey]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Actually I'm starting to get irritated too.......can go any further on that , you'll have to trust me

     You and me, I better start slapping my hands big time 

  I'd never slap your hand..........and I also won't hold back on what I feel, nor give in to some convoluted wild theory

[no rose colored glasses]

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   

A kazap is a drug derived from an animal known as a 'sand cat' native to the Asia Minor and North African desert regions. It is believed to be produced from bottling the soul of the cat, so that it can be 'huffed' later.
 

I learn something new everyday, never heard of that before.

[no rose colored glasses]

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Truckers

You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     

 

NRCG - Fanny used to be a trucker.

 

[no rose colored glasses]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

    I found that very funny especially the Prius    I'm just generally irritated. I guess it is because I have no faith and hope and I look at things with a callous attitude. I don't want to be that way, and I wish I could have a good attitude. Now if I could just find a pill to make everything cheery and hopefull......... 

Actually I'm starting to get irritated too.......can go any further on that , you'll have to trust me

     You and me, I better start slapping my hands big time 

  I'd never slap your hand..........and I also won't hold back on what I feel, nor give in to some convoluted wild theory

 

[trimmonthelake]

Hey CBB,we're having lunch.   

[CasuallyCool]

CC         Now, if you could tell me what kitty huffing is   

Yeah me too.   

 

Is that anything like cow tipping??

The Process of Cow Tipping

1. Approach sleeping cow.
2. Gently caress the sleeping cow - anywhere will do.
3. The sleeping cow should begin to moo.
4. When the cow least expects it, push it over.
5. Run like hell!
6. Watch as the farmer leaves their home, and sees their beloved Daisy (or Bessie as the case may be) shrivel into a small raisin and implode.
7. After the farmer leaves the scene, clean up the mess that the cow has made, just to be considerate.

[CasuallyCool]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

I don't think you offended her CC. 

Hey,I have salmon patties and okra and peas.......I think that will make her feel better.   

CC never offends me, I'm trying to figure out CC's latest avi, hints please.  Lunch sounds real good    Haven't had salmon patties in ages.

"Here's looking...."

[Fanny Mae]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

I don't think you offended her CC. 

Hey,I have salmon patties and okra and peas.......I think that will make her feel better.   

CC never offends me, I'm trying to figure out CC's latest avi, hints please.  Lunch sounds real good    Haven't had salmon patties in ages.

"Here's looking...."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casablanca_(film)

[trimmonthelake]

Another fine day, someone out there must sell a mood elevator where you are happy and bubbly and don't let people irritate the sh!t out of you.

Didn't mean to offend with the liberalism post, just making a joke, honest.   

I don't think you offended her CC. 

Hey,I have salmon patties and okra and peas.......I think that will make her feel better.   

CC never offends me, I'm trying to figure out CC's latest avi, hints please.  Lunch sounds real good    Haven't had salmon patties in ages.

"Here's looking...."

Casablanca with Ingrid Bergman,and Humphrey Bogart.     

[no rose colored glasses]

Thanks    Do I really feel stupid, I should have known that.

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=7611198&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/

O.K. this is crazy.   

[Fanny Mae]

CC, I guess I can quit worrying about you getting blown up.   


What is kitten huffing?   

NOROSE, what is wrong? We can handle it....I think. 

“If you bought it, a Trucker brought it. Probably while awake for three days straight hopped up on methanphetamines. Also they stink.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Truckers

You can shift my gears any day, Fanny.     

Oscar Wilde can kiss my stinkin' trucker azz! Or he could have! I bet his butt was never even in a truck, much less make a trip in one across the country in 3 1/2 days so Oscar could go in a store and buy what he wanted when he wanted it. I'll have him know that I usually took a shower EVERY day, and put on clean clothes. A pink company shirt, a clean pair of Lee jeans, clean pink underwear and pink socks with lace on them. I blew dry my curley hair and put on make up,perfume, (Enjoli of course) and earrings. I had to get up most mornings about 3am to do this, and get on the road.

 I never took any drugs to stay awake, but I did drink thermos' of coffee by the gallon, and have been know to slap myself in my face to keep awake, and chew on ice. I have also opened all the window in sub zero temperatures and bounced myself in the seat if I had to, to make an all night run into some seedy part of some city in the dark.

Thank you for you gear shifting attaboy. As a matter of fact, I can still do it to this day!