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« Reply #1260 on: August 17, 2009, 11:29:33 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

I have one those too but he is not my ex!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1261 on: August 17, 2009, 11:31:46 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Tell me he won't be staying in YOUR home for the next 7 weeks.   
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« Reply #1262 on: August 17, 2009, 11:33:56 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.
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« Reply #1263 on: August 17, 2009, 11:35:07 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

I have one those too but he is not my ex!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

 

You're bad, MT, really, really bad!   
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« Reply #1264 on: August 17, 2009, 11:38:06 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.

I am sure it will cover it at hotel too! 

If he stays at your house, I am going to wake him up every hour on the hour.   

At least he will know what time it is.   
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« Reply #1265 on: August 17, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.

Hi CBB and the rest of you guys. 

That is very honorable of you.   an angelic monkey They say what you give to the Universe you get back from the Universe. 

Maybe you shouldn't leave out any perishables though.   
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« Reply #1266 on: August 17, 2009, 11:41:06 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

I have one those too but he is not my ex!!   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

 

You're bad, MT, really, really bad!   

 an angelic monkey

He is just being a jerk because I have not gone to the doctor yet and he doesn't believe i will go tomorrow.   
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« Reply #1267 on: August 17, 2009, 11:42:36 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.

Hi CBB and the rest of you guys. 

That is very honorable of you.   an angelic monkey They say what you give to the Universe you get back from the Universe. 

Maybe you shouldn't leave out any perishables though.   

Hey CBB - have any old M&M's left??   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1268 on: August 17, 2009, 11:45:27 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.

Hi CBB and the rest of you guys. 

That is very honorable of you.   an angelic monkey They say what you give to the Universe you get back from the Universe. 

Maybe you shouldn't leave out any perishables though.   

Hey CBB - have any old M&M's left??   an angelic monkey

How do you handle a hungry man?   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1269 on: August 17, 2009, 11:45:33 PM »

What do you call a woman whose ex husband is a real jackass??? 

Do you have to married ??? lol.

What Happened when the Woman found her Husband stumbling around the back yard at 3 am?

She  - Shot him again 

I have my own jackass MT  and was never married to him - he is my Daughter's daddy 
And he is no angel by any means.
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« Reply #1270 on: August 17, 2009, 11:46:45 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Tell me he won't be staying in YOUR home for the next 7 weeks.   

Do we have a "shooting the bird" monkey?
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« Reply #1271 on: August 17, 2009, 11:49:02 PM »

LOL!!! You guys are cracking me up!!!  Lord, maybe with your help, I can get through it!!! 

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« Reply #1272 on: August 17, 2009, 11:51:27 PM »

I have one of those kinds of Ex's 

We could start a club!!!!   

Problem is that mine took a short stint at a job here, and had emergency surgery 2 days ago. He had settled in DC, but got the interim position because he had business connections here. He'll have a wound vac for 7 weeks and will need home health for that long.

Where "home" is, is the issue...............

I'm being tested, I know I'm being tested.......................     

CBB - tell me YOU dont have to do any of the home healthcare yourself? 

Klaas............ I don't know anything at this point. It's a huge mrsa infection the size of a softball. The surgeon said another 18-20 hours, and he would have died. No, I'm sure I wouldn't have to change dressings or anything, and I can always stay at the lake, but he'll have to stay here. He has insurance and it covers home health.

I am sure it will cover it at hotel too! 

If he stays at your house, I am going to wake him up every hour on the hour.   

At least he will know what time it is.   

I'll actually GET a house phone just for the occasion, and be sure to install it in the guest bedroom!   

Wonder if they make one with a gong as a ringer?   
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« Reply #1273 on: August 17, 2009, 11:51:52 PM »

No!  No, we don't CBB - why ever would you need one of those??   
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« Reply #1274 on: August 17, 2009, 11:53:17 PM »

What do you call a woman whose ex husband is a real jackass??? 

Do you have to married ??? lol.

What Happened when the Woman found her Husband stumbling around the back yard at 3 am?

She  - Shot him again 

I have my own jackass MT  and was never married to him - he is my Daughter's daddy 
And he is no angel by any means.

    Hi Deenie!!! Hi MM!!!!
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« Reply #1275 on: August 17, 2009, 11:53:41 PM »



Wonder if they make one with a gong as a ringer?   


If they don't - I have a blow horn for when he answers.   Monkey Devil!


The visual!!   
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« Reply #1276 on: August 17, 2009, 11:56:16 PM »

Real Men Don't Play

My ex - Daddy
I have 20 yrs of excuse's on file and In my head - and I am thankful that I never Married him.
He is what he is - Best off by himself. He has his own records with LE for life. He walks free.
He and I made a incredible kid though 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-f1cwycSWq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/-f1cwycSWq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1</a>
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« Reply #1277 on: August 17, 2009, 11:56:24 PM »

You guys reminded me of this and I finally found it................   

 Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?  Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the ***** cold truth of our great friendship.

 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry sucker who made you sad.

 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
 3.  When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 

 4.    When you get scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get afterwards.
 
 5.   When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

 6.  When you are confused -- I will use little words.

 7.    When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don't want to get whatever you  have.
 
 8.    When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
 
 9.  This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

 Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. 

 Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
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« Reply #1278 on: August 17, 2009, 11:58:42 PM »



Wonder if they make one with a gong as a ringer?   


If they don't - I have a blow horn for when he answers.   Monkey Devil!


The visual!!   

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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1279 on: August 18, 2009, 12:00:01 AM »

Real Men Don't Play

My ex - Daddy
I have 20 yrs of excuse's on file and In my head - and I am thankful that I never Married him.
He is what he is - Best off by himself. He has his own records with LE for life. He walks free.
He and I made a incredible kid though 

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-f1cwycSWq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/-f1cwycSWq0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1</a>

You took the best and moved on, Deenie!! Good for you!!!   
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