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« Reply #1640 on: August 18, 2009, 09:21:42 AM »

TEVYE and all monkeys. Check out the DR WHO cakes on this blog.

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« Reply #1641 on: August 18, 2009, 09:50:27 AM »


OMG, that looks just like Josef. Same eyes, same silly grin, same everything except the Hello Kitty hat. I love it Trimm.
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« Reply #1642 on: August 18, 2009, 10:24:27 AM »

TEVYE and all monkeys. Check out the DR WHO cakes on this blog.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/08/sunday-sweets-doctor-who.html


Mmmmm....cake.   
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« Reply #1643 on: August 18, 2009, 10:41:48 AM »

TEVYE and all monkeys. Check out the DR WHO cakes on this blog.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/08/sunday-sweets-doctor-who.html
Wow! Those look fabulous! Thanks.
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« Reply #1644 on: August 18, 2009, 10:42:40 AM »

Mmmm.... cake, no cookies today please!
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« Reply #1645 on: August 18, 2009, 10:43:10 AM »

TEVYE and all monkeys. Check out the DR WHO cakes on this blog.

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/08/sunday-sweets-doctor-who.html
Wow! Those look fabulous! Thanks.
I thought they would make you happy!
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« Reply #1646 on: August 18, 2009, 11:23:56 AM »

Mmmm.... cake, no cookies today please!

You're right.No cookies...I want pizza.       
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« Reply #1647 on: August 18, 2009, 11:24:29 AM »

Cheese As Pets
It is not common knowledge that cheeses can infact make adorable, loving pets. You can dress them up in a variety of costumes (however it is advised that you stay clear of all ninja costumes as cheeses are allergic to ninjas, and will throw up at the sight of anything ninja related); you can tell them anything you have on your mind (cheeses are very good listeners; just don't expect them to talk back to you); and you don't have to clean up their mess. Yes, that's right! Cheeses are house trained, and can look after themselves; you don't even have to make them their food - all cheeses are successful chefs! All in all, a cheese is man's best friend. 

Sassy - congrats on baby, you rock Granny!

JSM - Love your stripper name

Trimm - you're still a COUGAR

AND WHERE THE HELL IS OUR FANNY!!!!


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« Reply #1648 on: August 18, 2009, 11:37:25 AM »

Cheese As Pets
It is not common knowledge that cheeses can infact make adorable, loving pets. You can dress them up in a variety of costumes (however it is advised that you stay clear of all ninja costumes as cheeses are allergic to ninjas, and will throw up at the sight of anything ninja related); you can tell them anything you have on your mind (cheeses are very good listeners; just don't expect them to talk back to you); and you don't have to clean up their mess. Yes, that's right! Cheeses are house trained, and can look after themselves; you don't even have to make them their food - all cheeses are successful chefs! All in all, a cheese is man's best friend. 

Sassy - congrats on baby, you rock Granny!

JSM - Love your stripper name

Trimm - you're still a COUGAR

AND WHERE THE HELL IS OUR FANNY!!!!



CC, you are so funny Cheese pets.  Glad you like the stripper name. 
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« Reply #1649 on: August 18, 2009, 11:38:05 AM »

Mmmm.... cake, no cookies today please!

You're right.No cookies...I want pizza.       
Pizza sounds good too!
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« Reply #1650 on: August 18, 2009, 11:44:02 AM »

Maybe a cheese pet don't vomit    Zoe had a bout of irritable bowel this morning and before I could get her outside she vomited in the house. The question of the day I'm pondering is why do animals and kids always vomit in the worse possible spots in one's house  I will mix her food later with turkey, I'm suspicious of that wet food and her stomach, or maybe just a very little amount of the food mixed in.
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« Reply #1651 on: August 18, 2009, 11:44:48 AM »


Pizza is the best. It was originally the name of a square pie found throughout the ancient world. It was well known in those times that "pie are square". However, the Ancient Roman Dubious Flatulus, in trying to mathematically work out the area of a circle, and thus discover the value of pi, invented a round pizza. Thus began the "pie are round" vs. "pie are square" controversy which rages to this day. The name pizza is a corruption of the Latin phrase Veni, Vidi, Pedomunch, which translated to English roughly means "I came, I saw, this tastes like feet." This was a common complaint of ancient mathematicians of the time, except for those who enjoyed the taste of feet, who intended the statement as a compliment.

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« Reply #1652 on: August 18, 2009, 12:04:08 PM »


I know.I think I need some.
I have drank enough coffee to float a battle ship.No more zyrtec.I took one yesterday afternoon,and I hope it is wearing off. 
I just know pizza will make me feel better.   Monkey Devil!
I have looked all over the board and still no sign of Fanny.   
Maybe CC can use his magical powers and make her reappear.   
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« Reply #1653 on: August 18, 2009, 12:09:25 PM »

Maybe a cheese pet don't vomit    Zoe had a bout of irritable bowel this morning and before I could get her outside she vomited in the house. The question of the day I'm pondering is why do animals and kids always vomit in the worse possible spots in one's house  I will mix her food later with turkey, I'm suspicious of that wet food and her stomach, or maybe just a very little amount of the food mixed in.
  I use less wet food too No Rose or just use the turkey.
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« Reply #1654 on: August 18, 2009, 12:14:52 PM »


Pizza is the best. It was originally the name of a square pie found throughout the ancient world. It was well known in those times that "pie are square". However, the Ancient Roman Dubious Flatulus, in trying to mathematically work out the area of a circle, and thus discover the value of pi, invented a round pizza. Thus began the "pie are round" vs. "pie are square" controversy which rages to this day. The name pizza is a corruption of the Latin phrase Veni, Vidi, Pedomunch, which translated to English roughly means "I came, I saw, this tastes like feet." This was a common complaint of ancient mathematicians of the time, except for those who enjoyed the taste of feet, who intended the statement as a compliment.


  CC how do you come up with this stuff? 
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« Reply #1655 on: August 18, 2009, 12:19:07 PM »

NoRose,I hope Zoe is feeling better.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1656 on: August 18, 2009, 12:21:35 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/18/white-house-blames-e-mail-controversy-sinister-conspiracy-theories/
'Sinister Conspiracy Theories'
After confirming to FOX News over the weekend that third-party groups could be responsible for official White House e-mails that have been sent to people who never signed up for them, President Obama's new media director took to the official White House blog to "clear up" the confusion, and pointed the finger at "outside groups of all political stripes."

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The White House is blaming the controversy over its Web site and mass e-mails on viral rumors, "fear-mongering" and "sinister conspiracy theories" even as it acknowledges problems with its online practices.

After confirming to FOX News over the weekend that third-party groups could be responsible for official White House e-mails that have been sent to people who never signed up for them, President Obama's new media director took to the official White House blog to "clear up" the confusion.

In a posting Monday night, Macon Phillips again pointed the finger at "outside groups of all political stripes" but downplayed the backlash over the unwanted e-mails.

"An ironic development is that the launch of an online program meant to provide facts about health insurance reform has itself become the target of fear-mongering and online rumors that are the tactics of choice for the defenders of the status quo," he wrote. "Despite reports by some bloggers and others in the media that have invoked a variety of sinister conspiracy theories, more people signed up for updates last week than during the entire month of July."

Phillips confirmed that the White House had implemented new security measures on its Web site to prevent the problem. He insisted that the White House does not want any unsolicited e-mails going out.

"That's one reason why we have never -- and will never -- add names from a commercial or political list to the White House list," he wrote.
Phillips also confirmed that the e-mail account set up to field submissions from the public on "fishy" information about health care reform has been deactivated. This development was reported Monday morning by FOX News.

Critics had raised questions about how that information would be used and some accused the White House of fishing for entries for an "enemies list," a charge the White House rejected.

Phillips wrote that the White House takes "online privacy very seriously" and will not share personal information with anyone.

People can still submit "fishy" information about health care reform through the "reality check" Web site, set up by the White House last week to rebut health care rumors.

Phillips said the e-mail account was closed and the public was redirected to the "reality check" site to "consolidate the process."

The controversy over both issues drew the attention of Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., on Monday.

The ranking Republican on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee wrote a letter to White House Counsel Greg Craig asking a long list of questions and saying he wants to obtain the "full truth" about the mass e-mails and the now-defunct White House e-mail account.

He said reports that people received an e-mail from White House adviser David Axelrod last week without having contacted the White House raise concerns that "political e-mail address lists are being used for official purposes
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« Reply #1657 on: August 18, 2009, 12:22:35 PM »


Pizza is the best. It was originally the name of a square pie found throughout the ancient world. It was well known in those times that "pie are square". However, the Ancient Roman Dubious Flatulus, in trying to mathematically work out the area of a circle, and thus discover the value of pi, invented a round pizza. Thus began the "pie are round" vs. "pie are square" controversy which rages to this day. The name pizza is a corruption of the Latin phrase Veni, Vidi, Pedomunch, which translated to English roughly means "I came, I saw, this tastes like feet." This was a common complaint of ancient mathematicians of the time, except for those who enjoyed the taste of feet, who intended the statement as a compliment.


  CC how do you come up with this stuff? 

   I don't know,but I'm really hungry now.   
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« Reply #1658 on: August 18, 2009, 12:27:57 PM »

NoRose,I hope Zoe is feeling better.   an angelic monkey
I hope Zoe is feeling better too Trimm.
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« Reply #1659 on: August 18, 2009, 12:30:19 PM »


Pizza is the best. It was originally the name of a square pie found throughout the ancient world. It was well known in those times that "pie are square". However, the Ancient Roman Dubious Flatulus, in trying to mathematically work out the area of a circle, and thus discover the value of pi, invented a round pizza. Thus began the "pie are round" vs. "pie are square" controversy which rages to this day. The name pizza is a corruption of the Latin phrase Veni, Vidi, Pedomunch, which translated to English roughly means "I came, I saw, this tastes like feet." This was a common complaint of ancient mathematicians of the time, except for those who enjoyed the taste of feet, who intended the statement as a compliment.


  CC how do you come up with this stuff? 

   I don't know,but I'm really hungry now.   
Turkey, dressing and green peas was my lunch. I am still hungry. I swear there is more food in a tv dinner than they give you in a hospital cafeteria.
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