"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[joesamas mama]

Mamacrazy, glad the first day of the baby's school went well.  Now you will be glad she is going to school.

Sorry I have been ranting, you know that is what I do best. 

JSM..i love a good rant!  please don't stop!

Oh Mama, I have been ranting all night tonight. I will be back with more rants tomorrow. Be sure of that.  I am ranted out and sad about Robert Manwill. Gotta take the crazy Josef outside. He isn't liking that he has to go through the vets office to get to daycare now. Crazy dog. 

Poor guy probably thinks, oh no the vet. I always wondered what must be going through the animals mind at the vet, they are probably terrified.

Oh no No Rose, he would waltz right in there after I would pick him up from the pet lodge. Like he owned the joint (he practically does) go to the girls, they would love on him and then we would leave. It started to become a tradition. Now they closed the Pet Lodge lobby and the vet staff has to come get him out of the car. I guarantee they draw straws each morning and who loses has to get him. When they had their meeting about closing the lobby of the Pet Lodge, the manager of the Vet clinic told the girls they HAD to get him out of the car whether the liked it or not. Poor Josef was the first item on the agenda from what I was told. 

[mamacrazy30]

Mamacrazy, glad the first day of the baby's school went well.  Now you will be glad she is going to school.

Sorry I have been ranting, you know that is what I do best. 

I'm glad she had a good day, I don't know what a play dough station is but sounds like fun. I loved play dough as a kid, even use to sneak a bite of it now and again, it is very salty 

I ate it too. Tasted really bad. I ate paste when I was a kid. I guess cause everyone else did too.  NOW I eat Pizza and wings. 

I never ate paste, but I loved to smell magic markers  I'm glad our tastes changed 

your not missing much...paste taste the way it smells...i prefer a sharpie marker my self

Marks a lots and Liquid paper. You are too young to remember mimeograph paper. Once it came off the machine, it smelled so good you had to put your face right up to it. 

[joesamas mama]

 

My mom just called and asked if I got her email when I was walking Josef I said no. She said they were just at the Town Hall meeting tonight. I asked why I wasn't asked to go and she said I don't go anywhere at night. (meaning I don't go anywhere without the monkeys). There will be another one and I will go to it. Doesn't really matter though, my Congressman is against the Healthcare plan and will never vote for it. I just wanted to go see if there were any crazy Acorn people there that I could get in a tiff with (just kidding) my mom (all four feet 11 of her) would kick my arse if I did. 

[Tevye]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

[mamacrazy30]

My mom just called and asked if I got her email when I was walking Josef I said no. She said they were just at the Town Hall meeting tonight. I asked why I wasn't asked to go and she said I don't go anywhere at night. (meaning I don't go anywhere without the monkeys). There will be another one and I will go to it. Doesn't really matter though, my Congressman is against the Healthcare plan and will never vote for it. I just wanted to go see if there were any crazy Acorn people there that I could get in a tiff with (just kidding) my mom (all four feet 11 of her) would kick my arse if I did. 

i sorry JSM...that would have be the forum for your rant of all rants! lol.  hopefully you can make it to the second one!

[mamacrazy30]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

[Tevye]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

Yep, I'm still hanging in there. Actually, I've been hanging clothes out on the line a lot (amazing the things I can do without a 6 yr old grandson around!) in preparation for the big day. I'd hate it if my DIL had to do our laundry. So, turns out maybe that's not such a good thing, I'm incredibly sore. But the infection seems to be on it's way out..that's good. So, all in all, yep, I'm ok.

Er....wait, there is one thing. I haven't really been all that interested in eating for the past month or so, so the other day, I bought a box of PopTarts. I then left them sitting on the counter (to make sure that DH helped me eat them) and now every time I reach for one, I tell myself "Hey, yer gonna get yerself a big ol' PTA, just like Casey!" and then I walk on by.

[Tevye]

Hey, JSM, I see you up there. How long is this thread gonna grow? Wasn't the last one like 400 pages?

[mamacrazy30]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

Yep, I'm still hanging in there. Actually, I've been hanging clothes out on the line a lot (amazing the things I can do without a 6 yr old grandson around!) in preparation for the big day. I'd hate it if my DIL had to do our laundry. So, turns out maybe that's not such a good thing, I'm incredibly sore. But the infection seems to be on it's way out..that's good. So, all in all, yep, I'm ok.

Er....wait, there is one thing. I haven't really been all that interested in eating for the past month or so, so the other day, I bought a box of PopTarts. I then left them sitting on the counter (to make sure that DH helped me eat them) and now every time I reach for one, I tell myself "Hey, yer gonna get yerself a big ol' PTA, just like Casey!" and then I walk on by.

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

[Tevye]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

Yep, I'm still hanging in there. Actually, I've been hanging clothes out on the line a lot (amazing the things I can do without a 6 yr old grandson around!) in preparation for the big day. I'd hate it if my DIL had to do our laundry. So, turns out maybe that's not such a good thing, I'm incredibly sore. But the infection seems to be on it's way out..that's good. So, all in all, yep, I'm ok.

Er....wait, there is one thing. I haven't really been all that interested in eating for the past month or so, so the other day, I bought a box of PopTarts. I then left them sitting on the counter (to make sure that DH helped me eat them) and now every time I reach for one, I tell myself "Hey, yer gonna get yerself a big ol' PTA, just like Casey!" and then I walk on by.

OH, and of course, there's music for the ignoring the PopTarts that goes thru my head:
Just walk away, just walk away
There's too much wrong for you to stay
Just walk away, Just walk away
Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away

(From Rehab: Graffiti The World)
Which is a very funny song about a dude coming home to his wife knocking boots with another dude!!

[mamacrazy30]

Hey, JSM, I see you up there. How long is this thread gonna grow? Wasn't the last one like 400 pages?

if we feed it, it will grow BUHAHAHAHAH

[joesamas mama]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

Yep, I'm still hanging in there. Actually, I've been hanging clothes out on the line a lot (amazing the things I can do without a 6 yr old grandson around!) in preparation for the big day. I'd hate it if my DIL had to do our laundry. So, turns out maybe that's not such a good thing, I'm incredibly sore. But the infection seems to be on it's way out..that's good. So, all in all, yep, I'm ok.

Er....wait, there is one thing. I haven't really been all that interested in eating for the past month or so, so the other day, I bought a box of PopTarts. I then left them sitting on the counter (to make sure that DH helped me eat them) and now every time I reach for one, I tell myself "Hey, yer gonna get yerself a big ol' PTA, just like Casey!" and then I walk on by.

Tevye, don't try and do everything by yourself. You will need help. Use it for all it's worth. Make them bow down to you and feed you grapes like you are a Roman Goddess! Once you are well, the pampering will stop and you will be back being Tevye the Goddess of Tardis and Laundry. Let people help, believe me they will want to help and will get their feelings hurt if you don't let them. Then when you are well, they will leave you alone to do the chores, cooking and cleaning. JMO JSM. 

[mamacrazy30]

Hello Monkeys!

we made it through the first day of school!  babycrazy made a friend at the play-dough station that played with her at recess

she only met one mean girl that said something to do with a napkin???  who knows!  but all together 'today was the best day of my life momma'!

awesome day for Babycrazy!!
but i didn't realize how early 6:30 comes

Congrats, mama!

thanks Tevye!  how are you tonight miss lady?  hangin' in there?

Yep, I'm still hanging in there. Actually, I've been hanging clothes out on the line a lot (amazing the things I can do without a 6 yr old grandson around!) in preparation for the big day. I'd hate it if my DIL had to do our laundry. So, turns out maybe that's not such a good thing, I'm incredibly sore. But the infection seems to be on it's way out..that's good. So, all in all, yep, I'm ok.

Er....wait, there is one thing. I haven't really been all that interested in eating for the past month or so, so the other day, I bought a box of PopTarts. I then left them sitting on the counter (to make sure that DH helped me eat them) and now every time I reach for one, I tell myself "Hey, yer gonna get yerself a big ol' PTA, just like Casey!" and then I walk on by.

OH, and of course, there's music for the ignoring the PopTarts that goes thru my head:
Just walk away, just walk away
There's too much wrong for you to stay
Just walk away, Just walk away
Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away

(From Rehab: Graffiti The World)
Which is a very funny song about a dude coming home to his wife knocking boots with another dude!!

dam it Tevye...now is not the time to deny yourself....eat a poptart, he!! eat the whole box!  when your done with all this mess then you can worry about your hips..

[joesamas mama]

My mom just called and asked if I got her email when I was walking Josef I said no. She said they were just at the Town Hall meeting tonight. I asked why I wasn't asked to go and she said I don't go anywhere at night. (meaning I don't go anywhere without the monkeys). There will be another one and I will go to it. Doesn't really matter though, my Congressman is against the Healthcare plan and will never vote for it. I just wanted to go see if there were any crazy Acorn people there that I could get in a tiff with (just kidding) my mom (all four feet 11 of her) would kick my arse if I did. 

i sorry JSM...that would have be the forum for your rant of all rants! lol.  hopefully you can make it to the second one!

Mama, that would be the rant of all rants, but I am not a confrontational person unless someone gets in my face. Then I get angry, pizzed and cry, and cant talk. 

[Tevye]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

[joesamas mama]

Hey, JSM, I see you up there. How long is this thread gonna grow? Wasn't the last one like 400 pages?

IDK Tevye. We will see until the PTB, give us a new one.

[Tevye]

Tevye, don't try and do everything by yourself. You will need help. Use it for all it's worth. Make them bow down to you and feed you grapes like you are a Roman Goddess! Once you are well, the pampering will stop and you will be back being Tevye the Goddess of Tardis and Laundry. Let people help, believe me they will want to help and will get their feelings hurt if you don't let them. Then when you are well, they will leave you alone to do the chores, cooking and cleaning. JMO JSM. 

Good advice, and I'm learning to ask for help. yeah, I know, when this is all over, they'll go back to making me do my own chores...but ya just can't have a dirty house when your daughter-in-law is coming over to help ya clean, ya know?

[mamacrazy30]

oh Monkey friends...i gotta go.  the toothpicks holding my eyes up are about to break.  sweet dreams to y'all and by golly Tevye, eat all the poptarts you want!

[mamacrazy30]

Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

 

[Tevye]

oh Monkey friends...i gotta go.  the toothpicks holding my eyes up are about to break.  sweet dreams to y'all and by golly Tevye, eat all the poptarts you want!

Nite Mama, enjoy kindergarten! It was my favorite grade for our boys...they were so enthusiatic about it.

I also am heading out...gotta see what Buttface & Co (loved the comparison between Tiny Tim and the ugly lady lawyer!) are up to. You just know something's gonna blow before Friday!

JSM.....GET TO BED! (unless you have tomorrow off, of course. In that case, you can stay up longer)