"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[joesamas mama]

Okay Monkeys, JSM has had enough rants tonight. I had another one coming, but will leave it at that. Don't won't the button just yet. 

Sleep well my friends and as Scarlett O'Hara says... "tomorrow will be a better day"

RIP Little Man, Justice for you and Caylee and Haleigh and Natalee and Clinton and Mr Albert and all other missing people in this world. 

Excerp from "Gone With Da Wind"

Chapter 604

Scarlett carefully negotiated the muddy streets of Atlanta as not to ruin her outfit. Mammy, who was still smoking mad about this plan followed Scarlett and complained ever step of the way.

“Miss Scarlett I feel that you have misjudged this wardrobe choice – look at all the lascivious stares that you are getting from all these strange men,” Mammy huffed.

“They just jealous 'cause they like what they see - and they'd like to see the stuff they can't see, see?.” Still Mammy did have a point, the dress they had fashioned out Scarlett’s mother’s window treatments were awkward, but she felt the look avant-guard, and that was what Commodore Butler liked.

Entering the jail, they palmed the guard a fin and were escorted to the visitor’s room and waited. Before long they heard the tappy-tappy of Rhett’s tiny feet slapping along the stone hallway.

“Scarlett! Look at you! Where did you get that dress?” His eyes followed every detail, every aluminum slat, although he found the two bars of stamped steel near her neckline a bit much.

“I got it in Venice – from a blind designer,” she said as she clanked about in a circle. “And Rhett, if you pull this cord, you can raise the hemline, and if you spin the wand you can adjust the slats for easy cooling.” Scarlett winked with the word cooling, hoping it would get his attention, and open his wallet in gratitude.

      Oh CC thanks for the laugh this morning. 

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jbjzPEY0Y3bvRD335rGu_Z3KXoQw
Overhauling health-care system tops agenda at annual meeting of Canada's doctors

By Jennifer Graham (CP) – 4 days ago
SASKATOON — The incoming president of the Canadian Medical Association says this country's health-care system is sick and doctors need to develop a plan to cure it.

Dr. Anne Doig says patients are getting less than optimal care and she adds that physicians from across the country - who will gather in Saskatoon on Sunday for their annual meeting - recognize that changes must be made.

"We all agree that the system is imploding, we all agree that things are more precarious than perhaps Canadians realize," Doing said in an interview with The Canadian Press.

"We know that there must be change," she said. "We're all running flat out, we're all just trying to stay ahead of the immediate day-to-day demands."
<snipped>

[trimmonthelake]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_lockerbie
Scotland frees terminally ill Lockerbie bomber      This is bullchit.IMO
  By BEN McCONVILLE, Associated Press Writer Ben Mcconville, Associated Press Writer   – 6 mins ago

EDINBURGH, Scotland – Scotland's government freed the terminally ill Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds Thursday, allowing him to die at home in Libya despite American protests that mercy should not be shown to the man responsible for the deaths of 270 people.

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill said Abdel Baset al-Megrahi's condition had deteriorated from prostate cancer. Al-Megrahi had only served some eight years of a life sentence, but MacAskill said he was bound by Scottish values to release him.

"Our belief dictates that justice be served but mercy be shown," MacAskill said, ruling that al-Megrahi "be released on compassionate grounds and be allowed to return to Libya to die."

"Some hurts can never heal, some scars can never fade," MacAskill said. "Those who have been bereaved cannot be expected to forget, let alone forgive ... However, Mr. al-Megrahi now faces a sentence imposed by a higher power."
<snipped>

[Tevye]

Okay Monkeys, JSM has had enough rants tonight. I had another one coming, but will leave it at that. Don't won't the button just yet. 

Sleep well my friends and as Scarlett O'Hara says... "tomorrow will be a better day"

RIP Little Man, Justice for you and Caylee and Haleigh and Natalee and Clinton and Mr Albert and all other missing people in this world. 

Excerp from "Gone With Da Wind"

Chapter 604

Scarlett carefully negotiated the muddy streets of Atlanta as not to ruin her outfit. Mammy, who was still smoking mad about this plan followed Scarlett and complained ever step of the way.

“Miss Scarlett I feel that you have misjudged this wardrobe choice – look at all the lascivious stares that you are getting from all these strange men,” Mammy huffed.

“They just jealous 'cause they like what they see - and they'd like to see the stuff they can't see, see?.” Still Mammy did have a point, the dress they had fashioned out Scarlett’s mother’s window treatments were awkward, but she felt the look avant-guard, and that was what Commodore Butler liked.

Entering the jail, they palmed the guard a fin and were escorted to the visitor’s room and waited. Before long they heard the tappy-tappy of Rhett’s tiny feet slapping along the stone hallway.

“Scarlett! Look at you! Where did you get that dress?” His eyes followed every detail, every aluminum slat, although he found the two bars of stamped steel near her neckline a bit much.

“I got it in Venice – from a blind designer,” she said as she clanked about in a circle. “And Rhett, if you pull this cord, you can raise the hemline, and if you spin the wand you can adjust the slats for easy cooling.” Scarlett winked with the word cooling, hoping it would get his attention, and open his wallet in gratitude.

You, sir, are a certifiably insane brilliant writer! I hope you wrote that...it made me LOL!
Carol Burnet, anyone?

[CasuallyCool]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

[mamacrazy30]

Okay Monkeys, JSM has had enough rants tonight. I had another one coming, but will leave it at that. Don't won't the button just yet. 

Sleep well my friends and as Scarlett O'Hara says... "tomorrow will be a better day"

RIP Little Man, Justice for you and Caylee and Haleigh and Natalee and Clinton and Mr Albert and all other missing people in this world. 

Excerp from "Gone With Da Wind"

Chapter 604

Scarlett carefully negotiated the muddy streets of Atlanta as not to ruin her outfit. Mammy, who was still smoking mad about this plan followed Scarlett and complained ever step of the way.

“Miss Scarlett I feel that you have misjudged this wardrobe choice – look at all the lascivious stares that you are getting from all these strange men,” Mammy huffed.

“They just jealous 'cause they like what they see - and they'd like to see the stuff they can't see, see?.” Still Mammy did have a point, the dress they had fashioned out Scarlett’s mother’s window treatments were awkward, but she felt the look avant-guard, and that was what Commodore Butler liked.

Entering the jail, they palmed the guard a fin and were escorted to the visitor’s room and waited. Before long they heard the tappy-tappy of Rhett’s tiny feet slapping along the stone hallway.

“Scarlett! Look at you! Where did you get that dress?” His eyes followed every detail, every aluminum slat, although he found the two bars of stamped steel near her neckline a bit much.

“I got it in Venice – from a blind designer,” she said as she clanked about in a circle. “And Rhett, if you pull this cord, you can raise the hemline, and if you spin the wand you can adjust the slats for easy cooling.” Scarlett winked with the word cooling, hoping it would get his attention, and open his wallet in gratitude.

[trimmonthelake]

JSM,I posted in Fathima's thread.

[mamacrazy30]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

what about gizzards??? 

[joesamas mama]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jbjzPEY0Y3bvRD335rGu_Z3KXoQw
Overhauling health-care system tops agenda at annual meeting of Canada's doctors

By Jennifer Graham (CP) – 4 days ago
SASKATOON — The incoming president of the Canadian Medical Association says this country's health-care system is sick and doctors need to develop a plan to cure it.

Dr. Anne Doig says patients are getting less than optimal care and she adds that physicians from across the country - who will gather in Saskatoon on Sunday for their annual meeting - recognize that changes must be made.

"We all agree that the system is imploding, we all agree that things are more precarious than perhaps Canadians realize," Doing said in an interview with The Canadian Press.

"We know that there must be change," she said. "We're all running flat out, we're all just trying to stay ahead of the immediate day-to-day demands."
<snipped>

So much for that great healthcare up there in Canada.

[joesamas mama]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_lockerbie
Scotland frees terminally ill Lockerbie bomber      This is bullchit.IMO
  By BEN McCONVILLE, Associated Press Writer Ben Mcconville, Associated Press Writer   – 6 mins ago

EDINBURGH, Scotland – Scotland's government freed the terminally ill Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds Thursday, allowing him to die at home in Libya despite American protests that mercy should not be shown to the man responsible for the deaths of 270 people.

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill said Abdel Baset al-Megrahi's condition had deteriorated from prostate cancer. Al-Megrahi had only served some eight years of a life sentence, but MacAskill said he was bound by Scottish values to release him.

"Our belief dictates that justice be served but mercy be shown," MacAskill said, ruling that al-Megrahi "be released on compassionate grounds and be allowed to return to Libya to die."

"Some hurts can never heal, some scars can never fade," MacAskill said. "Those who have been bereaved cannot be expected to forget, let alone forgive ... However, Mr. al-Megrahi now faces a sentence imposed by a higher power."
<snipped>

       

[CasuallyCool]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

what about gizzards??? 

Rednecks typically feed on roadkill, grits, McDonald's, Hardees, pawk rinds, macaroni salad, gizzards, country buffets and KFC. Although a Redneck kin survive fo' its intire trailer-boun' exissence on these staples, they tend t'git bo'ed wif this hyar limited fare an' like t'divahsify their diet. Alternatives include Taco Bell, Burger Kin', Kittens, Beer (th' 6th Redneck grubgroup), an' thin's they killed wif their 12-guages. These thin's include but is not limited t'Postum, Raccoon, an' Hamster.

[joesamas mama]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

       

[joesamas mama]

JSM,I posted in Fathima's thread.

Thanks Trimm

[trimmonthelake]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_lockerbie
Scotland frees terminally ill Lockerbie bomber      This is bullchit.IMO
  By BEN McCONVILLE, Associated Press Writer Ben Mcconville, Associated Press Writer   – 6 mins ago

EDINBURGH, Scotland – Scotland's government freed the terminally ill Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds Thursday, allowing him to die at home in Libya despite American protests that mercy should not be shown to the man responsible for the deaths of 270 people.

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill said Abdel Baset al-Megrahi's condition had deteriorated from prostate cancer. Al-Megrahi had only served some eight years of a life sentence, but MacAskill said he was bound by Scottish values to release him.

"Our belief dictates that justice be served but mercy be shown," MacAskill said, ruling that al-Megrahi "be released on compassionate grounds and be allowed to return to Libya to die."

"Some hurts can never heal, some scars can never fade," MacAskill said. "Those who have been bereaved cannot be expected to forget, let alone forgive ... However, Mr. al-Megrahi now faces a sentence imposed by a higher power."
<snipped>

       

I say strap him to a missle - aim it at his home - and fire away.Sorry if that offends anyone.

[joesamas mama]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

what about gizzards??? 

Rednecks typically feed on roadkill, grits, McDonald's, Hardees, pawk rinds, macaroni salad, gizzards, country buffets and KFC. Although a Redneck kin survive fo' its intire trailer-boun' exissence on these staples, they tend t'git bo'ed wif this hyar limited fare an' like t'divahsify their diet. Alternatives include Taco Bell, Burger Kin', Kittens, Beer (th' 6th Redneck grubgroup), an' thin's they killed wif their 12-guages. These thin's include but is not limited t'Postum, Raccoon, an' Hamster.

  CC. You callin me a redneck. I love Taco Bell.

[joesamas mama]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090820/ap_on_re_eu/eu_britain_lockerbie
Scotland frees terminally ill Lockerbie bomber      This is bullchit.IMO
  By BEN McCONVILLE, Associated Press Writer Ben Mcconville, Associated Press Writer   – 6 mins ago

EDINBURGH, Scotland – Scotland's government freed the terminally ill Lockerbie bomber on compassionate grounds Thursday, allowing him to die at home in Libya despite American protests that mercy should not be shown to the man responsible for the deaths of 270 people.

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill said Abdel Baset al-Megrahi's condition had deteriorated from prostate cancer. Al-Megrahi had only served some eight years of a life sentence, but MacAskill said he was bound by Scottish values to release him.

"Our belief dictates that justice be served but mercy be shown," MacAskill said, ruling that al-Megrahi "be released on compassionate grounds and be allowed to return to Libya to die."

"Some hurts can never heal, some scars can never fade," MacAskill said. "Those who have been bereaved cannot be expected to forget, let alone forgive ... However, Mr. al-Megrahi now faces a sentence imposed by a higher power."
<snipped>

       

I say strap him to a missle - aim it at his home - and fire away.Sorry if that offends anyone.

Me Too Trimm.

[trimmonthelake]

[mamacrazy30]

ask your dr for an appetite stimulator....(yes there is such a thing and no i don't mean pot (well, maybe depends on your state )
unless your dr has given you the ok to lose weight now ( ) you need one.  if you haven't started meds yet it could be depression (not your fault, you may not even know) if you have started on meds its the meds.  And trust me Lady...you look better then cma ever did on her best day, and even if you swelled up like a hot air balloon  she still couldn't hold a candle to ya!

You know, I don't even know my state's laws for med pot....but I wouldn't use it. I was always the freaky girl who got paranoid when high, so didn't waste much of it. I am seeing my regular doctor tomorrow, and have been watching myself very closely for depression. When I think it's heading my way, I kick myself in the keister and do something! I think I'm gonna start walking every evening like I used to. It's the best for everything. (Ok, we already know the neighborhood kids will be asking their 'rents about the weird lady walking while watching her iPod, and who is this "Dr. Who!" she keeps mumbling about! Ah, slowly but surely I will turn our neighborhood into "Who-mania"...my plan to take over the world comes next!)

Tevye, the depression will come sorry to say, but then you will bounce back. Are you going to have to do chemo? IF SO TAKE any medication they offer. Get a mediport, I'm sure you know that by now because of your sister. If you are losing weight, your counts are low, uggghh eat liver. If that doesn't help, they will give you iron. Like I have said, I am not a doctor, I don't play one on tv nor do I pretend to be one at Town Hall meetings. I just know that I have been through this same thing with my best friend 6 years ago. Questions would pop into her head at 3 am and she would call. I'm not saying it is going to be all peachy keen, but you will get through this. Hugs JSM

Believe it or not, I actually know how to make liver and like to eat it! But, since I'm the only one in our family who will tolerate it, I haven't made it in like 20 years! Hmm..wonder if they still sell it? I am taking my vitamins, but would hate to have to take iron pills!!! That means prune juice, and I WON'T DO PRUNE JUICE!

And I am going to email you a bazillion questions, so you'll be sorry you offered. I feel like my Dr. is treating this as a "need to know" thing, and I guess he doesn't think I need to know...just yet.

Oh, yeah, and I would definately sit next to you at any Town Hall Meeting and poke you with a toe pick if you started to cry during one of your glorious rants! then you'd be too mad to cry!

Tevye, liver is disgusting. Email me any questions and hopefully I can get some answers.

  Toe pick me at the town hall meeting. Good thing is, at my town hall meeting I wouldn't get to argue with my Congressman. It would be like preaching to the choir. 

Liver may be eaten by old people or crazy people. When cooked, it smells like diarrhea, one of the few things old people can taste. Insane people like to eat it because they're unable to tell the difference between the smell of diarrhea and something that people actually like to eat. After eating diarrhea the insane person may start screaming AAAAAAAAA! when they realize that they have in fact eaten diarrhea.

what about gizzards??? 

Rednecks typically feed on roadkill, grits, McDonald's, Hardees, pawk rinds, macaroni salad, gizzards, country buffets and KFC. Although a Redneck kin survive fo' its intire trailer-boun' exissence on these staples, they tend t'git bo'ed wif this hyar limited fare an' like t'divahsify their diet. Alternatives include Taco Bell, Burger Kin', Kittens, Beer (th' 6th Redneck grubgroup), an' thin's they killed wif their 12-guages. These thin's include but is not limited t'Postum, Raccoon, an' Hamster.

kittens? Yumm!
kidding...just kidding

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good morning no rose...it's not as bad as it seem's lol (the thread thus far, not roadkill (that is yuck!)