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« Reply #2380 on: August 23, 2009, 05:34:56 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
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« Reply #2381 on: August 23, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
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« Reply #2382 on: August 23, 2009, 06:16:41 PM »

  BBL Monkeys. Going to eat with my family, then coming back to the cage to have a beer or three. 
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« Reply #2383 on: August 23, 2009, 06:20:17 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
    That Ambien is scarey sh_t. My husband would sit and eat a bunch of food and watch QVC and one night he bought a whole bunch of coins, and denied it. Well I don't buy coins ever, Zoe doesn't and my daughter doesn't, I made him cancel it all. The reason I know he bought it was because there was a piece of paper that he had written on with info about the coins. But my favorite is I wondered where he was, and I heard loud music coming from the garage. I went into the garage and he was sitting in the back seat with the song Fernando by ABBA in the CD player, holding up a make belive microphone belting out Fernando. I was like get the he!! out of the car and go to bed. He don't remember doing that 
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« Reply #2384 on: August 23, 2009, 06:20:42 PM »

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« Reply #2385 on: August 23, 2009, 06:26:31 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
    That Ambien is scarey sh_t. My husband would sit and eat a bunch of food and watch QVC and one night he bought a whole bunch of coins, and denied it. Well I don't buy coins ever, Zoe doesn't and my daughter doesn't, I made him cancel it all. The reason I know he bought it was because there was a piece of paper that he had written on with info about the coins. But my favorite is I wondered where he was, and I heard loud music coming from the garage. I went into the garage and he was sitting in the back seat with the song Fernando by ABBA in the CD player, holding up a make belive microphone belting out Fernando. I was like get the he!! out of the car and go to bed. He don't remember doing that 

I have never taken any sleeping aid, myself, but I have heard how bad Ambien is.

No Rose, I have been reading aloud your posts to my husband, and I know it's scary, but they have been hilarious. ;-p

Poor No Rose's husband. And No Rose. heh
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« Reply #2386 on: August 23, 2009, 06:31:50 PM »

I think JSM and I are ready for a xanax 
I think you are right no rose.  Monkey Devil!
I hate to bring up really how I'm feeling, when there is so much bad things happening to some of the people on this board, I don't want to be selfish, but I swear I'm having a breakdown, from all this crap. I'm going at 10 to get my hair trimmed, maybe that will help.
That should help get a pedicure too.

Joe's Mama--Does Joe go to Parochial school?  LOL
He does now,  Monkey Devil! I took him out of public school so he isn't indoctrinated by certain theories and things they are teaching in public school. 

I think you did the right thing.  Charlie has been home schooled all of his life for the same reasons. He doesn't wear a school uniform, though.  Most of the time he is lounging around nekkid.
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« Reply #2387 on: August 23, 2009, 06:33:49 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
    That Ambien is scarey sh_t. My husband would sit and eat a bunch of food and watch QVC and one night he bought a whole bunch of coins, and denied it. Well I don't buy coins ever, Zoe doesn't and my daughter doesn't, I made him cancel it all. The reason I know he bought it was because there was a piece of paper that he had written on with info about the coins. But my favorite is I wondered where he was, and I heard loud music coming from the garage. I went into the garage and he was sitting in the back seat with the song Fernando by ABBA in the CD player, holding up a make belive microphone belting out Fernando. I was like get the he!! out of the car and go to bed. He don't remember doing that 

I have never taken any sleeping aid, myself, but I have heard how bad Ambien is.

No Rose, I have been reading aloud your posts to my husband, and I know it's scary, but they have been hilarious. ;-p

Poor No Rose's husband. And No Rose. heh
I told him I would personally call the doctor and tell him all these stories and make sure he never gives you these pills again. He use to sleep walk when he was younger, so when he started doing all this weird stuff on Ambien, I would hide the car keys, before he would end up on a joy ride through the neighborhood  One night he opened a can of Chef Boyardee and put it in a bowl and I came down and he was eating it cold, and I told him it was dog food, and he kept on eating it 
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« Reply #2388 on: August 23, 2009, 08:31:12 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
    That Ambien is scarey sh_t. My husband would sit and eat a bunch of food and watch QVC and one night he bought a whole bunch of coins, and denied it. Well I don't buy coins ever, Zoe doesn't and my daughter doesn't, I made him cancel it all. The reason I know he bought it was because there was a piece of paper that he had written on with info about the coins. But my favorite is I wondered where he was, and I heard loud music coming from the garage. I went into the garage and he was sitting in the back seat with the song Fernando by ABBA in the CD player, holding up a make belive microphone belting out Fernando. I was like get the he!! out of the car and go to bed. He don't remember doing that 
That is funny about the coins and QVC. Scary thing is, I'm glad he didn't have the car running while he was in the garage. Scarier thing too a grown man singing Fernando by ABBA. Guess since he is a liberal and loves Obama, he wasn't going to sing Waterloo.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2389 on: August 23, 2009, 08:32:55 PM »

I think JSM and I are ready for a xanax 
I think you are right no rose.  Monkey Devil!
I hate to bring up really how I'm feeling, when there is so much bad things happening to some of the people on this board, I don't want to be selfish, but I swear I'm having a breakdown, from all this crap. I'm going at 10 to get my hair trimmed, maybe that will help.
That should help get a pedicure too.

Joe's Mama--Does Joe go to Parochial school?  LOL
He does now,  Monkey Devil! I took him out of public school so he isn't indoctrinated by certain theories and things they are teaching in public school. 

I think you did the right thing.  Charlie has been home schooled all of his life for the same reasons. He doesn't wear a school uniform, though.  Most of the time he is lounging around nekkid.
Oh Josef couldn't be home schooled, he has doesn't listen to a word I say.  Charlie must be lucky to have a stay at home mum.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2390 on: August 23, 2009, 08:37:04 PM »

One of the things my husband did while on Ambien, he took little tiny toys, little airplanes, little cars, little people, and glued them all over cabinets in the garage. I just about fell over when I saw that, my daughter and I started to laugh so bad we couldn't stop. He doesn't remember doing that at all. I made him take them all down, he has used so much glue, you could barely see the toys.    
    My friends BF had shot a squirrel with a BB gun that day and that night started singing about the squirrel, then the gun, then how the squirrel ambulance came to get the squirrel and take him to the squirrel hospital. I wish she would put it on youtube it is the funniest thing to hear.
    That Ambien is scarey sh_t. My husband would sit and eat a bunch of food and watch QVC and one night he bought a whole bunch of coins, and denied it. Well I don't buy coins ever, Zoe doesn't and my daughter doesn't, I made him cancel it all. The reason I know he bought it was because there was a piece of paper that he had written on with info about the coins. But my favorite is I wondered where he was, and I heard loud music coming from the garage. I went into the garage and he was sitting in the back seat with the song Fernando by ABBA in the CD player, holding up a make belive microphone belting out Fernando. I was like get the he!! out of the car and go to bed. He don't remember doing that 

I have never taken any sleeping aid, myself, but I have heard how bad Ambien is.

No Rose, I have been reading aloud your posts to my husband, and I know it's scary, but they have been hilarious. ;-p

Poor No Rose's husband. And No Rose. heh
I told him I would personally call the doctor and tell him all these stories and make sure he never gives you these pills again. He use to sleep walk when he was younger, so when he started doing all this weird stuff on Ambien, I would hide the car keys, before he would end up on a joy ride through the neighborhood  One night he opened a can of Chef Boyardee and put it in a bowl and I came down and he was eating it cold, and I told him it was dog food, and he kept on eating it 
  Does he still take the Ambien? Was it really Chef Boyardee or was it Dog Food? I'm sorry for laughing, but that is hilarious.

O/T, I can't eat Dinty Moore Beef Stew because it looks and smells just like Alpo Beef Stew for dogs.
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« Reply #2391 on: August 23, 2009, 08:40:06 PM »

No Rose and Brandi

Zoe looks adorable. 

I only wish the leaves were falling here right now. It is so dang hot.
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« Reply #2392 on: August 23, 2009, 08:42:26 PM »

JSM hope you had a good time at dinner  I don't want to insult any ABBA fans, so please don't get mad, but that band drives me nuts, and that song Fernando really makes me go bonkers, maybe if he would have been belting out another song I wouldn't have gotten so crazy. I even ran upstairs to get my daughter to see that fiasco 
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« Reply #2393 on: August 23, 2009, 08:46:12 PM »

No Rose and Brandi

Zoe looks adorable. 

I only wish the leaves were falling here right now. It is so dang hot.
Me too, that is why I'm enjoying looking at the pic and dreaming it is fall. No it wasn't Alpo it was Chef Boyardee  He says that he isn't taking Ambien anymore, and he hasn't done any crazy things in the last few months so I don't think so. But one day some Obama coins and someother crap came to the house so I don't know.
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« Reply #2394 on: August 23, 2009, 09:00:08 PM »

For some reason my husband would take the Ambien hours before bedtime  So one night after supper I told him the big garbage bin in the garage was really full and if it doesn't get smashed down by the time garbage day comes the lid will be partially open which invites flies like crazy. I asked him if he would smash it down for me. All of a sudden he went into the dining room and got a dining room chair and started to go in the garage with it. My daughter and I were in the kitchen and kind of looked at each other, but I didn't question it because if I questioned everything one of them did I would be in the institution by now. He opened the lid of the garbage can, climbed on the chair, he was actually going to stomp the garbage down by standing in it  all of a sudden the chair slipped away, and the next thing we knew he was hanging by one arm from one of the metal bars of the remote garage door. My daughter and I just looked at each other and I swear we could not stop laughing, it was awful, then she started singing George, George, George of the Jungle. He was so mad, he didn't get hurt, but he was hanging there like a monkey. I said to him all I wanted you to do is take a broom and smash the trash down, because you are much stronger than me. I asked him what in the he!! were you thinking, and he had no answer 
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« Reply #2395 on: August 23, 2009, 09:12:31 PM »

JSM hope you had a good time at dinner  I don't want to insult any ABBA fans, so please don't get mad, but that band drives me nuts, and that song Fernando really makes me go bonkers, maybe if he would have been belting out another song I wouldn't have gotten so crazy. I even ran upstairs to get my daughter to see that fiasco 
No Rose, no offense. I liked ABBA when I was in the 6th and 7th grade, now I laugh at their songs.

PS. Next time video him, I bet he won't take Ambien ever again! 
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« Reply #2396 on: August 23, 2009, 09:13:37 PM »

No Rose and Brandi

Zoe looks adorable. 

I only wish the leaves were falling here right now. It is so dang hot.
Me too, that is why I'm enjoying looking at the pic and dreaming it is fall. No it wasn't Alpo it was Chef Boyardee  He says that he isn't taking Ambien anymore, and he hasn't done any crazy things in the last few months so I don't think so. But one day some Obama coins and someother crap came to the house so I don't know.
That's good it wasn't dog food, but pretty dang funny you told him it was. Good on you!!!
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« Reply #2397 on: August 23, 2009, 09:13:38 PM »

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.
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« Reply #2398 on: August 23, 2009, 09:16:58 PM »

For some reason my husband would take the Ambien hours before bedtime  So one night after supper I told him the big garbage bin in the garage was really full and if it doesn't get smashed down by the time garbage day comes the lid will be partially open which invites flies like crazy. I asked him if he would smash it down for me. All of a sudden he went into the dining room and got a dining room chair and started to go in the garage with it. My daughter and I were in the kitchen and kind of looked at each other, but I didn't question it because if I questioned everything one of them did I would be in the institution by now. He opened the lid of the garbage can, climbed on the chair, he was actually going to stomp the garbage down by standing in it  all of a sudden the chair slipped away, and the next thing we knew he was hanging by one arm from one of the metal bars of the remote garage door. My daughter and I just looked at each other and I swear we could not stop laughing, it was awful, then she started singing George, George, George of the Jungle. He was so mad, he didn't get hurt, but he was hanging there like a monkey. I said to him all I wanted you to do is take a broom and smash the trash down, because you are much stronger than me. I asked him what in the he!! were you thinking, and he had no answer 
Poor No Rose, I am glad he isn't taking the Ambien any more. I would love to have seen that. Good thing he didn't get hurt. I do stupid things at night, like walk Josef with flip flops and if I took Ambien Good Lord only knows what might happen. Guess I will stick with my three beers to chill me out.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #2399 on: August 23, 2009, 09:17:57 PM »

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.
  I don't have any jokes, but read No Rose's posts about her husband taking Ambien. You will find yourself laughing in no time!   
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