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« Reply #2420 on: August 23, 2009, 10:27:24 PM »

Since they say Obamacare will be Obama's Waterloo.... just had to post this!  Monkey Devil!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gu1q17rUkVU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Gu1q17rUkVU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
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« Reply #2421 on: August 23, 2009, 10:28:23 PM »

Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!


still waiting for my joke.....
So, once upon a time, a guy didn't know that his email program kept copies of all his sent mail....and the end of the story is a nasty-gram from wifey to wanna-be wifey. When last heard from, wannabe had gained 40 pounds and looked like a hag from hell, and wifey had lost 20 and looked fabulous! Or, so I've heard
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! an angelic monkey an angelic monkey
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« Reply #2422 on: August 23, 2009, 10:31:43 PM »

NO ROSE  Just had to put you through this again....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/G8bm6XlxuCY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/G8bm6XlxuCY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
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« Reply #2423 on: August 23, 2009, 10:35:28 PM »

Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!


still waiting for my joke.....
So, once upon a time, a guy didn't know that his email program kept copies of all his sent mail....and the end of the story is a nasty-gram from wifey to wanna-be wifey. When last heard from, wannabe had gained 40 pounds and looked like a hag from hell, and wifey had lost 20 and looked fabulous! Or, so I've heard
Good on the wifey!!!
Yeah, it's too bad nobody knows what wifey knows about computers, and thinks wifey has grown out of her 7th grade girl fighting ways!  Surprise!

And I agree, ANYONE  singing Fernando is just plain silly...I'd like to be in a karoke bar when some fool starts that. For THAT, I'd wast my drink money and throw the drink (but not the glass, don't want to hurt someone who is obviously deranged!)
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« Reply #2424 on: August 23, 2009, 10:42:33 PM »

it was something in the air that night and our pants were too tight Fernando... we were sittin on the bench and it became an itch Fernando
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« Reply #2425 on: August 23, 2009, 10:45:32 PM »

NO ROSE  Just had to put you through this again....

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/G8bm6XlxuCY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/G8bm6XlxuCY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>
Did you know ABBA couldn't speak English, they just learned their songs phonetically? And that HAIR! And those short shorts! And there was a Broadway play about them recently. Seems some folks just can't get enough of a bad thing!
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« Reply #2426 on: August 23, 2009, 10:47:52 PM »

  No Rose has me on a music rant right now. I just have to find this song without words so I can skate to it in my next competition. It helps me to have a reason to skate to the music. I played this one over and over when I got the divorce.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Now enough of Abba, I was going to skate to Kashmir by Led Zepplin, the orchestral version, but this is sounding better to me now.

I skate much better if I am pizzed. 

Going to bed monkeys. Sleep well. Have to work late tomorrow. No looking forward to our meeting. 
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« Reply #2427 on: August 23, 2009, 10:53:53 PM »

No Rose has me on a music rant right now. I just have to find this song without words so I can skate to it in my next competition. It helps me to have a reason to skate to the music. I played this one over and over when I got the divorce.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Now enough of Abba, I was going to skate to Kashmir by Led Zepplin, the orchestral version, but this is sounding better to me now.

I skate much better if I am pizzed. 

Going to bed monkeys. Sleep well. Have to work late tomorrow. No looking forward to our meeting. 
Nite, JSM. I'm also going to bed soon, to dream up more hypothetical revenge scenarios. Ah, another reason to live...plotting ways to make someone's life miserable! Oh, I'm such a bad monkey! they made this just for me!
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« Reply #2428 on: August 23, 2009, 11:03:42 PM »

No Rose and Brandi

Zoe looks adorable. 

I only wish the leaves were falling here right now. It is so dang hot.

Thanks, JSM!

But Zoe looks adorable with or without my help Wink
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« Reply #2429 on: August 23, 2009, 11:04:34 PM »

OK, I'm a little late, Mamacrazy, but here's your joke:

A priest, a minister and a rabbi were talking one day and bragging that they could convert anyone.  So they decided that they would each try to convert a bear.  Later, the priest came back and said that he had converted his bear and he was starting catechism the next week.  The minister said he converted his bear by the river and would baptise him the next week.  The rabbi said, haltingly from his hospital bed where he was swathed in bandages, "Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcism part.

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« Reply #2430 on: August 24, 2009, 04:57:55 AM »

OK, I'm a little late, Mamacrazy, but here's your joke:

A priest, a minister and a rabbi were talking one day and bragging that they could convert anyone.  So they decided that they would each try to convert a bear.  Later, the priest came back and said that he had converted his bear and he was starting catechism the next week.  The minister said he converted his bear by the river and would baptise him the next week.  The rabbi said, haltingly from his hospital bed where he was swathed in bandages, "Maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcism part.

Nighty, night, Monks.

Messing with bears is a bad idea!

 

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« Reply #2431 on: August 24, 2009, 04:58:34 AM »



WICHITA, Kan. —  A man and woman in Wichita face possible life sentences in prison after being convicted of sexual assault in what prosecutors called the prostitution of the woman's 5-year-old daughter, KansasCity.com has reported.

On Friday, a jury deliberated about three hours before finding both adults guilty of two counts of rape and one count of sodomy. The mother was also convicted of aggravated child endangerment.

The couple faces 25 years to life in prison under Jessica's Law, which was passed in 2006 to toughen laws against child sexual abuse, KansasCity.com reports.

Prosecutors said the 48-year-old mother allowed her male acquaintance, 51-year-old Reggie Stafford, to abuse her daughter.

The girl testified her mother would use the money the friend gave her to buy "whiskey and cigarettes."

Neither adult presented evidence in their defense before the case went to the jury.

Sentencing is scheduled for Oct. 1.

The couple faces 25 years to life in prison under Jessica's Law, which was passed in 2006 to toughen laws against child sexual abuse, KansasCity.com reports.

Prosecutors said the 48-year-old mother allowed her male acquaintance, 51-year-old Reggie Stafford, to abuse her daughter.

The girl testified her mother would use the money the friend gave her to buy "whiskey and cigarettes."

Neither adult presented evidence in their defense before the case went to the jury.

Sentencing is scheduled for Oct. 1.
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« Reply #2432 on: August 24, 2009, 06:00:54 AM »

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« Reply #2433 on: August 24, 2009, 07:04:57 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,541900,00.html
Suspect Wanted in Model's Death Found Hanged

Monday, August 24, 2009
VANCOUVER, British Columbia  —  A reality show contestant wanted for murder in the gruesome death and mutilation of his ex-wife was found dead of an apparent suicide after hanging himself in a secluded motel, authorities said.
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« Reply #2434 on: August 24, 2009, 07:11:02 AM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090824/ap_on_en_tv/us_tv_beck_s_advertisers
Attack on Obama riles Beck's advertisers
  By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer David Bauder, Ap Television Writer   – Mon Aug 24, 12:11 am ET

NEW YORK – Glenn Beck returns to Fox News Channel after a vacation on Monday with fewer companies willing to advertise on his show than when he left, part of the fallout from calling President Barack Obama a racist.

A total of 33 Fox advertisers, including Walmart, CVS Caremark, Clorox and Sprint, directed that their commercials not air on Beck's show, according to the companies and ColorofChange.org, a group that promotes political action among blacks and launched a campaign to get advertisers to abandon him. That's more than a dozen more than were identified a week ago.
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« Reply #2435 on: August 24, 2009, 07:14:10 AM »

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/24/justice-dept-advises-pursuing-cia-abuses/
Justice Dept. Report: Reopen CIA Abuse Cases
Ethics office reportedly recommends pursuing prisoner-abuse cases, which could expose CIA employees and contractors to prosecution for their treatment of terror suspects.

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Monday, August 24, 2009
WASHINGTON -- The Justice Department's ethics office has recommended that the attorney general reopen and pursue nearly a dozen CIA prisoner-abuse cases, The New York Times reported Monday.

The move would reverse the policy of the Bush administration, which had closed the cases, and could expose CIA employees and agency contractors to criminal prosecution for the alleged mistreatment of terror suspects in the years after the Sept. 11 attacks.

The recommendation by the Office of Professional Responsibility was recently presented to Attorney General Eric Holder, an unidentified person officially briefed on the matter told the Times. The ethics recommendation comes as the Justice Department is to disclose a 2004 report by the CIA's inspector general detailing prisoner-abuse allegations.
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« Reply #2436 on: August 24, 2009, 07:19:41 AM »

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.
        Now don't take the sorrys, take babycrazy and leave. JMO JSM I'm not forgiving as most people.

Anyways GOOD JOB!  Monkey Devil!

I'm with JSM.   
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« Reply #2437 on: August 24, 2009, 07:25:37 AM »

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.
        Now don't take the sorrys, take babycrazy and leave. JMO JSM I'm not forgiving as most people.

Anyways GOOD JOB!  Monkey Devil!
well, i yam what i yam.  he's stoopid and he is my hubs (the third)  he is babycrazys daddy and i'll keep him around till she's done with college.  yes he is a dull crayon but i know i can take him. not scared (i'm sure he is more scared of me jmho) just pizzed....btw i sent his 'new' profile to every one in his gmail so i'm sure whatever 'friends' he had are confused as well....BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mamacrazy,we're here for you.
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« Reply #2438 on: August 24, 2009, 07:30:01 AM »

No Rose has me on a music rant right now. I just have to find this song without words so I can skate to it in my next competition. It helps me to have a reason to skate to the music. I played this one over and over when I got the divorce.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/EmUI42EEqvI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Now enough of Abba, I was going to skate to Kashmir by Led Zepplin, the orchestral version, but this is sounding better to me now.

I skate much better if I am pizzed. 

Going to bed monkeys. Sleep well. Have to work late tomorrow. No looking forward to our meeting. 
Nite, JSM. I'm also going to bed soon, to dream up more hypothetical revenge scenarios. Ah, another reason to live...plotting ways to make someone's life miserable! Oh, I'm such a bad monkey! they made this just for me!

I like the way you think.   
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« Reply #2439 on: August 24, 2009, 07:32:59 AM »

Momacrazy,I love number 3,but no way will there ever be a number 4.     Monkey Devil!
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