"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[CasuallyCool]

I'm gonna try this.Look out Urgent Care here I come.   
http://www.self.com/fitness/workouts/2009/06/effortless-abs-video?mbid=yahoo

But didn't Time Magazine have a big article about exercise and it was unnecessary to drain yourself, that walking was just as good.  At least that is what I thought the article said, darn it I'm sticking with that, and walking is bad enough 

Thanks,you talked me out of spending that 20.00 bucks. 
I used to do pilates 2 or 3 times a week.I really felt pretty good when I did that.I may need to start back.It is very good for the core.I'm tired just thinking about it.   

Pilates?  An excuse to try to get a date or just to see people in abnormal positions and/or bending over.     

[trimmonthelake]

I'm gonna try this.Look out Urgent Care here I come.   
http://www.self.com/fitness/workouts/2009/06/effortless-abs-video?mbid=yahoo

But didn't Time Magazine have a big article about exercise and it was unnecessary to drain yourself, that walking was just as good.  At least that is what I thought the article said, darn it I'm sticking with that, and walking is bad enough 

Thanks,you talked me out of spending that 20.00 bucks. 
I used to do pilates 2 or 3 times a week.I really felt pretty good when I did that.I may need to start back.It is very good for the core.I'm tired just thinking about it.   

I'm tired also thinking about it, and sometimes when I bend and such my knees make a popping sound, and that drives me nuts, so that is another reason not to exercise  I'll get exercise this morning bringing the vanilla zinger to my mouth.

[trimmonthelake]

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

   OMG

[no rose colored glasses]

On second thought the one neighbor who wears shorts with dress black socks is kinda hot   

hey NRCG - check this link out on deadbeats.

http://www.ccfj.net/TVFOX35HOAnamesdeadbeats.html

Thanks, I think it is dead wrong that we have to pay for others  And part of the extra we are paying for is some extra fenceing they put on the pool so the kids couldn't climb over and let the other kids in, because they don't have a key. I'm going to let them know, I saw two separate incidents that kids were climbing over even with this knew contraption, and no I'm not taking pics or yelling at the little darlings.

[CasuallyCool]

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

   OMG

      I'm just glad it wasn't four skin divers.     

[no rose colored glasses]

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

   OMG

I saw that on CSI Las Vegas 

[Northern Rose]

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.

[trimmonthelake]

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

   OMG

      I'm just glad it wasn't four skin divers.     

 

[trimmonthelake]

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.

Thanks for the update.
Gotta walk the devil dog.BRB

[joesamas mama]

I'm gonna try this.Look out Urgent Care here I come.   
http://www.self.com/fitness/workouts/2009/06/effortless-abs-video?mbid=yahoo

  Let me know if it works. I would break my ankle standing on the rubber ball thing. 

[Northern Rose]

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.

About to stand, he flipped the cigarette butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his backside, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself.

She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out.

He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

[trimmonthelake]

That Smell...............Lynyrd Skynyrd
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WjAPoN8qs0Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/WjAPoN8qs0Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

 

[Northern Rose]

Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse:

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

[Green Eyes]

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

   OMG

  I will second that Trimm.

[joesamas mama]

CC Easy Rider, I'm going to go ballistic this morning and write one of my emails to the association, and there will be nothing nice in it.  Good Morning everyone.

If others are delinquent in their fees, the association should require them to be of service to the others.  Such as, have them clean your place, your car, etc.

Yeah,what do your neighbors look like? The etc. part could be interesting.   

Believe me I don't want no etc from any of them, even I have some standards   

 

[Northern Rose]

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.

[Northern Rose]

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.

Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

[Northern Rose]

What? STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

[joesamas mama]

I'm gonna try this.Look out Urgent Care here I come.   
http://www.self.com/fitness/workouts/2009/06/effortless-abs-video?mbid=yahoo

But didn't Time Magazine have a big article about exercise and it was unnecessary to drain yourself, that walking was just as good.  At least that is what I thought the article said, darn it I'm sticking with that, and walking is bad enough 

Thanks,you talked me out of spending that 20.00 bucks. 
I used to do pilates 2 or 3 times a week.I really felt pretty good when I did that.I may need to start back.It is very good for the core.I'm tired just thinking about it.   

Pilates?  An excuse to try to get a date or just to see people in abnormal positions and/or bending over.     

  You are so bad CC.

[Northern Rose]

CC Easy Rider, I'm going to go ballistic this morning and write one of my emails to the association, and there will be nothing nice in it.  Good Morning everyone.

If others are delinquent in their fees, the association should require them to be of service to the others.  Such as, have them clean your place, your car, etc.

Yeah,what do your neighbors look like? The etc. part could be interesting.   

Believe me I don't want no etc from any of them, even I have some standards   

 

You can tell the ones who don;t pay their fees to go beg as it is good money:

Man Makes $400 A Day Begging

THE hours are long and the work monotonous, but begging pays well for at least one of Sydney's homeless men who earns up to $50,000 a year from good samaritans.

Ken Johnson, 52, makes his living at George and Market St, outside the Myer store in Sydney's CBD, where he sits for up to 16 hours daily, seven days a week.

On a good day, he said, he takes in $400 from generous passers-by.

On slower days, he still picks up amounts between $75 and $150.

"I'd be really disappointed if I did a long Friday and I only had $250,'' said Mr Johnson, who has been living on the streets ``since the late '90s''.

"I knock off when I feel like it, or if I've done brilliantly. But on those good days, you might be on such a high that you go for a few more hours and get a bit more money.''