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« Reply #3420 on: August 27, 2009, 10:27:57 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
    That's good to hear. I would like some second hand marijuana smoke so I can get in a better mood  Heck, I can just walk down a couple places and get some from my neighbor that doesn't think we know he is smoking in his garage 
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« Reply #3421 on: August 27, 2009, 10:29:37 AM »

Thanks for that info Northern Rose, I'm making my sign now and getting a cup ready, I just have to decide what corner to sit on. 
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« Reply #3422 on: August 27, 2009, 10:29:53 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
    That's good to hear. I would like some second hand marijuana smoke so I can get in a better mood  Heck, I can just walk down a couple places and get some from my neighbor that doesn't think we know he is smoking in his garage 

I know what you mean.  I had to bite my tongue as I almost told him if you have it first hand you don't get headaches   
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« Reply #3423 on: August 27, 2009, 10:30:43 AM »

Thanks for that info Northern Rose, I'm making my sign now and getting a cup ready, I just have to decide what corner to sit on. 

That is some good tax free coin.  I would join you if I were closer.
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« Reply #3424 on: August 27, 2009, 10:31:25 AM »

I'm gonna try this.Look out Urgent Care here I come.   
http://www.self.com/fitness/workouts/2009/06/effortless-abs-video?mbid=yahoo
  Let me know if it works. I would break my ankle standing on the rubber ball thing. 
Don't get me started on those rubber balls, my husband has one for therapy for his shoulder, he is a very clumsy person, I told him don't even think about it 
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« Reply #3425 on: August 27, 2009, 10:32:37 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
    That's good to hear. I would like some second hand marijuana smoke so I can get in a better mood  Heck, I can just walk down a couple places and get some from my neighbor that doesn't think we know he is smoking in his garage 

Feel free to pluck some from my Obama Chia. 
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« Reply #3426 on: August 27, 2009, 10:32:56 AM »

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.

About to stand, he flipped the cigarette butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his backside, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself.

She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out.

He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

OMG It sounds like something that would happen here 
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« Reply #3428 on: August 27, 2009, 10:35:35 AM »

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod.

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« Reply #3430 on: August 27, 2009, 10:36:50 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
    That's good to hear. I would like some second hand marijuana smoke so I can get in a better mood  Heck, I can just walk down a couple places and get some from my neighbor that doesn't think we know he is smoking in his garage 

I know what you mean.  I had to bite my tongue as I almost told him if you have it first hand you don't get headaches   
 
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« Reply #3431 on: August 27, 2009, 10:38:28 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
    That's good to hear. I would like some second hand marijuana smoke so I can get in a better mood  Heck, I can just walk down a couple places and get some from my neighbor that doesn't think we know he is smoking in his garage 

Feel free to pluck some from my Obama Chia. 
Thanks Cap'N don't mind if I do 
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« Reply #3432 on: August 27, 2009, 10:38:35 AM »

Did you guys see this?  Cindy FINALLY speaks out!
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« Reply #3434 on: August 27, 2009, 10:39:28 AM »

Did you guys see this?  Cindy FINALLY speaks out!

   
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« Reply #3435 on: August 27, 2009, 10:42:13 AM »

Camping is all about being close to nature and sharing

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« Reply #3436 on: August 27, 2009, 10:44:43 AM »

So You Think You’re Having A Bad Day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries... Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it.

One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.


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« Reply #3437 on: August 27, 2009, 10:45:59 AM »

I have a question for JSM. I told you my daughter went to the doctor with a sore throat. The doctor told her that if she hadn't come in when she did, in a couple days she would have been in the hospital, I thought there was just fluid in her ear draining, but there is a big pus something or other in her throat. The medicine he gave her AZITHROMYCIN 500mg sounds really scarey to me. It has already helped her, but the warning about diarreha for months after and that the pill stays in the system for quite sometime. Do you know anything about this drug? I can't imagine having diarreha for months after taking the pill, and of course she is already experiencing that fine development. I don't know what it is with my kids and sore throats 
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« Reply #3438 on: August 27, 2009, 10:47:15 AM »

Concert update. They are all safe and deaf.  The warm up band was The Answer.  He said they sounded like Zep during their early years and really rocked it.  It poured before the concert and then between the Answer and AC/DC.  They had a huge set of devil horns inflated on the stage which started deflating after the downpour.  That was taken off stage as it looked like a used condom.  The boys are safe, deaf and have  headaches from breathing second hand marijuana smoke.
Total gigglesnort on that one! Glad they're all ok. Maybe they should revise their concert schedules.....just for your sake (and ours!)
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« Reply #3439 on: August 27, 2009, 10:48:09 AM »

What? STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.




 
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