"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[Tevye]

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.

About to stand, he flipped the cigarette butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his backside, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself.

She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out.

He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Stop! You're making me hurt with all this laughing!!!!!!!!

[trimmonthelake]

Camping is all about being close to nature and sharing

I love it.   

[trimmonthelake]

Tevye   
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AaTZkIInYNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AaTZkIInYNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

 

[Northern Rose]

Hindu priests sit inside barrels containing water as they perform special prayers in order to appease Varun, the Hindu rain god, in a temple in Mumbai.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/two-in-profile_1469818i.jpg

[trimmonthelake]

Led Zeppelin-kashmir...the real video
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

I'll be good now.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Going to walk Zoe, before the 100 temps for today 

[trimmonthelake]

Hindu priests sit inside barrels containing water as they perform special prayers in order to appease Varun, the Hindu rain god, in a temple in Mumbai.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/two-in-profile_1469818i.jpg

That's the weirdest thing I've seen this morning. 

[joesamas mama]

I have a question for JSM. I told you my daughter went to the doctor with a sore throat. The doctor told her that if she hadn't come in when she did, in a couple days she would have been in the hospital, I thought there was just fluid in her ear draining, but there is a big pus something or other in her throat. The medicine he gave her AZITHROMYCIN 500mg sounds really scarey to me. It has already helped her, but the warning about diarreha for months after and that the pill stays in the system for quite sometime. Do you know anything about this drug? I can't imagine having diarreha for months after taking the pill, and of course she is already experiencing that fine development. I don't know what it is with my kids and sore throats 

  Yes that is a side affect of many antibiotics. Because it is killing a bacteria, it kills the good bacteria in your gut too. I had that unfortunate experience for what seemed like an eternity when I was on antibiotics for my abscessed tooth. Tell her to stock up on Imodium.

[Lovinlife]

Going to walk Zoe, before the 100 temps for today 

Sending cool breezes for all that need it.

[joesamas mama]

Still think you're having a bad day?

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business.

About to stand, he flipped the cigarette butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his backside, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself.

She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out.

He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Stop! You're making me hurt with all this laughing!!!!!!!!

I know she is killing me too!! 

[Tevye]

Tevye   
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/AaTZkIInYNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/AaTZkIInYNw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

 

Oh yeah!!!!!

[joesamas mama]

Led Zeppelin-kashmir...the real video
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

I'll be good now.   

    My all time favorite, never liked them until two years ago when I saw them in concert. Now I am a BIG fan. 

[Lovinlife]

Felt the same way about "the Boss", JSM.  Couldn't stand him, was dragged to his concert @ the Meadowlands now I can't get enough!

[Northern Rose]

Led Zeppelin-kashmir...the real video
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/73dvrir5kig&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

I'll be good now.   

All I have to say is:

[Northern Rose]

Hi Green Eyes.  Hope you are well and everyone is settled in.

[trimmonthelake]

Was anyone watching Fox News just now when they showed a girl they think has been missing for 18 years?
I didn't catch her name.Just caught a glimpse of her going into police station.

[Green Eyes]

Hi Green Eyes.  Hope you are well and everyone is settled in.

Hi NR,
Been enjoying you post this morning.  ::MonkeyCheer4::We are all doing fine. Things are settling down slowly but surely. How are you doing? 

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.tahoebonanza.com/article/20090827/ARCHIVES01/908279994/1050/rss
Missing Tahoe girl may have been found alive 18 years after disappearance

Concord-area police station Wednesday afternoon.

According to the San Jose Mercury News, Dugard's stepfather, Carl Probyn, said Dugard's mother, Terry Probyn, spoke with the woman claiming to be her missing daughter and is en route to Northern California from her Riverside County home.

Jaycee was abducted while walking to the bus stop on Washoan Boulevard. The kidnapping drew national attention but never was solved.

"That was a very long, very taxing investigation," former El Dorado County Sheriff's Sgt. Jim Watson said in an interview with the Tribune in June 2005.

Watson, the initial lead investigator in the case, retired in 2005.

Probyn told the Mercury that the people responsible for the disappearance are in custody, but that could not be immediately confirmed, according to the newspaper.

More details will be posted as they become available.

[Green Eyes]

Was anyone watching Fox News just now when they showed a girl they think has been missing for 18 years?
I didn't catch her name.Just caught a glimpse of her going into police station.

No wasn't watching. That is wonderful news.

[joesamas mama]

Felt the same way about "the Boss", JSM.  Couldn't stand him, was dragged to his concert @ the Meadowlands now I can't get enough!