"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[trimmonthelake]

Trimm, you have neighbors like me 

Yes,I do.Well,his hair was like a rat's nest so I know he got here in the middle of the night and it won't be pretty over there today.   
He was just going around in circles,but now he finally turned the mower off and went inside.I've just been watching him from the patio door,I decided not to walk over because he will follow me home with his bottle of vodka.   
My girlfriend will be his first target......she is so crazy right now she might pull out the rum.I'll call and get an update shortly.   
Then after this I realized hubby hadn't got home from therapy,so I called him.He is shopping in Walmart.If he comes home without my S.O.S. pads his azz is grass.I'll make go next door and borrow some.   

Hubby better bring some ML home from Walmart too! Just sayin!

Oh you got that right.   

[Sassycat]

Trimm, you have neighbors like me 

Yes,I do.Well,his hair was like a rat's nest so I know he got here in the middle of the night and it won't be pretty over there today.   
He was just going around in circles,but now he finally turned the mower off and went inside.I've just been watching him from the patio door,I decided not to walk over because he will follow me home with his bottle of vodka.   
My girlfriend will be his first target......she is so crazy right now she might pull out the rum.I'll call and get an update shortly.   
Then after this I realized hubby hadn't got home from therapy,so I called him.He is shopping in Walmart.If he comes home without my S.O.S. pads his azz is grass.I'll make go next door and borrow some.   

Hubby better bring some ML home from Walmart too! Just sayin!

Oh you got that right.   

    OK, I give up.    What is ML?     

[Sassycat]

Good Morning Monkeys - TGIF!!!!   

       

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning Monkeys - TGIF!!!!   

Morning Mission.

[trimmonthelake]

Finally Friday.   
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5nKMzo2L4c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/t5nKMzo2L4c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

[joesamas mama]

Trimm, you have neighbors like me 

Yes,I do.Well,his hair was like a rat's nest so I know he got here in the middle of the night and it won't be pretty over there today.   
He was just going around in circles,but now he finally turned the mower off and went inside.I've just been watching him from the patio door,I decided not to walk over because he will follow me home with his bottle of vodka.   
My girlfriend will be his first target......she is so crazy right now she might pull out the rum.I'll call and get an update shortly.   
Then after this I realized hubby hadn't got home from therapy,so I called him.He is shopping in Walmart.If he comes home without my S.O.S. pads his azz is grass.I'll make go next door and borrow some.   

Hubby better bring some ML home from Walmart too! Just sayin!

Oh you got that right.   

    OK, I give up.    What is ML?     

Miller Lite 

[Sassycat]

Morning Monkeys. 

            Is Josef all better now?

Yes Sassy, thanks for asking. How is the new baby?

She's doing good, thanks.   They're spoiling her.   She's only happy when someone is holding her.     

I just want to hold them all the time when they are small.It is amazing how fast they change.

    I know what you mean.    If I was still visiting them, I'd be waiting in line for my turn to hold her.   She wants to sleep on her daddy's chest.   He only has one more week off, and then he has to go back to work.   It might be a problem then.       

[CasuallyCool]

The Twelfth Doctor: Michael Jackson.  Rumors have roamed the internet about a possible future role in the series of Michael Jackson as The Doctor. Unfortunately, the death of the pop legend has resulted in these rumors being disproven, but this hasn't stopped the constant fan rumors of Jacko's corpse being pinned to the TARDIS console, and peanut butter put in his mouth to simulate the speaking of random bafflegab.

[Sassycat]

Trimm, you have neighbors like me 

Yes,I do.Well,his hair was like a rat's nest so I know he got here in the middle of the night and it won't be pretty over there today.   
He was just going around in circles,but now he finally turned the mower off and went inside.I've just been watching him from the patio door,I decided not to walk over because he will follow me home with his bottle of vodka.   
My girlfriend will be his first target......she is so crazy right now she might pull out the rum.I'll call and get an update shortly.   
Then after this I realized hubby hadn't got home from therapy,so I called him.He is shopping in Walmart.If he comes home without my S.O.S. pads his azz is grass.I'll make go next door and borrow some.   

Hubby better bring some ML home from Walmart too! Just sayin!

Oh you got that right.   

    OK, I give up.    What is ML?     

Miller Lite 

Oh.  duh...         I should have known that.     MUL for me.   (Micelob Ultra Light)

[trimmonthelake]

For Fanny.......UA Drumline Warm ups Oct 4 2008   
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[trimmonthelake]

One more and I'll behave.   
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[Northern Rose]

Modern New Supermarket Opens

A new Publix supermarket opened in Tampa, Florida.  It has an automatic water system to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

(Toilet paper isle anyone?)

[no rose colored glasses]

Do dogs get fur balls? Zoe was licking and biting her leg, no she doesn't have fleas, but the heat is so bad here  she is scratching, and vomited a little of her food. I know the meds she is on makes her stomach upset, one of the side effects, and with irritable bowel and this heat, not a good combination. She is scheduled for another bath a week from Sat. I'm going nuts here again 

[Northern Rose]

They start off so cute

[Northern Rose]

Then they grow up

[Missiontoconvict]

Who wants to go with me?

http://www.mnstatefair.org/pages/kid_rock_skynyrd.html

[Northern Rose]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University , has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the crap out of him.

[no rose colored glasses]

Northern Rose    I'm going to walk Zoe, it is supposed to be so very, very hot today, so short walk it is.

[Missiontoconvict]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Ohio State University , has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the crap out of him.

[joesamas mama]

Do dogs get fur balls? Zoe was licking and biting her leg, no she doesn't have fleas, but the heat is so bad here  she is scratching, and vomited a little of her food. I know the meds she is on makes her stomach upset, one of the side effects, and with irritable bowel and this heat, not a good combination. She is scheduled for another bath a week from Sat. I'm going nuts here again 

Sounds like she has a hot spot No Rose. Dogs get it from the heat. I hope she gets better. When Joe chews like that sometimes he gags, but never has had a furball like a cat.