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« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2009, 02:49:42 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          
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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2009, 02:54:45 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          

That one will be very usefull!  Can we have one like the Mongolian Death Worm that shoots lightening out of it's butt?  Pretty please.  Nature is so wonderful.
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« Reply #42 on: August 10, 2009, 02:59:07 PM »

'Hero' Greek Woman Sets Fire To Drunks Genitals
09/08/2009

A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar.

The unidentified woman from the fiercely proud island of Crete won herself even more praise by doing the right legal thing – turning herself over to police and the courts to be put on trial for what she claimed was her "right to self-defence".

She will face a magistrate on Friday to see if the case will go to court.

She is currently facing an investigating magistrate on charges of causing bodily injuries to the Briton and of endangering private property.

The Briton himself, whose name is expected to be released later, is currently in a private clinic in Heraklion, the capital of Crete island, being treated for second degree burns to his t*sticles and p*nis.

According to a police statement issued last night the incident occurred at a club in the notorious coastal resort of Malia, which is dominated by young Britons seeking all-night revelry.

It alleged the Briton took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls. He then specifically "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.

After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).
This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said.
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« Reply #43 on: August 10, 2009, 03:04:23 PM »

JSM - glad to hear you got a 5.0 and the bewbs behaved.  I knew you would be fantastic. Really want to see the video!

Trimm - I have been praying for you and your neighbours. 

Fanny - read your post.  Hope that is not your last. 

I have had a crazy busy weekend.  First my daughter convinced me to go on a bike ride with her.  I have not been on a     for about 10 years.  So I think we are going for a nice leisurely ride down to the lake .  WRONG!!!! She starts a new school in 2 weeks and wants to ride there.  It is about 7.5 Km there and 7.5 km back .  That translates to about 9.5 miles AND we have to go through a river valley to get there.  So there is no easy ride one way or the other as we have to go up a hill both ways crossing the river.  My knees were screaming when I got home.  Yesterday my youngest decided that since he skipped bike riding 101 and went straight to skateboarding  and rollerblading he wants to learn to ride a bike.  So there is me out in the field with him running behind him while he is learning.  Problem is everytime I let go and he can not hear my footsteps (not hard as the ground stops shaking when I stop running) he stops peddling.  After the first hour of this and me wanting to call 911 for the heart attack I am sure is to follow he has one of the slow motion crashes.  He turns around to see where I am , turns the handlebars too sharp, bike stops instantly and back end gets airborne, he is still holding handlebars, does a full air flip over handle bars, chest lands on tire and flips on his back.  So there is me carrying the bike back home as the handlebars are totally backwards and the brake cable somehow got under the frame and I can not get them turned around for the life of me.  He was fine, just scared and I was ready to drop.  I get to the house and the older two are there like they have ESP  and are waiting to see what kind of mess I have gotten myself into now  .  My youngest tells his big brothers that he had a awesome crash and high fives them while I am checking my pulse.




Northern, thanks for your encouragement. I want to see the video too. Just don't know when my friend is going to post it or wait until my step dad gets back from vacation.

I'm sorry about your eventful day. I hate riding bikes and I am glad your youngest is not hurt!  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2009, 03:04:48 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          
I love it muffy.
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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2009, 03:07:31 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          
I love it muffy.

I like this one best of all, so far      But     is close behind. 
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« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2009, 03:18:08 PM »

Northern Rose your teaching your son how to ride a bike reminds me of my husband teaching the girls. For some strange reason they would stop the bike by hitting a tree  it took my husband awhile but they eventually got the idea of how to really stop a bike. Glad your son is alright. I use to love bike riding, but would never attempt it here.
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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2009, 03:21:37 PM »

Need an animal friendly fire alarm?  This one works best AND you get a snack when it is done!  How great is that?


 
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« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2009, 03:22:02 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          

Yes! Love it!!!

Tyrannical ruler is having way too much fun!   
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« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2009, 03:23:39 PM »

              
Just jumping in to say HELLO, and I LOVE all the new monkeys!! So cool!!!!! 

      
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« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2009, 03:23:41 PM »

Need an animal friendly fire alarm?  This one works best AND you get a snack when it is done!  How great is that?


 
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« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2009, 03:24:27 PM »

Hi QM   
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« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2009, 03:25:19 PM »

Northern Rose your teaching your son how to ride a bike reminds me of my husband teaching the girls. For some strange reason they would stop the bike by hitting a tree  it took my husband awhile but they eventually got the idea of how to really stop a bike. Glad your son is alright. I use to love bike riding, but would never attempt it here.

I can remember when my brother and myself would tie a rope to the back of our bikes.We had to keep up with each other or face the wreck.The one thing we didn't plan on was a tree that came between us one time.   Monkey Devil! Greatest wreck of all bicycle history for us. It hurt pretty bad,but we didn't knock our teeth out so it was all good.   
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« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »

Have you seen the newest creation?          

Yes! Love it!!!

Tyrannical ruler is having way too much fun!   

 Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2009, 03:26:50 PM »

:This guy will come in handy in the Caylee thread!!   
 
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« Reply #55 on: August 10, 2009, 03:27:56 PM »

              
Just jumping in to say HELLO, and I LOVE all the new monkeys!! So cool!!!!! 

      


   Hey QM.
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« Reply #56 on: August 10, 2009, 03:28:49 PM »

Hi QM   
Hi NoRose!
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« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2009, 03:29:45 PM »

              
Just jumping in to say HELLO, and I LOVE all the new monkeys!! So cool!!!!! 

      


   Hey QM.
Hiya Trimm!!! 
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« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2009, 03:33:22 PM »

:This guy will come in handy in the Caylee thread!!   
 

Yeah - we've needed that one for awhile!     Hi ya QM.   
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« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2009, 03:34:20 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/10/obama-canadian-health-care-wont-work-america/
Obama: Canadian Health Care Won't Work for America
President Obama defended Canada's health care system on Monday, saying the northern neighbor is often used as a "bogeyman" for the debate on reform in America. However, he said he is not looking to duplicate the Canadian model at home.

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President Obama defended Canada's health care system on Monday, telling a Canadian reporter in Mexico that his country is often used as a "bogeyman" for the debate that has engulfed U.S. reform efforts.

However, the president said he is not looking to duplicate the Canadian model at home.

"I don't find Canadians particularly scary, but I guess some of the opponents of reform think that they make a good bogeyman," Obama said with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper by his side
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