"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[trimmonthelake]

   

[no rose colored glasses]

   

    I had to look twice, for a minute I thought Zoe must have ran away from home to give monkeys rides 

[joesamas mama]

JSM,check this out.
http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=8118890&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/
Is white House saving fishy emails?

Trimm it won't open for me. I will try and look on Fox news

It didn't open to the right clip either.
Megan Kelly was questioning what happens to email addresses of people who contact DC about health care reform.The guy she was talking to would not confirm that the email addresses were destroyed or not.finally he asked why should they.then he said news people like her were causing people to be more or less paranoid.My phrasing there.I'll try to find it.
He said there is no enemies list.

Yeah I bet. 

[joesamas mama]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539129,00.html?test=latestnews
Al Shabaab Reportedly Beheads 4 Christians, Rips Gold Teeth From Locals' Mouths

Wednesday, August 12, 2009
 Four Christians working for an NGO that helps orphans in Somalia have been beheaded by al-Shabaab, according to the human rights watchdog International Christian Concern.

The Christian orphanage workers were reportedly kidnapped on July 27 in the coastal Somali town Marka, some 56 miles from Mogadishu.

The reported executions come as residents of Mogadishu say the extremist group has been forcibly removing their gold and silver teeth using rough tools — or even just their hands

The group alleges that such artificial teeth are used for fashion and beauty, and therefore break strict Muslim religious law, residents from Marka told Reuters.

Al Shabaab has been rounding up anyone seen with a silver or gold tooth and taking them to a masked man who then rips the teeth out with basic tools, Reuters reported.

"I never thought al Shabaab would see my denture as a sin. They took me to their station and removed my silver tooth," resident Bashir told Reuters.

"I met several men and women whose dentures were being pulled out by a masked man they called a doctor. The doctor used a pincer or his gloved hand depending on the strength of the tooth," Bashir said.
"As you smile your silver tooth accuses you. I was at a counter with my friend when three armed al Shabaab ordered me to follow them," he added.

"I am afraid they want to make money from taking all this precious metal."

Al Shabaab officials declined to comment.

Al Shabaab, which means "Youth" in Arabic, is an Al Qaeda-inspired militant group that has taken control of large portions of south and central Somalia.

Scary thing about this story Trimm is the Christians were Muslim that converted to Christianity. Remember Fathima in Florida that ran away? She will be treated the same if they send her back home. JMO JSM PS, Sledogs posted a video interview of her on Fathima's thread. Watch it if you haven't seen it.

[trimmonthelake]

   

    I had to look twice, for a minute I thought Zoe must have ran away from home to give monkeys rides 

I thought that was a cool photo.   

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539129,00.html?test=latestnews
Al Shabaab Reportedly Beheads 4 Christians, Rips Gold Teeth From Locals' Mouths

Wednesday, August 12, 2009
 Four Christians working for an NGO that helps orphans in Somalia have been beheaded by al-Shabaab, according to the human rights watchdog International Christian Concern.

The Christian orphanage workers were reportedly kidnapped on July 27 in the coastal Somali town Marka, some 56 miles from Mogadishu.

The reported executions come as residents of Mogadishu say the extremist group has been forcibly removing their gold and silver teeth using rough tools — or even just their hands

The group alleges that such artificial teeth are used for fashion and beauty, and therefore break strict Muslim religious law, residents from Marka told Reuters.

Al Shabaab has been rounding up anyone seen with a silver or gold tooth and taking them to a masked man who then rips the teeth out with basic tools, Reuters reported.

"I never thought al Shabaab would see my denture as a sin. They took me to their station and removed my silver tooth," resident Bashir told Reuters.

"I met several men and women whose dentures were being pulled out by a masked man they called a doctor. The doctor used a pincer or his gloved hand depending on the strength of the tooth," Bashir said.
"As you smile your silver tooth accuses you. I was at a counter with my friend when three armed al Shabaab ordered me to follow them," he added.

"I am afraid they want to make money from taking all this precious metal."

Al Shabaab officials declined to comment.

Al Shabaab, which means "Youth" in Arabic, is an Al Qaeda-inspired militant group that has taken control of large portions of south and central Somalia.

Scary thing about this story Trimm is the Christians were Muslim that converted to Christianity. Remember Fathima in Florida that ran away? She will be treated the same if they send her back home. JMO JSM PS, Sledogs posted a video interview of her on Fathima's thread. Watch it if you haven't seen it.

I just came from there a little bit ago.I posted over there.Law enforcement is questioning the girl's story now.I got the story from WESH.I am gonna look around and see if I find anything else.

Gotta walk the Digger dog.BRB.

[no rose colored glasses]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

[CasuallyCool]

11 August 2009
 
SAN DIEGO, California -- Alcoholics need not be alone anymore! The animal company PETCO released a fantastic new product called Happy Tail Ale (a special beer for canines) recently. This revolutionary new beer has been specially designed for lonely, crying alcoholics whose only friend is a dog and has not only kept liquor stores happy, but also the A.A, who have been experiencing a sharp increase in attendees lately.

"I used to come home from another boring day at work, before opening a beer, or two, or three, or seven and kicking back on the couch. When I got to the point where I felt emotionally fcked and wanted someone to talk to, my little Snuffles used to simply look at me blankly while I contemplated suicide. Thanks to Happy Tail Ale I don't feel alone anymore. Snuffles now howl's alongside me on most nights," said a former AA member and enthusiastic shopper who wishes to remain anonymous.

Many people would ask the question, "Why not feed dog’s human beer instead of make such a fuss?" Those people who ask this question obviously have no taste whatsoever, and although a lot of dogs would not mind drinking human beer, the issues surrounding class-based drinking makes the situation a bit icky; especially for the upper-class career dogs who are required to do taste testing for pet organizations such as PETCO.

"I would never let my miniature dachshund, Rowena drink something human. What would the other dogs think of her? Dogs can be very stereotypical too and I refuse to let my shnookums get a bad rep over tasting undogly things," said Madame Nancy Fancy Shmancy, an upper-class, Californian Heiress and dog owner.

Upper-class cats deserve more than just catnip.Unfortunately, this new trend has caused a big dispute between dog and cat lovers alike. Cat lovers feel that cats are classy by nature and do not deserve to be treated like hippies through the use of cat-nip and that their animal of choice is more deserving of the more refined treatment. In order To settle these disputes, PETCO has come up with the perfect solution and they are now working on a salmon flavored kitty wine called Le kitteh connoisseur for the cat-lovers wishing to add something classy to their lives.

"This is just great! These new products will create so many opportunities for our beloved pets, who are usually required to simply stay at home and do nothing. At least this way more animal careers will be created and our animals can also have the chance to become real working citizens. Of course it may be slightly more difficult to keep the office politics under control, but to hell with it! I don't hear the economy complaining!" Said PETCO CEO James Myers when interviewed by UnNews.

[joesamas mama]

In-Laws Say Haleigh's Dad Put Rat In Mailbox
Hank Croslin Says Neighbor Saw Cummings Do It
POSTED: 4:03 pm EDT August 12, 2009
UPDATED: 4:27 pm EDT August 12, 2009
  

SATSUMA, Fla. -- The father of a missing Putnam County girl is having more trouble with his in-laws.

Ronald Cummings, father of 5-year-old Haleigh Cummings, stuffed a dead rat into his new father-in-law's mailbox, Hank Croslin told the Putnam County Sheriff's Office.

Croslin filed the report Wednesday, saying that a neighbor saw Cummings put the rodent in his mailbox at about midnight Tuesday.

The Putnam County Sheriff's Office is investigating the claim.

This latest scuffle comes just days after Cummings was booked into the Putnam County Jail on charges that he beat up Croslin and his wife Misty Croslin's brother at the couple's home.

During that incident, the Croslins said Misty called them in the middle of the night asking them to pick her up because she didn't want to live with Cummings anymore -- so they went to get their daughter. The family was finally able to drive away and dialed 911 for help. Deputies eventually spoke with Cummings.

Haleigh Cummings, 5, was reported missing from her home in Satsuma in February, and no trace of the girl has been found. A $35,000 reward remains available for her return.

The Department of Children and Families closed an abuse investigation into Ronald Cummings last month and found no evidence against him in his daughter's disappearance.

Cummings proposed to Croslin in a Palatka Chili's on March 8 and the two wed shortly after.

[trimmonthelake]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

[joesamas mama]

11 August 2009
 
SAN DIEGO, California -- Alcoholics need not be alone anymore! The animal company PETCO released a fantastic new product called Happy Tail Ale (a special beer for canines) recently. This revolutionary new beer has been specially designed for lonely, crying alcoholics whose only friend is a dog and has not only kept liquor stores happy, but also the A.A, who have been experiencing a sharp increase in attendees lately.

"I used to come home from another boring day at work, before opening a beer, or two, or three, or seven and kicking back on the couch. When I got to the point where I felt emotionally fcked and wanted someone to talk to, my little Snuffles used to simply look at me blankly while I contemplated suicide. Thanks to Happy Tail Ale I don't feel alone anymore. Snuffles now howl's alongside me on most nights," said a former AA member and enthusiastic shopper who wishes to remain anonymous.

Many people would ask the question, "Why not feed dog’s human beer instead of make such a fuss?" Those people who ask this question obviously have no taste whatsoever, and although a lot of dogs would not mind drinking human beer, the issues surrounding class-based drinking makes the situation a bit icky; especially for the upper-class career dogs who are required to do taste testing for pet organizations such as PETCO.

"I would never let my miniature dachshund, Rowena drink something human. What would the other dogs think of her? Dogs can be very stereotypical too and I refuse to let my shnookums get a bad rep over tasting undogly things," said Madame Nancy Fancy Shmancy, an upper-class, Californian Heiress and dog owner.

Upper-class cats deserve more than just catnip.Unfortunately, this new trend has caused a big dispute between dog and cat lovers alike. Cat lovers feel that cats are classy by nature and do not deserve to be treated like hippies through the use of cat-nip and that their animal of choice is more deserving of the more refined treatment. In order To settle these disputes, PETCO has come up with the perfect solution and they are now working on a salmon flavored kitty wine called Le kitteh connoisseur for the cat-lovers wishing to add something classy to their lives.

"This is just great! These new products will create so many opportunities for our beloved pets, who are usually required to simply stay at home and do nothing. At least this way more animal careers will be created and our animals can also have the chance to become real working citizens. Of course it may be slightly more difficult to keep the office politics under control, but to hell with it! I don't hear the economy complaining!" Said PETCO CEO James Myers when interviewed by UnNews.

 

[joesamas mama]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

We posted at the same time. 

[joesamas mama]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

WTH, don't these people sleep? Put the rat in the box at midnight?   

[trimmonthelake]

CC........   
Digger enjoys an occasional sip of beer,but it makes him sneeze everytime. 

[no rose colored glasses]

11 August 2009
 
SAN DIEGO, California -- Alcoholics need not be alone anymore! The animal company PETCO released a fantastic new product called Happy Tail Ale (a special beer for canines) recently. This revolutionary new beer has been specially designed for lonely, crying alcoholics whose only friend is a dog and has not only kept liquor stores happy, but also the A.A, who have been experiencing a sharp increase in attendees lately.

"I used to come home from another boring day at work, before opening a beer, or two, or three, or seven and kicking back on the couch. When I got to the point where I felt emotionally fcked and wanted someone to talk to, my little Snuffles used to simply look at me blankly while I contemplated suicide. Thanks to Happy Tail Ale I don't feel alone anymore. Snuffles now howl's alongside me on most nights," said a former AA member and enthusiastic shopper who wishes to remain anonymous.

Many people would ask the question, "Why not feed dog’s human beer instead of make such a fuss?" Those people who ask this question obviously have no taste whatsoever, and although a lot of dogs would not mind drinking human beer, the issues surrounding class-based drinking makes the situation a bit icky; especially for the upper-class career dogs who are required to do taste testing for pet organizations such as PETCO.

"I would never let my miniature dachshund, Rowena drink something human. What would the other dogs think of her? Dogs can be very stereotypical too and I refuse to let my shnookums get a bad rep over tasting undogly things," said Madame Nancy Fancy Shmancy, an upper-class, Californian Heiress and dog owner.

Upper-class cats deserve more than just catnip.Unfortunately, this new trend has caused a big dispute between dog and cat lovers alike. Cat lovers feel that cats are classy by nature and do not deserve to be treated like hippies through the use of cat-nip and that their animal of choice is more deserving of the more refined treatment. In order To settle these disputes, PETCO has come up with the perfect solution and they are now working on a salmon flavored kitty wine called Le kitteh connoisseur for the cat-lovers wishing to add something classy to their lives.

"This is just great! These new products will create so many opportunities for our beloved pets, who are usually required to simply stay at home and do nothing. At least this way more animal careers will be created and our animals can also have the chance to become real working citizens. Of course it may be slightly more difficult to keep the office politics under control, but to hell with it! I don't hear the economy complaining!" Said PETCO CEO James Myers when interviewed by UnNews.

      Like your new avi

[trimmonthelake]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

WTH, don't these people sleep? Put the rat in the box at midnight?   

One word...CRACK

[no rose colored glasses]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

You can bet on it 

[no rose colored glasses]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

We posted at the same time. 

What a sick individual 

[no rose colored glasses]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

WTH, don't these people sleep? Put the rat in the box at midnight?   

One word...CRACK

Crack and probably anything he can get his hands on.

[joesamas mama]

Now it appears Ron Cummings put a beheaded rat in his father in laws mailbox 

   Something terrible is gonna happen before it's over with.

WTH, don't these people sleep? Put the rat in the box at midnight?   

One word...CRACK

Oh I didn't think of that. Doh