"WELCOME TO JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #3

[Tevye]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

[joesamas mama]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

 

[mamacrazy30]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

nope jacked his profile to where he is  90 years old lookin' for a 3 foot transsexual....  really.  and then i renamed him 'not the brightest crayon'.

[mamacrazy30]

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

[no rose colored glasses]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

nope jacked his profile to where he is  90 years old lookin' for a 3 foot transsexual....  really.  and then i renamed him 'not the brightest crayon'.

   

[no rose colored glasses]

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

I like revenge in interesting and unusual ways 

[Tevye]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

nope jacked his profile to where he is  90 years old lookin' for a 3 foot transsexual....  really.  and then i renamed him 'not the brightest crayon'.

You go, Mama! I never thought of that.....again, not that I would...but I've been tempted. Can you say High School Reunion-the Bitch Version???

[mamacrazy30]

the dull crayon though thought that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'? was a good idea?? well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

his avi is a cat with wings

[joesamas mama]

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

        Now don't take the sorrys, take babycrazy and leave. JMO JSM I'm not forgiving as most people.

Anyways GOOD JOB! 

[mamacrazy30]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

nope jacked his profile to where he is  90 years old lookin' for a 3 foot transsexual....  really.  and then i renamed him 'not the brightest crayon'.

You go, Mama! I never thought of that.....again, not that I would...but I've been tempted. Can you say High School Reunion-the Bitch Version???

yes i can...huhumm...High School Reunion the Bitch Version

just kidding ya..but not about the hub thing....we'll fight more when he gets home..azzhat (not you him) .

[joesamas mama]

somebody tell me a joke quick or i'm gonna lose it quickly.  my hubs has been up to no good but i fixed it.

Didja smack the carp outta her? Beat her up? spam her email? (uh...not that I've ever done those things....just a thought! )

nope jacked his profile to where he is  90 years old lookin' for a 3 foot transsexual....  really.  and then i renamed him 'not the brightest crayon'.

You go, Mama! I never thought of that.....again, not that I would...but I've been tempted. Can you say High School Reunion-the Bitch Version???

yes i can...huhumm...High School Reunion the Bitch Version

just kidding ya..but not about the hub thing....we'll fight more when he gets home..azzhat (not you him) .

I don't know about HS Reunion, but I say give him and his stuff to the street corner.

  Probably why I have a dog and no man in my life.  Oh well, the dog stays, the man will go if there is ever a choice between the two. 

[mamacrazy30]

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

        Now don't take the sorrys, take babycrazy and leave. JMO JSM I'm not forgiving as most people.

Anyways GOOD JOB! 

well, i yam what i yam.  he's stoopid and he is my hubs (the third)  he is babycrazys daddy and i'll keep him around till she's done with college.  yes he is a dull crayon but i know i can take him. not scared (i'm sure he is more scared of me jmho) just pizzed....btw i sent his 'new' profile to every one in his gmail so i'm sure whatever 'friends' he had are confused as well....BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Tevye]

I don't know about HS Reunion, but I say give him and his stuff to the street corner.

  Probably why I have a dog and no man in my life.  Oh well, the dog stays, the man will go if there is ever a choice between the two. 

Why, of course the dog would stay, he's a private school dog with his own uniform! And you know the ladies always go for guys in uniform!

[mamacrazy30]

 


still waiting for my joke.....

[Tevye]

still waiting for my joke.....

So, once upon a time, a guy didn't know that his email program kept copies of all his sent mail....and the end of the story is a nasty-gram from wifey to wanna-be wifey. When last heard from, wannabe had gained 40 pounds and looked like a hag from hell, and wifey had lost 20 and looked fabulous! Or, so I've heard

[joesamas mama]

the dull crayon though that singing up to a site called 'sex in your city'?  well i don't know why and i really don't care...idigt.  anywho dull crayon left his gmail up so when i woke up this morning i saw 'sexy_82ishot' visited you.  called him at work went ballistic and heard all the sorrys....well...i searched his gmail and found the link to what is his password is on i'm stoopid and horney.com. i like to seek revenge in interesting and unusual ways.  so know, he'll know why all the 68 year old transvestites are wanting to meet him.

        Now don't take the sorrys, take babycrazy and leave. JMO JSM I'm not forgiving as most people.

Anyways GOOD JOB! 

well, i yam what i yam.  he's stoopid and he is my hubs (the third)  he is babycrazys daddy and i'll keep him around till she's done with college.  yes he is a dull crayon but i know i can take him. not scared (i'm sure he is more scared of me jmho) just pizzed....btw i sent his 'new' profile to every one in his gmail so i'm sure whatever 'friends' he had are confused as well....BUHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh you are good sending the profile to his friends. Be careful and behave. Hope all goes well tonight. JSM 

[Tevye]

still waiting for my joke.....

And didn't the Ambian/ ABBA story make you laugh out loud? I mean, ABBA itself is funny enough, but a guy sitting in his car, singing at the top of lungs....that made me laugh out loud@@@

[joesamas mama]

I don't know about HS Reunion, but I say give him and his stuff to the street corner.

  Probably why I have a dog and no man in my life.  Oh well, the dog stays, the man will go if there is ever a choice between the two. 

Why, of course the dog would stay, he's a private school dog with his own uniform! And you know the ladies always go for guys in uniform!

Oh yeah Tevye, pay loads of tuition for him to go to Our Lady of the Pet Lodge and Doggy Day Care, so he isn't going anywhere. 

[joesamas mama]

still waiting for my joke.....

And didn't the Ambian/ ABBA story make you laugh out loud? I mean, ABBA itself is funny enough, but a guy sitting in his car, singing at the top of lungs....that made me laugh out loud@@@

SINGING FERNANDO is what got me to LOL. 

[joesamas mama]

still waiting for my joke.....

So, once upon a time, a guy didn't know that his email program kept copies of all his sent mail....and the end of the story is a nasty-gram from wifey to wanna-be wifey. When last heard from, wannabe had gained 40 pounds and looked like a hag from hell, and wifey had lost 20 and looked fabulous! Or, so I've heard

Good on the wifey!!!