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« Reply #1420 on: September 08, 2009, 09:13:56 AM »



Hi Sis!

Nice post!





Hi backatcha Sis!   

btw...I've talked it over with my hubby and he only has eyes for mine!   

Smart man!

 

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« Reply #1421 on: September 08, 2009, 09:17:11 AM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

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A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



 

What are WE supposed to stare at for the equivalence of going to the gym for 30 minutes?

Anything you want, and when you get caught you say there was a study that said.......

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

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« Reply #1422 on: September 08, 2009, 09:52:41 AM »

Bearly wrote:

Anything you want, and when you get caught you say there was a study that said.......



Good One Bearly

 

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« Reply #1423 on: September 08, 2009, 12:57:22 PM »

Bearly wrote:

Anything you want, and when you get caught you say there was a study that said.......



Good One Bearly

 



 

I can just see it................... A woman finally has had enough of being "ogled" by her boss and files a harrassment charge. The Boss's defense? He's Health conscience!

 
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« Reply #1424 on: September 08, 2009, 01:01:02 PM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

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A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....
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« Reply #1425 on: September 08, 2009, 01:55:13 PM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

<snip>
A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....


 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1426 on: September 08, 2009, 02:18:35 PM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

<snip>
A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....

    I know....but CBB will put me on a time out if I say!!! 
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« Reply #1427 on: September 08, 2009, 05:30:11 PM »

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/strange/offbeat_dpgo_Girls_Stuck_Drain_Update_Facebook_Status_fc_20090907_2844040
Girls stuck in drain get
Facebook help
Luckily one of their friends saw the
post


Updated: Tuesday, 08 Sep 2009, 7:57 AM CDT
Published : Tuesday, 08 Sep 2009, 7:56 AM CDT

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Two girls got lost exploring a storm drain in the Australian city of Adelaide Sunday night, but instead of using their mobile phones to call for help, they updated their Facebook status with their situation. Luckily one of their friends saw the post and alerted authorities.
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« Reply #1428 on: September 08, 2009, 05:35:07 PM »

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/strange/offbeat_ap_london_queen_victorias_royal_bloomers_join_collection_200909081107_2846719
 
Now HERE'S some really, really big girl panties:

Queen's royal bloomers
join collection
Underwear has a 56-inch waist


Updated: Tuesday, 08 Sep 2009, 10:09 AM CDT
Published : Tuesday, 08 Sep 2009, 10:08 AM CDT

LONDON (AP) - A set of roomy bloomers that once belonged to Queen Victoria are back in royal drawers.

The underwear which has a 56-inch (142-centimeter) waist has been added to Britain's Royal Ceremonial Dress Collection at Kensington Palace. The undergarments have a matching chemise, are embroidered with a "VR" and are believed to date from the 1890s.

Queen Victoria had a 20-inch (51-centimeter) waist as a young woman. But curator Alexandra Kim said Tuesday that "over the years, particularly having given birth to nine children, that changed entirely."
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« Reply #1429 on: September 08, 2009, 10:03:15 PM »

I heard we had a new thread made by a poster named Pamela123!!   

I have been looking everwhere for it.   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

Some people, you just have to laugh.   
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« Reply #1430 on: September 08, 2009, 10:11:08 PM »

I heard we had a new thread made by a poster named Pamela123!!   

I have been looking everwhere for it.   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

Some people, you just have to laugh.   

Hey You!! 

You have to know the secret password to enter the XXX secret door.   
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« Reply #1431 on: September 08, 2009, 10:11:39 PM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 
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« Reply #1432 on: September 08, 2009, 10:15:14 PM »

Bud's Girl finally liked her "cross" so I made her Halloween avi. Leaving it here in hopes se finds it:


http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/crazybabyborgs/HALLOWEEN/buds-girl.gif

MT? You'll have to go read the Halloween thread.................

I almost gave your pet away.   
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« Reply #1433 on: September 08, 2009, 10:17:30 PM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 




Oh, Magic Eyes! Congratulations!!! That's a beautiful name, too! You'll have to post some pics for us! I'm sure you're excited and worn out all at the same time!
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« Reply #1434 on: September 08, 2009, 10:54:03 PM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 

Magic, that is fantastic news.  Congratualations!!   
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« Reply #1435 on: September 08, 2009, 10:55:33 PM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 

Magic, that is fantastic news.  Congratulations!!   

didn't mean to hit post with that big typo.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1436 on: September 09, 2009, 12:55:07 AM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 

Congratulations Magic Eyes. Am so very happy to hear  baby and mommy are doing well. Everyone gets a new baby to love and spoil. God Bless
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« Reply #1437 on: September 09, 2009, 12:56:49 AM »

Hi MyTime
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« Reply #1438 on: September 09, 2009, 01:00:49 AM »

Magic Eyes, congratulations on the new Granddaughter. Very pretty name.
Oh, it's raining babies in here. It's a high, isn't it ?   
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« Reply #1439 on: September 09, 2009, 08:01:25 AM »

Congratulations on the birth of your new granddaughter McKaylee Belle,  Magic Eyes 
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