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« Reply #1440 on: September 09, 2009, 10:41:06 AM »

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Anything you want, and when you get caught you say there was a study that said.......



Good One Bearly

 



 

I can just see it................... A woman finally has had enough of being "ogled" by her boss and files a harrassment charge. The Boss's defense? He's Health conscience!

 

 Monkey Devil!

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« Reply #1441 on: September 09, 2009, 10:42:24 AM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

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A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....

His mind.  You know, the organ he thinks with.

 

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« Reply #1442 on: September 09, 2009, 10:44:30 AM »

I heard we had a new thread made by a poster named Pamela123!!   

I have been looking everwhere for it.   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

Some people, you just have to laugh.   

 

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« Reply #1443 on: September 09, 2009, 10:45:18 AM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 

 

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« Reply #1444 on: September 09, 2009, 11:05:02 AM »

Hi mytime, I see you up there     Hope you're feelin' better today

Finally, we have rain here 

I just saw this way cute new emoticon:     I wonder if Klaas is trying to tell us something?   
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« Reply #1445 on: September 09, 2009, 11:07:45 AM »

 

Just so you all know.........

Klaas has run amuk!   

This is her latest:   

I took a quick glance at it, and thought for a minute it was a suicide emoticon!   

I thought the duck was a blow dryer!

 
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« Reply #1446 on: September 09, 2009, 11:16:51 AM »



Just so you all know.........

Klaas has run amuk!   

This is her latest:   

I took a quick glance at it, and thought for a minute it was a suicide emoticon!   

I thought the duck was a blow dryer!

 

 
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« Reply #1447 on: September 09, 2009, 12:38:26 PM »

I heard we had a new thread made by a poster named Pamela123!!   

I have been looking everwhere for it.   Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

Some people, you just have to laugh.   

Hey You!! 

You have to know the secret password to enter the XXX secret door.   

I saw that too, MyTime. 

Hey Cbb - what was in it? Links? Pic's? Movies?   How many posts did "pam" get by with?  Was it male, female or the gross kind? 

I have a curious mind - what can I say! LOL
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« Reply #1448 on: September 09, 2009, 12:40:32 PM »

Hello monkeys, finally some good news from me.  My new granddaughter was born Sunday night, she was a healthy 7lbs, 13 oz, 20 inches long.  Her name is McKaylee Belle, she is as pretty as her name.  I have been very busy both at the hospital and caring for my other two grandchildren.  The vbac we had hoped for didn't work out, her labor failed to progress and the baby was at risk, so she had an emergency C-section.  My daughter is still thankful that she was given the opportunity to try for a natural birth after 2 previous c-sections and was glad that this time the baby was born on her natural birth date.  She is planning on going home tomorrow, she is getting one more night of rest at the hospital.  It is amazing that they were even giving her the option of going home today.  I am glad she gets one more night of rest and a watchful eye at the hospital.  Been a long couple of days......I am gonna take a much needed rest.

Hugs, Magic 

   Congrats!!!!!!!!!! 
Now the waiting is over -------------------> on to diapers!  ENJOY! 
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« Reply #1449 on: September 09, 2009, 12:43:39 PM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

<snip>
A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....

His mind.  You know, the organ he thinks with.

 



You see, that is the problem with exercise.  Up, down, Up, down - women get bored.  Men must not.
  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1450 on: September 09, 2009, 04:28:59 PM »

As I was scrolling through today's news I found this:

http://www.myfoxaustin.com/dpp/news/dpgo_Study_Men_Focus_on_Womens_Breasts_mb_09062009_3357596
Study: Men Focus on
Women's Breasts


Updated: Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:42 AM CDT
Published : Sunday, 06 Sep 2009, 11:29 AM CDT

<snip>
A 2007  German study published in the New England Journal of Medicine stated that staring at women's breasts improved men's health. The study claimed that staring at breasts for 10 minutes a day was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
   

Unless his wife catches him, then it decreases his life by twenty!

 



I want to know exactly what "part" of a man's body is "exercised" 30 minutes a day while looking at bewbs....

His mind.  You know, the organ he thinks with.

 



You see, that is the problem with exercise.  Up, down, Up, down - women get bored.  Men must not.
  Monkey Devil!



So funny and true!!!

   
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« Reply #1451 on: September 09, 2009, 04:29:27 PM »

Can someone tell me what a RSS Feed is?
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« Reply #1452 on: September 09, 2009, 05:27:09 PM »

Can someone tell me what a RSS Feed is?

  Nevermind, I figured it out!
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« Reply #1453 on: September 09, 2009, 05:28:06 PM »

Can someone tell me what a RSS Feed is?

Me too please! 
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« Reply #1454 on: September 09, 2009, 06:27:57 PM »

Can someone tell me what a RSS Feed is?

Me too please! 

What is RSS?
RSS (Rich Site Summary) is a format for delivering regularly changing web content. Many news-related sites, weblogs and other online publishers syndicate their content as an RSS Feed to whoever wants it.

Why RSS? Benefits and Reasons for using RSS
RSS solves a problem for people who regularly use the web. It allows you to easily stay informed by retrieving the latest content from the sites you are interested in. You save time by not needing to visit each site individually. You ensure your privacy, by not needing to join each site's email newsletter. The number of sites offering RSS feeds is growing rapidly and includes big names like Yahoo News.
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« Reply #1455 on: September 09, 2009, 07:53:02 PM »

Can someone tell me what a RSS Feed is?

Me too please! 

What is RSS?
RSS (Rich Site Summary) is a format for delivering regularly changing web content. Many news-related sites, weblogs and other online publishers syndicate their content as an RSS Feed to whoever wants it.

Why RSS? Benefits and Reasons for using RSS
RSS solves a problem for people who regularly use the web. It allows you to easily stay informed by retrieving the latest content from the sites you are interested in. You save time by not needing to visit each site individually. You ensure your privacy, by not needing to join each site's email newsletter. The number of sites offering RSS feeds is growing rapidly and includes big names like Yahoo News.

ahhhhhhhh!!     Thank you Miss Jackie!   
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« Reply #1456 on: September 09, 2009, 09:38:47 PM »


Post counts have been stuck for at least a week, do we need a plumber ?


                    
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« Reply #1457 on: September 09, 2009, 09:47:56 PM »


Post counts have been stuck for at least a week, do we need a plumber ?


                    

They have?    OK, testing 1,2,3..........
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« Reply #1458 on: September 09, 2009, 09:48:46 PM »

18897 for the post I just made.........................
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« Reply #1459 on: September 09, 2009, 09:51:04 PM »

Mine went up by one, Bud's Girl.   

OK............... I'm going to have to call a meeting so that we're ALL here at one time! If you're around at 11:00 tonight (Eastern), drop in and I'll meet you here!!!   
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