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« Reply #1520 on: September 09, 2009, 11:57:00 PM »

MM? I love the old videos. It's really hard for me to watch though and I haven't converted the VHS ones. I need to do that. I have some of Daddy's dictation to his secretary and hearing his voice always brings tears. Geez............ I'm such a wimp!   

Not a wimp! 


  ... same kind of thing with me, I have cassette tapes of my dad giving Bible studies that I listen to once in a rare while but it's really hard.  Won't even try to watch any video of him preaching.  He was one of the ones who talked the talk & walked the walk every day I knew him, till he passed at 80.  He was quite the man.

 
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« Reply #1521 on: September 09, 2009, 11:58:07 PM »

Last night we went to my daughter's promotion ceremony. She is now a Corporal.   

Why oh why is she rebelling so badly? 

She had to stand at attention and she made eye contact with me and PT and we started making faces at her and she couldn't help but laugh.  We are such bad parents.  Monkey Devil!

I think she is Marilyn of the Munsters.   



 
You are too funny.  Give the girl a chance.  I should talk I always crack up at serious occasions.   

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   
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« Reply #1522 on: September 09, 2009, 11:58:27 PM »

Last night we went to my daughter's promotion ceremony. She is now a Corporal.   

Why oh why is she rebelling so badly? 

She had to stand at attention and she made eye contact with me and PT and we started making faces at her and she couldn't help but laugh.  We are such bad parents.  Monkey Devil!

I think she is Marilyn of the Munsters.   



 
You are too funny.  Give the girl a chance.  I should talk I always crack up at serious occasions.   

She will be marching downs the halls and for those of you how "know" my son....well lets just say..."Burning down the House" comes to mind!   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1523 on: September 10, 2009, 12:00:49 AM »

Last night we went to my daughter's promotion ceremony. She is now a Corporal.   

Why oh why is she rebelling so badly? 

She had to stand at attention and she made eye contact with me and PT and we started making faces at her and she couldn't help but laugh.  We are such bad parents.  Monkey Devil!

I think she is Marilyn of the Munsters.   



That would make you "Lily".

Just sayin, MT.

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

and PT would be Herman!!   
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« Reply #1524 on: September 10, 2009, 12:02:39 AM »

Last night we went to my daughter's promotion ceremony. She is now a Corporal.   

Why oh why is she rebelling so badly? 

She had to stand at attention and she made eye contact with me and PT and we started making faces at her and she couldn't help but laugh.  We are such bad parents.  Monkey Devil!

I think she is Marilyn of the Munsters.   



 
You are too funny.  Give the girl a chance.  I should talk I always crack up at serious occasions.   

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

Been there and done that too.  You just can't keep a good laugh down.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1525 on: September 10, 2009, 12:03:02 AM »

MM? I love the old videos. It's really hard for me to watch though and I haven't converted the VHS ones. I need to do that. I have some of Daddy's dictation to his secretary and hearing his voice always brings tears. Geez............ I'm such a wimp!   

Not a wimp! 


  ... same kind of thing with me, I have cassette tapes of my dad giving Bible studies that I listen to once in a rare while but it's really hard.  Won't even try to watch any video of him preaching.  He was one of the ones who talked the talk & walked the walk every day I knew him, till he passed at 80.  He was quite the man.

 

He sounds like a very special Daddy and one that is perfect for a little girl! Daddy's are the first man a daughter loves and they teach us a lot!
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« Reply #1526 on: September 10, 2009, 12:04:15 AM »

Last night we went to my daughter's promotion ceremony. She is now a Corporal.   

Why oh why is she rebelling so badly? 

She had to stand at attention and she made eye contact with me and PT and we started making faces at her and she couldn't help but laugh.  We are such bad parents.  Monkey Devil!

I think she is Marilyn of the Munsters.   



That would make you "Lily".

Just sayin, MT.

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

and PT would be Herman!!   

And "son" would be Little Eddie!   
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« Reply #1527 on: September 10, 2009, 12:04:35 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 

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« Reply #1528 on: September 10, 2009, 12:06:19 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 



 
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« Reply #1529 on: September 10, 2009, 12:06:22 AM »

MM? I love the old videos. It's really hard for me to watch though and I haven't converted the VHS ones. I need to do that. I have some of Daddy's dictation to his secretary and hearing his voice always brings tears. Geez............ I'm such a wimp!   

Not a wimp! 


  ... same kind of thing with me, I have cassette tapes of my dad giving Bible studies that I listen to once in a rare while but it's really hard.  Won't even try to watch any video of him preaching.  He was one of the ones who talked the talk & walked the walk every day I knew him, till he passed at 80.  He was quite the man.

 

He sounds like a very special Daddy and one that is perfect for a little girl! Daddy's are the first man a daughter loves and they teach us a lot!

That is so nice...but I never could relate.  I didn't share two words with my father in the ten years of life he lived with us. 
Luckily my Mothers last husband turned out to be the Dad I never had.   
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« Reply #1530 on: September 10, 2009, 12:07:47 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 



 

Mytime please don't fart at the Daughter's next ceremony.   
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« Reply #1531 on: September 10, 2009, 12:08:11 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 


 

    And when you try to ignore it & hold in a laugh & your body is shaking silently... and of a sudden you have to take in a breath, you SNORT !!       


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« Reply #1532 on: September 10, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 


 

    And when you try to ignore it & hold in a laugh & your body is shaking silently... and of a sudden you have to take in a breath, you SNORT !!       



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« Reply #1533 on: September 10, 2009, 12:11:09 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 


 

    And when you try to ignore it & hold in a laugh & your body is shaking silently... and of a sudden you have to take in a breath, you SNORT !!       




    Been there!  My roommates in college refused to go to chruch with me.  At the time, we all went to a Catholic mass - talk about laughing!!   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1534 on: September 10, 2009, 12:12:35 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 



This one comes to mind:

Visiting a "country" church while staying with friends, right? It was Mother's Day. At one point they bring out 2 big boxes of corsages and start handing them out to "Moms". The preacher makes an announcement at that time:

"This year............... we aren't giving flowers to the just the youngest Mother........
This year............ we aren't just giving flowers to just the oldest Mother..........
This year.......... we're giving flowers to every single Mother..............."

It took a minute for the giggle to start bubbling up, so I coughed. Then it hit my friend who looked at me wide eyed as it bubbled in her. She coughed ad farted at the same time. 10 minutes and we were dripping tears and shaking and burying our faces in the hymnal...............

Oh, it was BAD!!!

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« Reply #1535 on: September 10, 2009, 12:13:36 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 



This one comes to mind:

Visiting a "country" church while staying with friends, right? It was Mother's Day. At one point they bring out 2 big boxes of corsages and start handing them out to "Moms". The preacher makes an announcement at that time:

"This year............... we aren't giving flowers to the just the youngest Mother........
This year............ we aren't just giving flowers to just the oldest Mother..........
This year.......... we're giving flowers to every single Mother..............."

It took a minute for the giggle to start bubbling up, so I coughed. Then it hit my friend who looked at me wide eyed as it bubbled in her. She coughed ad farted at the same time. 10 minutes and we were dripping tears and shaking and burying our faces in the hymnal...............

Oh, it was BAD!!!

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« Reply #1536 on: September 10, 2009, 12:14:03 AM »

I took my son to the doctor once for whatever he had.  The doc had a funny accent.  I started laughing and than my son
started laughing.  We couldn't stop.  Talk about embarassing.   
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« Reply #1537 on: September 10, 2009, 12:15:07 AM »


oh sorry, I was laughing so hard at CBB's mother post, I tripped on the post button again...

 
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« Reply #1538 on: September 10, 2009, 12:16:07 AM »

CHURCH!!! Oh, I've almost given myself a hernia in CHURCH trying to hold it in! The more I try, the funnier it gets too!   

oh my gosh, I was in church so many years of my life - so often some kid farts when someone is seriously praying, and I'm sorry but farting is just funny .... all kinds of funny stuff happens in church !!   
 



This one comes to mind:

Visiting a "country" church while staying with friends, right? It was Mother's Day. At one point they bring out 2 big boxes of corsages and start handing them out to "Moms". The preacher makes an announcement at that time:

"This year............... we aren't giving flowers to the just the youngest Mother........
This year............ we aren't just giving flowers to just the oldest Mother..........
This year.......... we're giving flowers to every single Mother..............."

It took a minute for the giggle to start bubbling up, so I coughed. Then it hit my friend who looked at me wide eyed as it bubbled in her. She coughed ad farted at the same time. 10 minutes and we were dripping tears and shaking and burying our faces in the hymnal...............

Oh, it was BAD!!!



Hilarious!!! 

No wonder we all turned into monkeys in our later years.   
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« Reply #1539 on: September 10, 2009, 12:16:25 AM »

MM? I love the old videos. It's really hard for me to watch though and I haven't converted the VHS ones. I need to do that. I have some of Daddy's dictation to his secretary and hearing his voice always brings tears. Geez............ I'm such a wimp!   

Not a wimp! 


  ... same kind of thing with me, I have cassette tapes of my dad giving Bible studies that I listen to once in a rare while but it's really hard.  Won't even try to watch any video of him preaching.  He was one of the ones who talked the talk & walked the walk every day I knew him, till he passed at 80.  He was quite the man.

 

He sounds like a very special Daddy and one that is perfect for a little girl! Daddy's are the first man a daughter loves and they teach us a lot!

That is so nice...but I never could relate.  I didn't share two words with my father in the ten years of life he lived with us. 
Luckily my Mothers last husband turned out to be the Dad I never had.   

Oh, MM! I'm so sorry, and I can't imagine living with a parent that I couldn't communicate with! I'm glad you finally had someone who understood what a Daddy is! It was HIS loss, MM!
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