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Author Topic: MONKEY MUSINGS DAILY OPEN DISCUSSION #50 8/23/09 - 9/14/09  (Read 366196 times)
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1900 on: September 14, 2009, 02:14:51 AM »

MM - I just realized there is a crow on your head.

Good catch.  Don't know when he arrived myself.   

BUMP for CBB  Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!

MM missed the crow??   

Well, MM? You have a crow on your head! Ask MT what she feeds her bird and you should be fine!   
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« Reply #1901 on: September 14, 2009, 02:15:49 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

 

Only if she touches her toes...............   
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« Reply #1902 on: September 14, 2009, 02:16:32 AM »

I took ambien - you could soon lose me.  So, I will go ahead and say GoodNight just in case.
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« Reply #1903 on: September 14, 2009, 02:17:29 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

 

Only if she touches her toes...............   

Hope she likes nanners Monkey Devil!
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1904 on: September 14, 2009, 02:17:38 AM »

I think MM and MT have so much in common..............
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« Reply #1905 on: September 14, 2009, 02:19:28 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1906 on: September 14, 2009, 02:20:33 AM »

Awwwwww, Jackie! Don't leave! Here this should cheer you up............... you're not really having a bad day! THIS is a bad day:


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.   

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1907 on: September 14, 2009, 02:21:47 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    

 

The banana will de-flower the Nana........................ just sayin!
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« Reply #1908 on: September 14, 2009, 02:21:49 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    

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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1909 on: September 14, 2009, 02:22:47 AM »

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.   

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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« Reply #1910 on: September 14, 2009, 02:23:08 AM »

Awwwwww, Jackie! Don't leave! Here this should cheer you up............... you're not really having a bad day! THIS is a bad day:


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.   

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.


Ugh, now I'm a sad monkey.
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« Reply #1911 on: September 14, 2009, 02:23:32 AM »

I think MM and MT have so much in common..............

I never understood the crow joke.   Is there a double en tangier involved?   
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« Reply #1912 on: September 14, 2009, 02:23:56 AM »

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.   

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.




 
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1913 on: September 14, 2009, 02:23:57 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1914 on: September 14, 2009, 02:25:41 AM »

I think MM and MT have so much in common..............

I never understood the crow joke.   Is there a double en tangier involved?   

MT needed her tiara removed, so she had he pet bird do it! It looked like something out of "The Birds" so it sort of grew from there.   
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« Reply #1915 on: September 14, 2009, 02:25:50 AM »

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.   

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


These are so inspiring CBB...I think.   
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« Reply #1916 on: September 14, 2009, 02:26:31 AM »



OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!

  Can you work him into an avatar?

Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes

You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)

I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!


But...she was lonely.
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1917 on: September 14, 2009, 02:27:14 AM »

Are ya OK now? -- No?   

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany .  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.   

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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« Reply #1918 on: September 14, 2009, 02:27:50 AM »

What happened to MT?
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crazybabyborg
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« Reply #1919 on: September 14, 2009, 02:28:57 AM »


 

OMG!!! She's at it again!!!! 

No, HE'S at it again!!!
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  Can you work him into an avatar?
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Only if I put him behind a WALL!   Rolling Eyes
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You could put him behind MM (Not that she's a wall or anything close to a wall.)
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I am now a Nana without a banana.   Not a wall flower.    
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NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO!!!!

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But...she was lonely.
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Then she needs an APPLE or a kumquat! 

 

WHAT am I saying?!   

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