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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2009, 08:54:44 PM »

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I love that song. I love George Strait and I love Fort Worth much more than I do Dallas.

I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
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« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2009, 08:58:06 PM »

Here is a picture of the horses I see every day.  Monkey Devil!

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« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2009, 09:00:31 PM »

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I love that song. I love George Strait and I love Fort Worth much more than I do Dallas.

I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
  Its our secret. The only thing I can say about my ex cowboy is I got Josef and he didn't.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2009, 09:01:02 PM »


I think that cow's bra size is a double, double, double, double D!! 
Stupid question here... DO GIRLCOWS HAVE HORNS? TIA JSM 
EDITED because the first question was REALLY a stupid question.   Monkey Devil!

Yes, some girl cows have horns.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question2076.html
Thanks Fanny, I tried calling my brother to ask, but he didn't answer the phone. Glad he didn't he would think I was crazy.

I think I need more magic cough medicine. Bottle is getting empty though. Good think I can get a refill in the morning. It is the only thing that keeps me from coughing. I tried otc and it gives me a headache. 

it will raise your blood-pressure as well....while babycrazy was with granny and pawpaw this summer i caught???   but i couldn't breath and lost my voice for a week and a half....i went to the little ready dr. inside of he77-mart and before then i had taken some otc stuff...well the office tech took my bp and it was like 150/100...normally 115/ 80.....Always!   so i freaked out a bit and said, jeeze, thats kinda high.  she asked if i had taken anything and i told her ya and gave her the name....she said that most otc stuff will drive up your blood pressure up...i never knew?
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« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2009, 09:04:21 PM »

Here is a picture of the horses I see every day.  Monkey Devil!



I always loved to get to go to Scheplers! Those bronze horses reminded me of that. 
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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2009, 09:07:04 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2pVJnmejqBE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/2pVJnmejqBE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
I love that song. I love George Strait and I love Fort Worth much more than I do Dallas.

I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
  Its our secret. The only thing I can say about my ex cowboy is I got Josef and he didn't.  Monkey Devil!

Hopefully, Josef would bite him if he could. 
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it will raise your blood-pressure as well....while babycrazy was with granny and pawpaw this summer i caught???   but i couldn't breath and lost my voice for a week and a half....i went to the little ready dr. inside of he77-mart and before then i had taken some otc stuff...well the office tech took my bp and it was like 150/100...normally 115/ 80.....Always!   so i freaked out a bit and said, jeeze, thats kinda high.  she asked if i had taken anything and i told her ya and gave her the name....she said that most otc stuff will drive up your blood pressure up...i never knew?

That stuff JSM is taking probably raises your blood pressure too, but with it, you don't care so much. 
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« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2009, 09:26:56 PM »


I think that cow's bra size is a double, double, double, double D!! 
Stupid question here... DO GIRLCOWS HAVE HORNS? TIA JSM 
EDITED because the first question was REALLY a stupid question.   Monkey Devil!

Yes, some girl cows have horns.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question2076.html
Thanks Fanny, I tried calling my brother to ask, but he didn't answer the phone. Glad he didn't he would think I was crazy.

I think I need more magic cough medicine. Bottle is getting empty though. Good think I can get a refill in the morning. It is the only thing that keeps me from coughing. I tried otc and it gives me a headache. 

it will raise your blood-pressure as well....while babycrazy was with granny and pawpaw this summer i caught???   but i couldn't breath and lost my voice for a week and a half....i went to the little ready dr. inside of he77-mart and before then i had taken some otc stuff...well the office tech took my bp and it was like 150/100...normally 115/ 80.....Always!   so i freaked out a bit and said, jeeze, thats kinda high.  she asked if i had taken anything and i told her ya and gave her the name....she said that most otc stuff will drive up your blood pressure up...i never knew?
Yeah Mama it will make your bp go up and keep you awake at night. Also if you are sick and at the doctor, you bp can go up because of nerves.

Mine usually is about 108/70, but it was way high when I went this last time. They are amazed that my bp is so low even though I smoke. I credit ML for my low blood pressure.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2009, 09:28:54 PM »

Here is a picture of the horses I see every day.  Monkey Devil!



I always loved to get to go to Scheplers! Those bronze horses reminded me of that. 
I love the smell of it. Nothing better smelling than leather saddles and boots. 
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« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2009, 09:33:27 PM »

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I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
  Its our secret. The only thing I can say about my ex cowboy is I got Josef and he didn't.  Monkey Devil!

Hopefully, Josef would bite him if he could. 
Unfortunately if he showed up, Josef would side up to him. I am glad to be rid of him really. He tore my heart in a zillion pieces, put them back together and tore them up again. He got rich and kicked me to the curb, got him a young thing and I only wish happiness to them. 

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« Reply #30 on: September 07, 2009, 09:36:51 PM »

Here is a picture of the horses I see every day.  Monkey Devil!



I always loved to get to go to Scheplers! Those bronze horses reminded me of that. 
I love the smell of it. Nothing better smelling than leather saddles and boots. 

You took the words right out of my mouth. That is what I was thinking. The smell of leather. 
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« Reply #31 on: September 07, 2009, 09:38:23 PM »

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I love that song. I love George Strait and I love Fort Worth much more than I do Dallas.

I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
  Its our secret. The only thing I can say about my ex cowboy is I got Josef and he didn't.  Monkey Devil!

Hopefully, Josef would bite him if he could. 
Unfortunately if he showed up, Josef would side up to him. I am glad to be rid of him really. He tore my heart in a zillion pieces, put them back together and tore them up again. He got rich and kicked me to the curb, got him a young thing and I only wish happiness to them. 



Well, you can wish happiness to them. I wish that a big bull with horns chases them across a pasture........and you get my drift. 
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« Reply #32 on: September 07, 2009, 09:43:21 PM »

Oh and one more thing about the ex cowboy.... I can skate, when he said I would never be able to. And I will skate again to the same music in the next competition. If I do well enough then, I plan on saving my money up to go to ISI Nationals and skating there as well. 

 He made JSM  but now I am over it, just wanting to prove something to myself, not to him. 

Hope that all makes sense since I just took the last of my cough medicine.

Luv ya monkeys. Sleep well and prayers to all. JSM  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #33 on: September 07, 2009, 09:47:45 PM »

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I love that song. I love George Strait and I love Fort Worth much more than I do Dallas.

I love me some Cowboys too. I have some GOOD memories in Fort Worth. But don't tell anybody......
  Its our secret. The only thing I can say about my ex cowboy is I got Josef and he didn't.  Monkey Devil!

Hopefully, Josef would bite him if he could. 
Unfortunately if he showed up, Josef would side up to him. I am glad to be rid of him really. He tore my heart in a zillion pieces, put them back together and tore them up again. He got rich and kicked me to the curb, got him a young thing and I only wish happiness to them. 



Well, you can wish happiness to them. I wish that a big bull with horns chases them across a pasture........and you get my drift. 
He's not a cowboy anymore, he is a business man.   

He was a nice guy when he was a cowboy, when he got all bigshot is when he kicked me to the curb. Oh well, I got the better end of the deal. I got Josef and that is all that matters.  Going to bed now, gotta go to work in the am. Sleep well. Hugs to the kitties. If you need anymore, Joe has found a few at my apartments along with a baby opposum that he almost got last night. 
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« Reply #34 on: September 07, 2009, 09:58:03 PM »

Good Night JSM & JOSEF. Try not to over do tomorrow.  an angelic monkey

That is all the better he is a businessman. It makes my bull vision better. I can see him in his business suit and her in her high heels running across the pasture. 

I am heading to bed myself. See you tomorrow! 
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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2009, 10:20:37 PM »

sweet dreams sweet ladies an angelic monkey
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« Reply #36 on: September 07, 2009, 10:21:42 PM »

Unfortunately if he showed up, Josef would side up to him. I am glad to be rid of him really. He tore my heart in a zillion pieces, put them back together and tore them up again. He got rich and kicked me to the curb, got him a young thing and I only wish happiness to them


Shoot, I"d be wishin' he'd get french-horned!!!!!
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« Reply #37 on: September 07, 2009, 11:20:09 PM »

Unfortunately if he showed up, Josef would side up to him. I am glad to be rid of him really. He tore my heart in a zillion pieces, put them back together and tore them up again. He got rich and kicked me to the curb, got him a young thing and I only wish happiness to them


Shoot, I"d be wishin' he'd get french-horned!!!!!

Oh that would be nasty!  Notice how there was no tuba'd sign?  That must be because people who get tuba'd aren't around after to tell anyone to make a sign. I wish he would have gotten tuba'd!
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« Reply #38 on: September 07, 2009, 11:23:53 PM »

wonder if this is what happens when you get tromboned?

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« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2009, 11:26:55 PM »

This is one recreation area that must be pretty mellow. 
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