JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[joesamas mama]

A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids.

   

[Northern Rose]

I have gotten caught up on my email, and this thread.  Going to do a drive by the other threads and then go do some yard  work. 

[Missiontoconvict]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

Maybe Trimm can pick us up in her fancy ride.

[Missiontoconvict]

Took me a while to find the actual recipe in my box as I  have been making these for so long I wing it.

Salmon Patties

When you have left over salmon (a nice piece at that when crumbled is about 1/2 cup of meat)

1 box (the regular size 120g) stove top stuffing mix for chicken
3/4 cup water
1/4 cup mayo or miracle whip ( I like mayo better but that is my taste)
2 Tbsp lemon juice
1 cup shredded cheese ( cheddar, mozza, anything you have or a combo of cheeses)
1 carrot grated through the course teeth of a grater (about 1/4 to 1/2 cup)
Kellogg's cornflake crumbs


Mix everything except the cornflake crumbs in a bowl.  Shape into eight patties, using about 1/2 cup of the  mixture for each patty.  On a shallow plate ( I use a pie plate, put about 1 cup cornflake crumbs.  Coat each patty in the crumbs so they are totally covered.  Add more crumbs in your plate if needed.  Cover and refrigerate at least 20 min.

In a  large  skillet put 2 TBSP butter and 2 TBSP olive oil  on medium heat. Add patties to skillet in batches frying for about 6  6 min. or until golden brown on both sides, turning carefully after 3 min.  You may need to add more butter and oil as you fry them as the bread crumbs will absorb some. 

If you want to do this with tuna use 2 cans tuna, the stuffing, water and mayo/miracle whip in the same amounts as above and add 2 TBSP sweet relish, 1 cup cheese and chopped green onions. then follow recipe from let sit in fridge for 20 min.

Thank you for posting this Northern Rose - I dont have a good recipe for Salmon patties and we love salmon at our house.  I am going to make this this week. 

This recipe doubles nicely and the patties freeze really well.  I take one out of the freezer, nuke it, put it on a  bun with my tartar sauce I make and have my version of fillet of fish.

Try this if you want some good tartar sauce.

1 cup mayo
1 TBSP sweet relish
1 TBSP finely chopped onion
2 TBSP lemon juice
salt and pepper to taste.

Mix everything and put in airtight container in fridge.  Wait at least 1 hour so the flavours meld before you use it.  It keeps for about 1 week in the fridge.

I love tartar sauce!  None of the store bought ever tastes any good either - this sounds delish and so easy - thank you so much Northern Rose. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm going to walk Zoe. What started as an innocent Go Dusting experience on a shelf in the bathroom ended with fake moss from a plant all over  I wasn't paying attention and when I finally did the Go Duster had spun around moss all over, even had it tied up in the duster 

It should come with a warning!!! 

I'm so spaced out from working so hard, that I'm not paying attention to anything I'm doing, just trying to get crap done.

[no rose colored glasses]

My thoughts are with you Tevye 

[Missiontoconvict]

I'm going to walk Zoe. What started as an innocent Go Dusting experience on a shelf in the bathroom ended with fake moss from a plant all over  I wasn't paying attention and when I finally did the Go Duster had spun around moss all over, even had it tied up in the duster 

It should come with a warning!!! 

I'm so spaced out from working so hard, that I'm not paying attention to anything I'm doing, just trying to get crap done.

Earth to No Rose please come back 

[Fanny Mae]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

[Fanny Mae]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

LOL! 

Where's my broom??!!! 

[Fanny Mae]

TEVYE 

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm going to walk Zoe. What started as an innocent Go Dusting experience on a shelf in the bathroom ended with fake moss from a plant all over  I wasn't paying attention and when I finally did the Go Duster had spun around moss all over, even had it tied up in the duster 

It should come with a warning!!! 

I'm so spaced out from working so hard, that I'm not paying attention to anything I'm doing, just trying to get crap done.

Earth to No Rose please come back 

I've put the Go Duster away for the day, now I'm dealing with family issues  sure wish the fun would stop 

[trimmonthelake]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

Maybe Trimm can pick us up in her fancy ride.

Buckle up.    

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm just thrilled to see Valium Kitty     

[trimmonthelake]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

For some reason I always pictured your tea as being opium based. 

Well, you could go ask Alice...... 

Gotta skoot, another Dr. visit coming up. I'm tired of this already!

 

[trimmonthelake]

I'm just thrilled to see Valium Kitty     

   Good.Have 1 or 3.   

[joesamas mama]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

[joesamas mama]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

Maybe Trimm can pick us up in her fancy ride.

Buckle up.    

Valium Kitty!!!!

[trimmonthelake]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

Some of the worst fights I ever got into were whiskey related.I stick with beer.   

[trimmonthelake]

Speaking of drinking.

http://www.wesh.com/news/20927354/detail.html
Police: Ocala Man Road Motorcyle Drunk, Naked
Dante Krauss Arrested On Tuesday

POSTED: 2:44 pm EDT September 15, 2009
UPDATED: 3:12 pm EDT September 15, 2009
OCALA, Fla. -- A man with a history of drunken driving convictions was arrested on Tuesday morning, accused of being drunk while riding his motorcycle naked.

According to a Marion County sheriff's office report, Dante Krauss was spotted by Capt. Moshoji Rolls driving down Interstate 75 with no clothing on. Rolls told Deputy Christine Post that he followed the motorcyclist and stopped him on State Road 40 in Ocala.

According to the report, Krauss told Post that he did not know where he was coming from, but remembered going to Hooters earlier in the evening. When asked, Krauss said he had something to drink that evening.

Krauss could not explain his lack of clothing, police said.

Krauss was given a shirt from a nearby hotel and wrapped a shawl around his waist, the report said.

He failed a field sobriety test, the report said. During a breathalyzer test, he blew a .178 and a .162, the report said. The state's legal limit is .08.

Krauss has had four drunken driving convictions. His license was revoked for 10 years in 1991.

[no rose colored glasses]

Some of my worst times were Tequilla related