JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[Missiontoconvict]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

Maybe Trimm can pick us up in her fancy ride.

Buckle up.    

Thanks Trimm - hop in No Rose we are going to Fanny's for a party and you can forget about things for a while 

[joesamas mama]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

Some of the worst fights I ever got into were whiskey related.I stick with beer.   

  Me too Trimm.

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of drinking.

http://www.wesh.com/news/20927354/detail.html
Police: Ocala Man Road Motorcyle Drunk, Naked
Dante Krauss Arrested On Tuesday

POSTED: 2:44 pm EDT September 15, 2009
UPDATED: 3:12 pm EDT September 15, 2009
OCALA, Fla. -- A man with a history of drunken driving convictions was arrested on Tuesday morning, accused of being drunk while riding his motorcycle naked.

According to a Marion County sheriff's office report, Dante Krauss was spotted by Capt. Moshoji Rolls driving down Interstate 75 with no clothing on. Rolls told Deputy Christine Post that he followed the motorcyclist and stopped him on State Road 40 in Ocala.

According to the report, Krauss told Post that he did not know where he was coming from, but remembered going to Hooters earlier in the evening. When asked, Krauss said he had something to drink that evening.

Krauss could not explain his lack of clothing, police said.

Krauss was given a shirt from a nearby hotel and wrapped a shawl around his waist, the report said.

He failed a field sobriety test, the report said. During a breathalyzer test, he blew a .178 and a .162, the report said. The state's legal limit is .08.

Krauss has had four drunken driving convictions. His license was revoked for 10 years in 1991.

Does CC know this guy, since they share the same office at Hooters? 

[CasuallyCool]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

Some of the worst fights I ever got into were whiskey related.I stick with beer.   

Whiskey makes Condi do naughty things
— George Bush

[Fanny Mae]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

Some of the worst fights I ever got into were whiskey related.I stick with beer.   

FIREWATER!!!! 

[Missiontoconvict]

Speaking of drinking.

http://www.wesh.com/news/20927354/detail.html
Police: Ocala Man Road Motorcyle Drunk, Naked
Dante Krauss Arrested On Tuesday

POSTED: 2:44 pm EDT September 15, 2009
UPDATED: 3:12 pm EDT September 15, 2009
OCALA, Fla. -- A man with a history of drunken driving convictions was arrested on Tuesday morning, accused of being drunk while riding his motorcycle naked.

According to a Marion County sheriff's office report, Dante Krauss was spotted by Capt. Moshoji Rolls driving down Interstate 75 with no clothing on. Rolls told Deputy Christine Post that he followed the motorcyclist and stopped him on State Road 40 in Ocala.

According to the report, Krauss told Post that he did not know where he was coming from, but remembered going to Hooters earlier in the evening. When asked, Krauss said he had something to drink that evening.

Krauss could not explain his lack of clothing, police said.

Krauss was given a shirt from a nearby hotel and wrapped a shawl around his waist, the report said.

He failed a field sobriety test, the report said. During a breathalyzer test, he blew a .178 and a .162, the report said. The state's legal limit is .08.

Krauss has had four drunken driving convictions. His license was revoked for 10 years in 1991.

Does CC know this guy, since they share the same office at Hooters? 

 

[Fanny Mae]

I say we all go to Fanny's for chili and cornbread!

Maybe Trimm can pick us up in her fancy ride.

Buckle up.    

Thanks Trimm - hop in No Rose we are going to Fanny's for a party and you can forget about things for a while 

I'm waiting!! I'll leave the door open, just come on in. 

[CasuallyCool]

Speaking of drinking.

http://www.wesh.com/news/20927354/detail.html
Police: Ocala Man Road Motorcyle Drunk, Naked
Dante Krauss Arrested On Tuesday

POSTED: 2:44 pm EDT September 15, 2009
UPDATED: 3:12 pm EDT September 15, 2009
OCALA, Fla. -- A man with a history of drunken driving convictions was arrested on Tuesday morning, accused of being drunk while riding his motorcycle naked.

According to a Marion County sheriff's office report, Dante Krauss was spotted by Capt. Moshoji Rolls driving down Interstate 75 with no clothing on. Rolls told Deputy Christine Post that he followed the motorcyclist and stopped him on State Road 40 in Ocala.

According to the report, Krauss told Post that he did not know where he was coming from, but remembered going to Hooters earlier in the evening. When asked, Krauss said he had something to drink that evening.

Krauss could not explain his lack of clothing, police said.

Krauss was given a shirt from a nearby hotel and wrapped a shawl around his waist, the report said.

He failed a field sobriety test, the report said. During a breathalyzer test, he blew a .178 and a .162, the report said. The state's legal limit is .08.

Krauss has had four drunken driving convictions. His license was revoked for 10 years in 1991.

Does CC know this guy, since they share the same office at Hooters? 

Yep, I know him.  I had to ban him for using the following pick-up lines on the Hotter office gals:


"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

[trimmonthelake]

Break time
(BELA SZANDELSZKY, ASSOCIATED PRESS / September 13, 2009)
Leon, a Californian sea lion (Zalophus californianus) rests on a ball after his daily performance in the Zoo of Nyiregyhaza, eastern Hungary, Sunday, Sept. 13, 2009.

[trimmonthelake]

House Debates Measure to Discipline Wilson for Outburst: Watch Live
http://interactive.foxnews.com/livestream/live.html?chanId=2&openAIR=true

[Fanny Mae]

CC!!! Now you made ME snort sweet tea through my nose.   

[trimmonthelake]

Are they gonna call Pelosi up on the carpet for calling the CIA a liar?    He!! no

[trimmonthelake]

CC!!! Now you made ME snort sweet tea through my nose.   

 

[trimmonthelake]

Fanny,Glenn Beck is supposed to have a new installment about ACORN today. 

[Fanny Mae]

I get an e-mail everyday from Glen Beck about his show. Today's should be good. They have one of those ACORN idiots on video, bragging about the politicians, and naming names, she talks to on a daily basis. Also, she says at one time SHE was a prostitute. 

[joesamas mama]

JSM,before hubby left for his Dr.appt. he said you need a shot of whiskey.He doesn't think he has time to bring today.      

Tell hubby thanks, I have whiskey, but there is no way I could drink it. I can't stand the smell of it. I inherited from my nephew's grandmother.

Hold your nose and swig. That's what I do. My mama had a tried and true cough medicine with honey, lemon and whiskey. After enough of it, you don't care if you cough or not. 

Hey, that's my recipe! It's served in a Magic Tea Pot....and the last person who had it was Boo. Where is Boo, anyway?

My mama would make it and put it in a quart mason jar. When she needed it, she'd take the lid off, and take a big swig. She was never a drinker, but she would drink this when she was sick.

  I would try it if I had some lemon and honey, but whiskey makes me sick to smell it.

Some of the worst fights I ever got into were whiskey related.I stick with beer.   

Whiskey makes Condi do naughty things
— George Bush

  He never said that CC you silly boy.

[Northern Rose]

Two Years Later - Kidnapper Pleads Guilty

Oklahoma City - More than two years after the kidnapping of 10-year-old Marrisa Graham of Texhoma, her kidnapper has pleaded guilty in federal court.

27-year-old Terrance Lynn McGuire entered that plea this morning in Oklahoma City. McGuire was arrested last month after a tip out of the blue from his soon to be ex-wife.

McGuire had been living in Canyon, Texas this whole time. With the help of the wife, Lacie, the FBI was able to record telephone conversatations where McGuire confessed to the kidnapping.

"I was tired, driving all the way to Kansas and back ... You do stupid things when you're tired," McGuire said about the crime in the phone call.

http://www.newschannel10.com/global/story.asp?s=11135227

[Fanny Mae]

Fanny,Glenn Beck is supposed to have a new installment about ACORN today. 

We were posting at the same time. Did you read what it is going to be about?

[trimmonthelake]

Fanny,we Becked at the same time.   

[joesamas mama]

Speaking of drinking.

http://www.wesh.com/news/20927354/detail.html
Police: Ocala Man Road Motorcyle Drunk, Naked
Dante Krauss Arrested On Tuesday

POSTED: 2:44 pm EDT September 15, 2009
UPDATED: 3:12 pm EDT September 15, 2009
OCALA, Fla. -- A man with a history of drunken driving convictions was arrested on Tuesday morning, accused of being drunk while riding his motorcycle naked.

According to a Marion County sheriff's office report, Dante Krauss was spotted by Capt. Moshoji Rolls driving down Interstate 75 with no clothing on. Rolls told Deputy Christine Post that he followed the motorcyclist and stopped him on State Road 40 in Ocala.

According to the report, Krauss told Post that he did not know where he was coming from, but remembered going to Hooters earlier in the evening. When asked, Krauss said he had something to drink that evening.

Krauss could not explain his lack of clothing, police said.

Krauss was given a shirt from a nearby hotel and wrapped a shawl around his waist, the report said.

He failed a field sobriety test, the report said. During a breathalyzer test, he blew a .178 and a .162, the report said. The state's legal limit is .08.

Krauss has had four drunken driving convictions. His license was revoked for 10 years in 1991.

Does CC know this guy, since they share the same office at Hooters? 

Yep, I know him.  I had to ban him for using the following pick-up lines on the Hotter office gals:


"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

  So you banned him from stealing your pick up lines?