JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning Monkeys.   
Hey GreenEyes.   

FOX says they are about to make an arrest in the Annie Marie Le case.  They are saying the DNA match will likely implicate Clark.   

[Green Eyes]

Good Morning Monkeys.   
Hey GreenEyes.   

FOX says they are about to make an arrest in the Annie Marie Le case.  They are saying the DNA match will likely implicate Clark.   

Morning Trimm

I sure hope they hang him high.     Thanks for the heads up. Will turn on the TV.

[Gizzie]

[Tevye]

Glad that Mamacrazy checked in! Sorry I had already gone to bed, but at least we know she's ok!

JSM, GET BACK IN BED! (Oh, I so love this internet! I can yell like the crazy mom over thousands of miles!)

[Green Eyes]

Glad that Mamacrazy checked in! Sorry I had already gone to bed, but at least we know she's ok!

JSM, GET BACK IN BED! (Oh, I so love this internet! I can yell like the crazy mom over thousands of miles!)

Morning Teyve Hows it going this morning? I see they arrested the guy in the Annie Le case. But never gave any hint about why. Just saying he was arrested and they have sealed the arrest warrent.

[trimmonthelake]

I love that avi.   

[trimmonthelake]

I'm sorry to hear JSM has been sick, and I'm sorry I missed her tonight.  Thank you for letting me know, Fanny.  I hope you had a good birthday.  I'm sorry I was late in giving you your birthday wishes Fanny.  I've been running a little behind as of late.  I feel like I'm running to stay in place sometimes, if you know what I mean.   

I just noticed the little girl is goosing the witch in your avi.   

[trimmonthelake]

Hey Tevye.     Hope you are doing well this morning.
Going to check out the Le thread.   

[no rose colored glasses]

sorry JSM but i'm using you for my own  reasons....Miss Mae...JSM nrcg, northen, trimm...i'm still here...just not really here (have limited time for fun)  you sweet monkey mean so much to me (as well as all Monkeys)  my heart...   that is what you (y'all are)  i just need a week or two (stupidhub aka daddycrazy has a job he hasn't started yet) so i'm working a lot and in my free time i'm on the threads... oh sweet ladies/(gents?)  my heart cries with the amount of consideration y'all have provided me...gives me hope.  (off the cuff...been reading in potty a book i bought at dollar tree 'Fearless' by Gavin De Becker...i had NO Clue that i got the whole 'hinkey' from him LOL   #1 Bestselling Author of The Gift of  Fear i'm 

    I'm glad your husband got a job, that is a big load off of your shoulders 

[no rose colored glasses]

Good Morning, glad to see that monster, Clark has been arrested, I wish the arrest warrant wasn't sealed though 

[CasuallyCool]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

[Missiontoconvict]

  Good Morning Monkeys!  Glad to see the arrest in the Annie Le case I hope he is scared chitless and remains that way for the rest of his worthless life!  I see it is time to email CBS about putting the Scamthony's on this fall.  What more could there be of interest from these two lying P'sOS....oh I know they need to get on the "KC Is A Victim Tour" now that her trial is approaching.  I need some coffee.

I hope everyone is well and will have a great day!

[CasuallyCool]

Damn trees!!!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/09/16/mcginty.tree.impales.woman.khq

[Missiontoconvict]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

I'm dying here  

[no rose colored glasses]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

I'm dying here  

  Me too, mullet headed Jane and all. Good Morning

[CasuallyCool]

The following notable episode of Nancy Grace aired live on September 17, 2006.

Nancy Grace, former federal prosector: "Good evening, I'm Nancy Grace, and we have Breaking News!!! A young blond toddler has gone missing in the Tampa public library!!! We're out, live, to crack the case tonight. Beginning with, KDUM correspondent Jeremy Dundun."

Dundun: "Hello ma'am, it's good to--"

Grace: "Objection! You stop right there pal or I will sue your pants off for sexual harassment. Now tell me, where were you on the night of September 15, 2006??"

Dundun: "I was in the newsroom prep--"

Grace: "So you have no alibi! No witnesses! Do you sir have an interest in young girls? Young white toddlers???!!""

Dundun: "No, ma'am--"

Grace: "Ah! So you are interested in little girls! Where is she? Where is little Ashlee!!!???""

Dundun: "I'm a reporter...I am here--"

Grace: "Reporter? I CALL B.S.!!!! Now, to the experts. Unleash the lawyers! Joining me now, Marla Toto of the New York District Attorney's office, and Callie Hammond of the Public Defenders of America."

Lawyers (crosstalk): "Good to be with you Nancy."

Grace: "We have here the chief suspect, Jeremy Dundun, related to the missing Ashlee. What do you think of his 'defense', Callie?"

Hammond: "Nancy, he doesn't sound like he is involved--"

Grace: "Typical defense lawyer!" (shakes head) "Lying all the time. You know Callie, I had a teensy-weensy bit of respect for you until now! Now, nada! Zilch! To Marla, isn't he guilty as sin!??"

Toro: "Well, based on the available facts, we may be looking at a range of possible suspects...he may or may not be--"

Grace: "HE! IS! GUILTY!!!"

Toro: "Nancy, let's be reasonable here--"

Grace: "WHAAAT??? You betta turn in you're law degree now young lady. We have a guilty predatory man right here and you are afraid to defend innocence in the face of such evil. How dare you? How can you sleep at night????!!!"

Lawyers (crosstalk): "But! But!"

Grace: "If it were all up to me, you'd ALL be under ARREST. You, Jeremy, for kidnapping an innocent little girl. And you, pathetic excuse for lawyers, Callie and Marla, as ACCESSORIES to the CRIME!!!! TAKE THEM AWAY!!!" (gestures to producers)

Grace: "Get the handcuffs!!! As you can see, we here at Nancy Grace are committed to the safety and protection of America's innocent victims. We are always working on behalf of Lady Justice..."

Grace: "And I want to thank you, the viewers, for bringing us into your homes. Until next time, good night, friend."

(As the camera fades out)...

Grace: "Oh! and don't forget to buy my latest book, Objection!! The case against all lawyers and especially you!!!!"

[Missiontoconvict]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

I'm dying here  

  Me too, mullet headed Jane and all. Good Morning

Good morning - How is your day today?  How is your SIL doing?

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning, glad to see that monster, Clark has been arrested, I wish the arrest warrant wasn't sealed though 

I am glad they picked him up too.

[trimmonthelake]

So good to see that Jane will be joining us today.   

[Babybear]

Does anyone know why my avatar is blinking?  Does anyone know how to make it stop?  thanks.

It's not blinking for me either BABYBEAR. I have heard other monkeys complaining about it sometimes. Have you tried rebooting? Sometimes that cures all ills, I think. 

Thanks Fanny.  It's stopped now.  BTW, I want you to know that I always enjoy your posts and am on the branch with you.