JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[no rose colored glasses]

My SIL is doing better thank-you.

[trimmonthelake]

Good Morning Monkeys!  Glad to see the arrest in the Annie Le case I hope he is scared chitless and remains that way for the rest of his worthless life!  I see it is time to email CBS about putting the Scamthony's on this fall.  What more could there be of interest from these two lying P'sOS....oh I know they need to get on the "KC Is A Victim Tour" now that her trial is approaching.  I need some coffee.

I hope everyone is well and will have a great day!

Hey Mission.   
More coffee sounds good.
Off to walk the Digger dog.It has been raining like crazy here this morning.   

[Missiontoconvict]

Good Morning Monkeys!  Glad to see the arrest in the Annie Le case I hope he is scared chitless and remains that way for the rest of his worthless life!  I see it is time to email CBS about putting the Scamthony's on this fall.  What more could there be of interest from these two lying P'sOS....oh I know they need to get on the "KC Is A Victim Tour" now that her trial is approaching.  I need some coffee.

I hope everyone is well and will have a great day!

Hey Mission.   
More coffee sounds good.
Off to walk the Digger dog.It has been raining like crazy here this morning.   

Enjoy as much as possible with the rain - send some our way we need it.   

[Missiontoconvict]

My SIL is doing better thank-you.

Glad to hear that 

[A_News_Junkie_Monkey]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell

Wow - I had not heard of Uncyclopedia before, thanks for pointing it out.  Could be some fun reading!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nancy_Grace

[CasuallyCool]

I see you Tevye.  Where is JSM, NRCG, Fanny, Mission, NoRose, Gizzie, Trimm, and all the other friendly monkeys?

[Sassycat]

I see you Tevye.  Where is JSM, NRCG, Fanny, Mission, NoRose, Gizzie, Trimm, and all the other friendly monkeys?

 

[CasuallyCool]

I see you Tevye.  Where is JSM, NRCG, Fanny, Mission, NoRose, Gizzie, Trimm, and all the other friendly monkeys?

 

I didn't forget you Sassy.  I saved the best for last!!!!  Now let's see the fur fly.       

[trimmonthelake]

Fathima post.   
http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5843.new#new

CC,I am here.I have in the Annie Marie Le thread. 

[trimmonthelake]

I see you Tevye.  Where is JSM, NRCG, Fanny, Mission, NoRose, Gizzie, Trimm, and all the other friendly monkeys?

 

I didn't forget you Sassy.  I saved the best for last!!!!  Now let's see the fur fly.       

 

[Missiontoconvict]

I see you Tevye.  Where is JSM, NRCG, Fanny, Mission, NoRose, Gizzie, Trimm, and all the other friendly monkeys?

   Hi CC - I am here there and everywhere whenever I can be!  I am going to do a drive by and be right back!

[joesamas mama]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob-u8Q_dL2c

Northern, the embed is disabled, but this should help you know about the ACD. 

Thank you JSM.  I took a peak at the link and his nibbling with his front teeth is there.  It describes so many of his quirks.  When I am in the pool with the kids he runs around it at 100 miles per hour and then he just drops and watches for me to get out.

YVW. I thought it might be a helpful video to watch.

[joesamas mama]

What's shakin' monkeys?  JSM STILL sick?  What is wrong love? 

Northern, is that your kitchen or laboratory?

Hey Lovin sorry I missed you. Bacterial Bronchitis.

[Tamikosmom]

The RCMP are good, NOROSE.
Repeat that until I tell you you can stop.
I love it when they do the musical ride with the hats and the red breeches. 

 

[joesamas mama]

I just love all these dog stories. I know the reason my Charlie stares at me is because he loves me.  There are people who say dogs are just dumb animals and can't love. I know they can.  That's why they follow you to the bathroom and watch while you're in the tub.  That's why he comes over and sleeps under the computer desk when I'm on line. They love you.  I usually take a shower but Charlie would come in with me if I'd let him.  He's not a heeler or sheep dog or anything special really.  He's just a black and white terrier type dog that someone threw out by the side of the road in Clarksville, weighs 40 pounds and he loves me.  And I love him.

Oh baby bear, your Charlie really does love you! I can't believe someone would throw a dog on the side of the road. I hate mean people like that.

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm here, was jumping all over and also cleaning 

[trimmonthelake]

I got knocked out of the cage.   

[trimmonthelake]

Hey 2NJSons_Mom   

[trimmonthelake]

I'm here, was jumping all over and also cleaning 

I gotta know.Did you clean the knick knacks or throw them away.   

[joesamas mama]

I was resting in bed one day, watching T.V as people do, when I came across a woman. She wore heavy makeup, wore her hair in an odd stiff style, and had a fire in her eyes and voice. She was arguing with some person about the innocence of a crime suspect. She felt very strongly that the suspect had indeed committed the crime, which was odd considering the evidence in the case was very weak.

Through the next few weeks I felt compelled to watch her show. I began to act strange and irritable. I would scream at the television. I stopped eating and bathing. My dog wouldn't come near me. I was being slowly murdered by this hate-filled, back-woods, inbred, corn pone country harlot of a woman. Her name (I shudder to speak it aloud) is Nancy Grace. And she was slowly stealing my Soul a piece at a time.

Nancy Grace is concentrated evil. I do believe she may even be Satan. She is at least on the short list of candidates for that position. Whoever said that the Prince of Darkness (no, not Ozzy, bless his soul) had to be male? Nobody is expecting a woman, right? She is the Medusa of our time. If you look directly into her eyes for any length of time you begin to lose hope in the Goodness of the world. The light dims, your soul will shiver in fear, and if she doesn't suck it through the television to feed upon it, as her kind are wont to do your precious Spirit will flee your body, this Earth, and this very realm of existence to find a plane upon which the horrific terrorizing Evil that is Nancy Grace cannot be found. May the Souls of those unfortunates find peace.

~ Jane Velez-Mitchell