JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[Northern Rose]

Good Morning for today

[Tevye]

Good Day everyone!

got this new deodorant stick.

The instructions said,


"Remove cap and push up bottom."

I can barely walk with it,

but when I fart I smell real nice.

Very good one!!!!!

[Fanny Mae]

Meat-flavoured chocs hit with men

Meat-flavoured chocolate might not be everyone's idea of delicious, but a Kiwi chocolatier claims her new salami-tinged treats are just that.

Sweet maker Hanna Frederick has developed venison chocolate truffles to feed dozens of meat lovers at a New Zealand conference.

Made from a blend of dark chocolate and ground-up salty dried meat, the morsels, shaped like tiny sausages, have a "delicious" salami aftertaste, she said.

"I think many people would say it's just too weird mixing meat with chocolate, but they actually go together amazingly well," Dr Frederick said.

"There's this smoky taste to start, then a strong chocolate flavour comes in, and at the end you have this wonderful taste of salami."

She said the snack, being served as a starter to 150 people at New Zealand's Meat Industry Association conference, had proven a hit with men "who can't get enough of it", but admitted women had been "quieter" in expressing approval.

"Women tend to love their chocolate more fruity, more feminine, and I guess meat doesn't have that feel to it."

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10597730

Every day I realize how really weird men are.  Perfectly good waste of Chocolate. 

[Northern Rose]

Forever young

[Northern Rose]

A Gigantic Butterfly Crop Circle formation (530 Meters x 450 Meters), the Biggest Crop Circle Ever ... appeared in Netherlands near a town in southern Holland called Goes, on the 8th of August 2009. It is an incredibly large butterfly with Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man' in the center, depicting the metamorphosis of the Caterpillar into a Butterfly.

[Fanny Mae]

Good Day everyone!

got this new deodorant stick.

The instructions said,


"Remove cap and push up bottom."

I can barely walk with it,

but when I fart I smell real nice.

 

[Northern Rose]

A magnificent Dragonfly Crop Circle appeared in the fields of Little London, near Yatesbury on the 3rd of June 2009.

[Northern Rose]

Unwanted fat for breast enlargement

Women are to be offered "natural breast enlargements" using unwanted fat from other parts of their bodies, it has been announced.

The technique will be made available "early next year", according to the Harley Medical Group.

It has been trialled in Britain following a 10-year study on global developments within fat grafting.

Dubbed the "two in one" operation, surgeons transfer a patient's unwanted fat from areas such as the hips, thighs and stomach into the breast area.

The procedure is likely to cost around £8,000 when it becomes commercially available.

Two of the medical group's surgeons have already been trained in the US, with a further delegation of eight surgeons to be trained in the procedure before the end of this year.

Harley Medical Group chairman Mel Braham said: "This is the most exciting breakthrough in cosmetic and reconstructive surgery that I have seen over the last two decades.

"It amounts to two beneficial procedures in one - taking unwanted fat from one or two areas of a patient's body and transferring it into the breast area.

"We have now completed a study of the results of UK and US patients who had the procedure four and five years ago, to confirm that the results are lasting.

"Following some final reviews by our Medical Board, we should be in a position to launch this procedure in the UK early next year."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5j2MpwCF7PxPWWBWd5Qf0xJeGSo1Q

[Babybear]

Fox New just had a new poll out and 97% of people said Pelosi was just trying to counter legitimate protests.   

I notices something else about ole Nancy. When she talks, her jaw doesn't move. It's either her teeth are too big, or the plastic surgeon got her skin too tight. I think it may be both. 

Oh! And she cries just like Casey. No tears! She didn't bother to poke her eyes, though. He tear ducts are probably over behind her ears with all the plastic surgery. 

That's too funny!!!!!

[Northern Rose]

Good Day everyone!

got this new deodorant stick.

The instructions said,


"Remove cap and push up bottom."

I can barely walk with it,

but when I fart I smell real nice.

 

You know I first thought this may be Pelosi's issue.  But I think they might find that one of her surgeries left the surgeon's arm stuck up her butt and that is what makes her lips move.  JMO. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Meat flavored chocolates 

[Fanny Mae]

A Gigantic Butterfly Crop Circle formation (530 Meters x 450 Meters), the Biggest Crop Circle Ever ... appeared in Netherlands near a town in southern Holland called Goes, on the 8th of August 2009. It is an incredibly large butterfly with Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man' in the center, depicting the metamorphosis of the Caterpillar into a Butterfly.

Wow! I don't care who did it, that is beautiful!

[Missiontoconvict]

Good Day everyone!

got this new deodorant stick.

The instructions said,


"Remove cap and push up bottom."

I can barely walk with it,

but when I fart I smell real nice.

[Northern Rose]

Being on the bottom may be hazardous to your health

[Fanny Mae]

Forever young

Good! Because that's been my motto for the last 16 years. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Check this out.   
http://www.wesh.com/news/20980556/detail.html
Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama
Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

POSTED: 3:57 am EDT September 18, 2009
UPDATED: 6:53 am EDT September 18, 2009

     It looks like my neighbor 

I fell behind - but are kidding me?  That is one scary lookin neighbor you have No Rose. 

I have some very scary looking neighbors, one of them is a hair dresser who is a good 6 ft 5 in, and depending on his mood, bright blonde hair, or bright red hair, and he is 44 years old, not a twentysomething. 

Yowser No Rose - there are some beautiful places up here in MN for sale 

[Northern Rose]

A Gigantic Butterfly Crop Circle formation (530 Meters x 450 Meters), the Biggest Crop Circle Ever ... appeared in Netherlands near a town in southern Holland called Goes, on the 8th of August 2009. It is an incredibly large butterfly with Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian Man' in the center, depicting the metamorphosis of the Caterpillar into a Butterfly.

Wow! I don't care who did it, that is beautiful!

I have been following crop circles for a while now.  They are depicting insects more and more.   Not sure what it means but I like them.  I wish I had a crop circle show up on my front lawn one morning so I had an excuse to not cut the grass and sell holy circle lemonade all day 

[Fanny Mae]

Good Morning for today

Both you good mornings were beautiful and sweet.   

I was wondering where you were. Are we having pizza for dinner tonight?   

[Fanny Mae]

Check this out.   
http://www.wesh.com/news/20980556/detail.html
Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama
Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

POSTED: 3:57 am EDT September 18, 2009
UPDATED: 6:53 am EDT September 18, 2009

     It looks like my neighbor 

I fell behind - but are kidding me?  That is one scary lookin neighbor you have No Rose. 

I have some very scary looking neighbors, one of them is a hair dresser who is a good 6 ft 5 in, and depending on his mood, bright blonde hair, or bright red hair, and he is 44 years old, not a twentysomething. 

Sounds like he is going to be one of those people that never grow up either. 

[Babybear]

Check this out.   
http://www.wesh.com/news/20980556/detail.html
Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama
Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

POSTED: 3:57 am EDT September 18, 2009
UPDATED: 6:53 am EDT September 18, 2009

     It looks like my neighbor 

I fell behind - but are kidding me?  That is one scary lookin neighbor you have No Rose. 

It looks like my last date!!