JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[no rose colored glasses]

Guy passes gas, gets arrested
Updated: Thursday, 17 Sep 2009, 4:23 PM EDT
Published : Thursday, 17 Sep 2009, 4:10 PM EDT

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - A Volusia County man was arrested Wednesday after deputies say he smashed the windows of his friend’s SUV after the friend got mad at him for passing gas during dinner.

The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office says deputies were flagged down for the report of a disturbance at a home on Ohio Street in Pierson. When deputies arrived at the home they found
Tervoris Baker, 27, armed with a bat. Deputies say he had shattered all the windows and dented the body of an SUV belonging to 38-year-old Anthony Stevens. Investigators say the two argued after Baker allegedly "passed gas" in front of Stevens as they were eating dinner together, upsetting Stevens.

Baker was arrested and transported to the Volusia County branch jail.
 
Heart just posted this in Haleigh's thread 

[Fanny Mae]

I'm glad you are using my recipe for hot dogs    Beautiful pictures Northern Rose 

I tweeked the recipe a little. We are having Kahns big red smokies embellished with vidalia onions chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, pickle relish, sauerkraut, hot dog chili, mustard and ketsup. You have to eat them with a fork. Served with Bush's steakhouse grilling beans, and chips. I am worn out, from slaving over a hot stove. 

   That's it.I want hot dogs too.I just threw my baked chicken to the dogs.   

Come to my house! We don't eat plain food around here. And we are not stingy. 

   I am tired of eating healthy stuff.I want the stuff we're gonna pay extra taxes for while we can afford it.    

I am so sick and tired of chicken, I found feathers growing under my armpits! Now if it was FRIED chicken, I can't get enough. But these boneless, skinless chicken breasts, baked, grilled, or George Forman-ed is just killing me! 

[Fanny Mae]

Guy passes gas, gets arrested
Updated: Thursday, 17 Sep 2009, 4:23 PM EDT
Published : Thursday, 17 Sep 2009, 4:10 PM EDT

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - A Volusia County man was arrested Wednesday after deputies say he smashed the windows of his friend’s SUV after the friend got mad at him for passing gas during dinner.

The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office says deputies were flagged down for the report of a disturbance at a home on Ohio Street in Pierson. When deputies arrived at the home they found
Tervoris Baker, 27, armed with a bat. Deputies say he had shattered all the windows and dented the body of an SUV belonging to 38-year-old Anthony Stevens. Investigators say the two argued after Baker allegedly "passed gas" in front of Stevens as they were eating dinner together, upsetting Stevens.

Baker was arrested and transported to the Volusia County branch jail.
 
Heart just posted this in Haleigh's thread 

He'd never make it a our house. Even our cats are known to ocassionaly pass gas. 

[joesamas mama]

Police dogs working on the property of the alleged kidnappers of Jaycee Dugard have identified an area of possible human remains, the authorities revealed Friday.

Two cadaver dogs working independently of each other indicated the same area, which police will now probe with ground-penetrating radar.

  Oh no, how horrible. 

[joesamas mama]

Bye Monkeys. See you in a little while. 

Bye JSM. Be careful going to the bank. That robber is still out there. 

I was careful. Thanks for worrying Fanny.

[joesamas mama]

Bye Monkeys. See you in a little while. 

Bye JSM. Be careful going to the bank. That robber is still out there. 

Yes, be careful 

Thanks No Rose. No robber at my bank today.

[joesamas mama]

PHOTOS: From Iran's Ahmadinejad to Venezuela's Chavez, the U.N. is playing host to a rogues' gallery of tyrannical leaders during next week's U.N. General Assembly in New York.

Slide show.  http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/world/2009/09/17/axis-ugly



Can you imagine?   

No I can't imagine. The UN needs to be sent to some 3rd world country as that is where it belongs. The UN is no friend to the US or Israel. But I guess the US isn't as friendly with Israel now that Obambi is in office. 

[joesamas mama]

I'm glad you are using my recipe for hot dogs    Beautiful pictures Northern Rose 

I tweeked the recipe a little. We are having Kahns big red smokies embellished with vidalia onions chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, pickle relish, sauerkraut, hot dog chili, mustard and ketsup. You have to eat them with a fork. Served with Bush's steakhouse grilling beans, and chips. I am worn out, from slaving over a hot stove. 

Well, I would be, because I just throw a weiner on a bun 

Me too No Rose. I throw a wiener on the bun, nuke it for 30 seconds, Voila, dinner is ready. 

[joesamas mama]

Glen Beck's show today ought to be good. He is talking about the Polish not being happy about the cancelling of the missle defense shield and feel they have been sold to the Russians.

He is going to be talking about O's foreign policy and who's best interest he has a heart....American or GE.... 

Probably worth a Tivo or DVR if you can't see it live.   

Hopefully I will see it on Youtube. The Poles were sold out to the Russians on the VERY anniversary of the Red Army invading Poland. Coincedence? Hmmmm....... probably NOT!!! 

[joesamas mama]

I'm glad you are using my recipe for hot dogs    Beautiful pictures Northern Rose 

I tweeked the recipe a little. We are having Kahns big red smokies embellished with vidalia onions chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, pickle relish, sauerkraut, hot dog chili, mustard and ketsup. You have to eat them with a fork. Served with Bush's steakhouse grilling beans, and chips. I am worn out, from slaving over a hot stove. 

   That's it.I want hot dogs too.I just threw my baked chicken to the dogs.   

Come to my house! We don't eat plain food around here. And we are not stingy. 

   I am tired of eating healthy stuff.I want the stuff we're gonna pay extra taxes for while we can afford it.    

Me Too Trimm. I want hot dogs!!!!!

[joesamas mama]

Glen Beck's show today ought to be good. He is talking about the Polish not being happy about the cancelling of the missle defense shield and feel they have been sold to the Russians.

He is going to be talking about O's foreign policy and who's best interest he has a heart....American or GE.... 

Probably worth a Tivo or DVR if you can't see it live.   

I think I will record it too.I don't know if I can take it all at one time.
Hubby just called and he had to go to the tire place because one of the tires on the truck had a bulge on it.I told him to find out what country made them.He said he had to go.   
I told him I was really pizzed because my friends are having yummy hot dogs and pizza and such....even cough syrup and cold ML.I am mad as he!! and I ain't taking it any more.     I demand unhealthy food.He said he'd work on it.   

Oh Lawd!! I hope those tires are not made in China, I see an Alabama azzplosion coming from Trimm. I will share cough syrup and ML.

I will go to Kroger's tomorrow and get a packet of hot dogs and buns so I can have them tomorrow for supper! Hope your husband brings you back some good ole junk food! 

[Fanny Mae]

Glen Beck's show today ought to be good. He is talking about the Polish not being happy about the cancelling of the missle defense shield and feel they have been sold to the Russians.

He is going to be talking about O's foreign policy and who's best interest he has a heart....American or GE.... 

Probably worth a Tivo or DVR if you can't see it live.   

Hopefully I will see it on Youtube. The Poles were sold out to the Russians on the VERY anniversary of the Red Army invading Poland. Coincedence? Hmmmm....... probably NOT!!! 

And on the same day that the IAEA announced Iran was capable of making a "newqler" bomb, as George Bush used to say. 

[trimmonthelake]

I'm glad you are using my recipe for hot dogs    Beautiful pictures Northern Rose 

I tweeked the recipe a little. We are having Kahns big red smokies embellished with vidalia onions chopped, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, pickle relish, sauerkraut, hot dog chili, mustard and ketsup. You have to eat them with a fork. Served with Bush's steakhouse grilling beans, and chips. I am worn out, from slaving over a hot stove. 

   That's it.I want hot dogs too.I just threw my baked chicken to the dogs.   

Come to my house! We don't eat plain food around here. And we are not stingy. 

   I am tired of eating healthy stuff.I want the stuff we're gonna pay extra taxes for while we can afford it.    

I am so sick and tired of chicken, I found feathers growing under my armpits! Now if it was FRIED chicken, I can't get enough. But these boneless, skinless chicken breasts, baked, grilled, or George Forman-ed is just killing me! 

I heard that.Sometimes you gotta walk on the wild side.   

[Fanny Mae]

Glen Beck's show today ought to be good. He is talking about the Polish not being happy about the cancelling of the missle defense shield and feel they have been sold to the Russians.

He is going to be talking about O's foreign policy and who's best interest he has a heart....American or GE.... 

Probably worth a Tivo or DVR if you can't see it live.   

Hopefully I will see it on Youtube. The Poles were sold out to the Russians on the VERY anniversary of the Red Army invading Poland. Coincedence? Hmmmm....... probably NOT!!! 

And on the same day that the IAEA AP announced Iran was capable of making a "newqler" bomb, as George Bush used to say. 

Sorry, today it was the IAEA. It was the AP yesterday. 

Glenn Beck had Ambassador Bolton on today. He reported the Poles are refusing Hillary' calls today. 

[Fanny Mae]

TRIMM, I love your little Bama girl cheerleader! 

[trimmonthelake]

Glen Beck's show today ought to be good. He is talking about the Polish not being happy about the cancelling of the missle defense shield and feel they have been sold to the Russians.

He is going to be talking about O's foreign policy and who's best interest he has a heart....American or GE.... 

Probably worth a Tivo or DVR if you can't see it live.   

I think I will record it too.I don't know if I can take it all at one time.
Hubby just called and he had to go to the tire place because one of the tires on the truck had a bulge on it.I told him to find out what country made them.He said he had to go.   
I told him I was really pizzed because my friends are having yummy hot dogs and pizza and such....even cough syrup and cold ML.I am mad as he!! and I ain't taking it any more.     I demand unhealthy food.He said he'd work on it.   

Oh Lawd!! I hope those tires are not made in China, I see an Alabama azzplosion coming from Trimm. I will share cough syrup and ML.

I will go to Kroger's tomorrow and get a packet of hot dogs and buns so I can have them tomorrow for supper! Hope your husband brings you back some good ole junk food! 

   He just called me back.They told him they would replace both the back tires so they would match.2 hours and 42 minutes later,they changed their mind.I told him to talk to the manager.
Apparently they don't carry these tires anymore.(I bet they came from China)Man am I glad that I didn't go with him.     I told him not to leave leave without a tire.Damn,we'll get a match.
Do you want to look good or get there?     I will hav e to hide when he gets home.   

[trimmonthelake]

TRIMM, I love your little Bama girl cheerleader! 

 

[no rose colored glasses]

We use to do the boneless chicken breast thing for awhile, you can fancy it up with some sauces but after while it gets old  I don't even no where I put my George Foreman grill, I have tried all kinds of kitchen gadgets, and they all end up somewhere here never to be seen again 

[joesamas mama]

Great story.
http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/1452971.html

Rivals cooperate on touchdown for player with Down syndrome

  Thanks Trimm. That made me cry.  Happy cry for Matty.

I think of all the bad things the lefties and the democrats said about poor Trigg Palin and how with this new healthcare bill, kids like Matty and Trigg will have no chance to have a life. The goverment will choose whether the are born or aborted. 

[no rose colored glasses]

TRIMM, I love your little Bama girl cheerleader!