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« Reply #3860 on: September 22, 2009, 01:26:56 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on September 22, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
Even more notes:

 

Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had *diahre *dyrea *direa, the the shits.

Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.


OMG!! You're so lucky I'm done eating! Those are hilarious!!!
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« Reply #3861 on: September 22, 2009, 01:28:42 PM »
What can I say, some people should not be given pen and paper:

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat , her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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« Reply #3862 on: September 22, 2009, 01:33:22 PM »
Quote from: Tevye on September 22, 2009, 01:26:56 PM
Quote from: Northern Rose on September 22, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
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Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had *diahre *dyrea *direa, the the shits.

Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.


OMG!! You're so lucky I'm done eating! Those are hilarious!!!
Wow, some of these parents need to go back to school to learn how to write a note   
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« Reply #3863 on: September 22, 2009, 01:35:57 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on September 22, 2009, 01:22:43 PM
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Quote from: Northern Rose on September 22, 2009, 01:09:21 PM
Fanny you are beautiful and have the most amazing smile.  TY for sharing!

Don't let the smile fool you. I was a force to be reckoned with when I was in my truckin' mode. You might say I had an "attitude."

Had???

 Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3864 on: September 22, 2009, 01:42:35 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on September 22, 2009, 09:21:44 AM
I woke up this morning to find the plug from my iron chewed off from the cord and lieing at the foot of my bed.  I gusess I'll have to press Ruby for details.

Wow!!!!

You iron?

 



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« Reply #3865 on: September 22, 2009, 01:45:37 PM »
Quote from: Sassycat on September 22, 2009, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 06:57:48 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6So6eHn5uY



Hey Bearly - Are you going boot scootin with us?         Love this video !!        

Yup!!!

 
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« Reply #3866 on: September 22, 2009, 01:46:08 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 01:12:11 PM
an angelic monkey My nephew's birthday is today. He is 17. He came today and had lunch with me. I was so happy he came up here. 

I've been on the phone. I'm glad you got to see your nephew today. Did you tell him not to wreck any more cars? 
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« Reply #3867 on: September 22, 2009, 01:52:03 PM »
NORTHERN ROSE! Those notes are hysterical and I WAS drinking sweet tea. I snorted tea through my nose for the second time in two days.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3868 on: September 22, 2009, 01:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 01:45:37 PM
Quote from: Sassycat on September 22, 2009, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 06:57:48 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6So6eHn5uY



Hey Bearly - Are you going boot scootin with us?         Love this video !!        

Yup!!!

 



 
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« Reply #3869 on: September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM »
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 
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« Reply #3870 on: September 22, 2009, 02:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
NORTHERN ROSE! Those notes are hysterical and I WAS drinking sweet tea. I snorted tea through my nose for the second time in two days.   Monkey Devil!

You just saved yourself the cost of a nettie pot   
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« Reply #3871 on: September 22, 2009, 02:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: CasuallyCool on September 22, 2009, 09:21:44 AM
I woke up this morning to find the plug from my iron chewed off from the cord and lieing at the foot of my bed.  I gusess I'll have to press Ruby for details.

Wow!!!!

You iron?

Of course not you wise guy.  I use the iron as a door stopper.
 




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« Reply #3872 on: September 22, 2009, 02:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Northern Rose on September 22, 2009, 02:03:30 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
NORTHERN ROSE! Those notes are hysterical and I WAS drinking sweet tea. I snorted tea through my nose for the second time in two days.   Monkey Devil!

You just saved yourself the cost of a nettie pot   

True, but the lemon in the tea burns!! 
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« Reply #3873 on: September 22, 2009, 02:09:24 PM »
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 



Sorry, BEARLY.  an angelic monkey

I think everyone is tired of seeing my mug. 
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« Reply #3874 on: September 22, 2009, 02:14:34 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 



Sorry, BEARLY.  an angelic monkey

I think everyone is tired of seeing my mug. 

 

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What a beauty!!!
« Reply #3875 on: September 22, 2009, 02:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 



Sorry, BEARLY.  an angelic monkey

I think everyone is tired of seeing my mug. 

 



Quit your crying and snap out of it.  If she posts it one more time we'll all be crying again.      Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #3876 on: September 22, 2009, 02:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 



Sorry, BEARLY.  an angelic monkey

I think everyone is tired of seeing my mug. 

 



Are you here?? We'll just let CC cry. 
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« Reply #3877 on: September 22, 2009, 02:41:07 PM »
Love ya Fanny
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« Reply #3878 on: September 22, 2009, 02:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:14:34 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Bearlyhere on September 22, 2009, 02:02:00 PM
Quote from: joesamas mama on September 22, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
Quote from: Fanny Mae on September 22, 2009, 11:12:36 AM
Yep! This one's not staying up but a minute.

    I missed it.   

Me too!!!

 



Sorry, BEARLY.  an angelic monkey

I think everyone is tired of seeing my mug. 

 



Are you here?? We'll just let CC cry. 

Here
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« Reply #3879 on: September 22, 2009, 02:51:18 PM »
Quote from: CasuallyCool on September 22, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
Love ya Fanny



I love it!!!

 

PS  Fanny, did you see your belated birthday wish on this thread.  (I post over night usually, so that is where you will find my posts).
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