JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[no rose colored glasses]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

[Fanny Mae]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

Oh NO ROSE, I'm sorry. I won't even try to make you laugh. 

[no rose colored glasses]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

Oh NO ROSE, I'm sorry. I won't even try to make you laugh. 

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

[Fanny Mae]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

[Green Eyes]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

NRCG  I am so sorry you are having such a hard time. Have you ever ask your doctor for Lomatil for your IBS. It really does work well. Have had IBS for years and that's the only thing that ever has helped. I have no idea why the stress brings it on but it sure does. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

[Fanny Mae]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

That's more like it! 

[no rose colored glasses]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

NRCG  I am so sorry you are having such a hard time. Have you ever ask your doctor for Lomatil for your IBS. It really does work well. Have had IBS for years and that's the only thing that ever has helped. I have no idea why the stress brings it on but it sure does. 

I may have been on that years ago, now I'm on Robinol. The doctor was going to put me on another, and he said I may have a hard time getting the prescription filled, he was right the pharmacy couldn't fill it, it is an older type of drug and the pharmacy told me the doctor's prefer the newer drugs  It sure does get bad with stress  and since I'm always stressed  Sometimes it gets out of control, I have had to be put in the hospital three times because of it, so I'm hoping not to see the hospital with it 

[no rose colored glasses]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

That's more like it! 

And I'm just going to tell my husband don't even think you are going to comment to me tonight about Obama's speech, isn't going to happen 

[Fanny Mae]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

That's more like it! 

And I'm just going to tell my husband don't even think you are going to comment to me tonight about Obama's speech, isn't going to happen 

Tell him you will pop him in the mouth where he just had his root canal. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Missiontoconvict I use to love Martinis 

Me to No Rose - now they kick my butt but I still have one once in awhile 

[no rose colored glasses]

Missiontoconvict I use to love Martinis 

Me to No Rose - now they kick my butt but I still have one once in awhile 

I try not to drink, not because I have anything against drinking, it doesn't agree with my meds, and crazy/angry middle aged woman is very unappealing 

[no rose colored glasses]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

That's more like it! 

And I'm just going to tell my husband don't even think you are going to comment to me tonight about Obama's speech, isn't going to happen 

Tell him you will pop him in the mouth where he just had his root canal. 

He always has something wrong with a tooth, I told him to just get them all pulled and get false teeth, he didn't like that suggestion  I will not get in a discussion with him tonight over Obama  that would not be good for anyone.

[CasuallyCool]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

[Fanny Mae]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are on the last JSM thread. 

[CasuallyCool]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Farts in a bath tub are funny.

[CasuallyCool]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Yes, and I have had it with men and their screws loose 

That's more like it! 

Whorseface is a loose screw.

[Fanny Mae]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

[Missiontoconvict]

NRCG  Sorry to hear you still are having ant problems. We have had them bad this year because of so little rain. We put corn meal around the whole house. The ants carry it off to eat but their stomachs can't process it and they die. You don't have to worry about the other animals as it's safe. It seems to have worked for us they aren't coming in any more. Hope this helps. Heard it from some doctor on TV a while back. 

Thank-you never heard of that, I will get some at the store    Now my dad called and said I'm in the Green Bay Hospital I had a car accident, I said why in the he!! were you in Green Bay? He says I'm just kidding  I was backing out of the drive way and the brakes didn't work, and I landed in the neighbor's driveway across the street and his car stopped me. All I need is a new fender, and the car repair shop is looking over the car to see why the brakes failed. I have had it, from all the stress my irritable bowel has been acting up for days and I've been vomiting, I really don't appreciate calls like this, I'm mad  I can't even laugh anymore 

 

[Fanny Mae]

Now I've taken some alka seltzer, let's see how that works  I don't know why he thinks that is funny, I really don't 

Don't you know by now that all men have a screw loose or two. They are the same ones that think that farts are hysterical. 

Farts in a bath tub are funny.

Oh, admit it....farts are funny to men anywhere.