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« Reply #660 on: September 10, 2009, 09:51:34 AM »

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CC That is so sweet. 
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« Reply #661 on: September 10, 2009, 09:52:59 AM »

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« Reply #662 on: September 10, 2009, 09:54:25 AM »

Teyve God Speed. Wishing you a good day.  an angelic monkey

Trimm hope your stress is over with your taxes. 

Good Morning Bearly

Thanks, GE!   

Tevye have you called the doctor yet? 

Trimm, I am thinking about you and your taxes. 
Oops, I have to roll the wheels on your cart!

JSM, No Rosie, N Rose, Trimm, and Fanny, I hope you feel better.   

CC, I hope you didn't strain your eyes too much at Hooters work on your first day back.   

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« Reply #663 on: September 10, 2009, 09:58:10 AM »



Let’s run through my rock star list….Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know i love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!

All I can say is it takes all kinds. But does this dude have two different shoes and socks on too? Or is there someone standing next to him?
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« Reply #664 on: September 10, 2009, 09:59:58 AM »

Teyve God Speed. Wishing you a good day.  an angelic monkey

Trimm hope your stress is over with your taxes. 

Good Morning Bearly

Thanks, GE!   

Tevye have you called the doctor yet? 

Trimm, I am thinking about you and your taxes. 
Oops, I have to roll the wheels on your cart!

JSM, No Rosie, N Rose, Trimm, and Fanny, I hope you feel better.   

CC, I hope you didn't strain your eyes too much at Hooters work on your first day back.   



Hey Bearly - stupid work!!


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« Reply #665 on: September 10, 2009, 10:00:45 AM »

OMG as if last night wasn't bad enough. Fox just said O was having another speech on health care this morning. Not sure when but some time this morning. YUCK

All of this Health care talk is making me sick!

 

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« Reply #666 on: September 10, 2009, 10:01:32 AM »

He definitely has on two different socks    Thanks Bearly, my stomach isn't as extended today, yesterday the neighborhood kids could have used my stomach as a pitch back, I could have charged 25 cents a ball to fly off my stomach 
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« Reply #667 on: September 10, 2009, 10:01:54 AM »

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?
I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

JSM, I have an idea.  Why don't you skate the program over again and have someone tape it?

 



That's a great idea.
Bearly ,where did you go?   

I am here!  I went to put the wash in the dryer.

 



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« Reply #668 on: September 10, 2009, 10:03:31 AM »

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?
I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

JSM, I have an idea.  Why don't you skate the program over again and have someone tape it?

 


Hi Bearly. Sorry I missed you. I plan on skating it again, not sure when the next competition is though. My sister will not be in charge of the video camera this next time.

I want to see the previous one.  We all had a stake in it, voting and such.  Just sayin'.

 

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« Reply #669 on: September 10, 2009, 10:07:45 AM »

JSM,I will be one of the guests showing.I am parking here until I get back.


Bye Bearly.   

Toodles!  Good luck and let 'em have it!

 

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« Reply #670 on: September 10, 2009, 10:09:07 AM »

They might cut my cable: today is "Lassie" day on Turner classic Movies. Last night was NCIS (OMG! Mark Harmon is STILL hot!) marathon on USA. Why, one might thing I avoid Dear Leader's blatherings like the plague...and I do! (It's those darn ears....how can anyone take those ears seriously???)
Good Morning, Lassie day  I can't watch Lassie without crying, Lassie Come Home did me in as a kid.  Bearlyhere thanks for the name of the drug, when I go see my doctor I will ask him about that    Trimm good luck today  an angelic monkey

You're welcome!

 

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« Reply #671 on: September 10, 2009, 10:10:23 AM »

JSM!!!   JSM!!!   JSM!!!

Oh, how cool!  I mean how casually cool!

 

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« Reply #672 on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:04 AM »

Well, kids, it's time for another "Cancer is Funny, Dammit!" Installment:

So, last week, after my forced incarceration at the hospital (they thought they could break my monkey habit, silly people!) my Doctor, who is named after a great cartoon character, said he'd call me on Tuesday with my pathology reports. So, Tuesday I do nothing but hang by the phone and watch NCIS online. Mark Harmon was snarkily hot, but the DR did not call (my surgeon, not the good Doctor Who...who, by the way, still owes me a sonic screwdriver). I did not do the paper that was due last night...I think maybe I'm not caring so much anymore about the papers. Or maybe I'm just distracted...what with this drain thingy hanging out of me and the tiredness and the being upbeat for family chit.

Anywhoo...I had to call my Dr. office to ask about this rash on my chest...I think during surgery they put a sterile field down, and the glue doesn't agree with my aging but tender skin. Nurse "OMG! I'm-So-Sorry-I-Gave-You-The-Wrong-Lab-Report says "Hasn't he called you with your path report yet?" I say no, and tell her that Dr and I have agreed that I will never ask anyone but him for lab results. She laughs, and says she'll have him call me.

so, he calls me, while I'm asleep (naps are GOOD!). I call him back, his office pages him (he's in surgery all day and I tell them it's no big deal (I will burn in hell for all the lies!) so he calls me from OR. He doesn't have my file in front of him, but does remember that 4 of the nodes were cancerous, and that they didn't get the whole tumour. Well, CARP! Shietz!

So, he tells me he'll call me later and talk more. So, I break all the rules at class last night (yep, damn skippy I went..I did leave 1/2 hour early cos I had to get to the ice cream store and get a hot-fudge brownie sundae before they closed  ) and left my phone turned on and guess what? He never called!

So, again, I'm in the holding pattern. I do know I'll have to do chemo (remember, my mom is hoping I'll get curly hair out of the deal) and radiation (saving money on the electric bill,I won't need any lights for awhile). I don't think I'm mad at him because he didn't get it all, or that he didn't call when he said he would. I think I might be mad that this obviously isn't as important to him as it is to me. I mean, geeze, doesn't he get it yet? IT'S ALL ABOUT ME ME ME! LOL! That's so hard for me to even say, as I've spent a whole lifetime making it be about others.

So, that's my non-informative update. I think I might be suffering from Obama care before it even gets railroaded voted in!
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« Reply #673 on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:06 AM »



Let’s run through my rock star list….Mullet? – check; big sunglasses? – check; heart shaped tattoo? – u know i love my mom; Cut jean shorts? – are there any other type of shorts?; wife beater tied at the midriff – check;….. He is an official ROCK STAR!

 

You missed the socks.

Messed up ankle from jumping off the stage--check!

 

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« Reply #674 on: September 10, 2009, 10:12:36 AM »

JSM,I will be one of the guests showing.I am parking here until I get back.


Bye Bearly.   

Toodles!  Good luck and let 'em have it!

 



Bearly - I think you need to do a one cheek sneak.


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« Reply #675 on: September 10, 2009, 10:14:15 AM »

He definitely has on two different socks    Thanks Bearly, my stomach isn't as extended today, yesterday the neighborhood kids could have used my stomach as a pitch back, I could have charged 25 cents a ball to fly off my stomach 

Doesn't alka seltzer have aspirin in it?  I could be wrong, I have never taken it.

 

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« Reply #676 on: September 10, 2009, 10:16:35 AM »

JSM,I will be one of the guests showing.I am parking here until I get back.


Bye Bearly.   

Toodles!  Good luck and let 'em have it!

 



Bearly - I think you need to do a one cheek sneak.


JSM!!!   JSM!!!   JSM!!!

CC, love your new avi!
JSM! JSM! JSM! (that was from the Romanian judges, they only give one ! mark..cheap basturds!)
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« Reply #677 on: September 10, 2009, 10:20:06 AM »

Well, kids, it's time for another "Cancer is Funny, Dammit!" Installment:

So, last week, after my forced incarceration at the hospital (they thought they could break my monkey habit, silly people!) my Doctor, who is named after a great cartoon character, said he'd call me on Tuesday with my pathology reports. So, Tuesday I do nothing but hang by the phone and watch NCIS online. Mark Harmon was snarkily hot, but the DR did not call (my surgeon, not the good Doctor Who...who, by the way, still owes me a sonic screwdriver). I did not do the paper that was due last night...I think maybe I'm not caring so much anymore about the papers. Or maybe I'm just distracted...what with this drain thingy hanging out of me and the tiredness and the being upbeat for family chit.

Anywhoo...I had to call my Dr. office to ask about this rash on my chest...I think during surgery they put a sterile field down, and the glue doesn't agree with my aging but tender skin. Nurse "OMG! I'm-So-Sorry-I-Gave-You-The-Wrong-Lab-Report says "Hasn't he called you with your path report yet?" I say no, and tell her that Dr and I have agreed that I will never ask anyone but him for lab results. She laughs, and says she'll have him call me.

so, he calls me, while I'm asleep (naps are GOOD!). I call him back, his office pages him (he's in surgery all day and I tell them it's no big deal (I will burn in hell for all the lies!) so he calls me from OR. He doesn't have my file in front of him, but does remember that 4 of the nodes were cancerous, and that they didn't get the whole tumour. Well, CARP! Shietz!

So, he tells me he'll call me later and talk more. So, I break all the rules at class last night (yep, damn skippy I went..I did leave 1/2 hour early cos I had to get to the ice cream store and get a hot-fudge brownie sundae before they closed  ) and left my phone turned on and guess what? He never called!

So, again, I'm in the holding pattern. I do know I'll have to do chemo (remember, my mom is hoping I'll get curly hair out of the deal) and radiation (saving money on the electric bill,I won't need any lights for awhile). I don't think I'm mad at him because he didn't get it all, or that he didn't call when he said he would. I think I might be mad that this obviously isn't as important to him as it is to me. I mean, geeze, doesn't he get it yet? IT'S ALL ABOUT ME ME ME! LOL! That's so hard for me to even say, as I've spent a whole lifetime making it be about others.

So, that's my non-informative update. I think I might be suffering from Obama care before it even gets railroaded voted in!
  an angelic monkey  It is your turn now, and you are very lucky to have a big family who cares. It is very sad when they don't get right back to you with results, my husband had that happen when they found a mass on his lung. It is like these patients are top priority, for God sakes 
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« Reply #678 on: September 10, 2009, 10:29:06 AM »

Well, kids, it's time for another "Cancer is Funny, Dammit!" Installment:

So, last week, after my forced incarceration at the hospital (they thought they could break my monkey habit, silly people!) my Doctor, who is named after a great cartoon character, said he'd call me on Tuesday with my pathology reports. So, Tuesday I do nothing but hang by the phone and watch NCIS online. Mark Harmon was snarkily hot, but the DR did not call (my surgeon, not the good Doctor Who...who, by the way, still owes me a sonic screwdriver). I did not do the paper that was due last night...I think maybe I'm not caring so much anymore about the papers. Or maybe I'm just distracted...what with this drain thingy hanging out of me and the tiredness and the being upbeat for family chit.

Anywhoo...I had to call my Dr. office to ask about this rash on my chest...I think during surgery they put a sterile field down, and the glue doesn't agree with my aging but tender skin. Nurse "OMG! I'm-So-Sorry-I-Gave-You-The-Wrong-Lab-Report says "Hasn't he called you with your path report yet?" I say no, and tell her that Dr and I have agreed that I will never ask anyone but him for lab results. She laughs, and says she'll have him call me.

so, he calls me, while I'm asleep (naps are GOOD!). I call him back, his office pages him (he's in surgery all day and I tell them it's no big deal (I will burn in hell for all the lies!) so he calls me from OR. He doesn't have my file in front of him, but does remember that 4 of the nodes were cancerous, and that they didn't get the whole tumour. Well, CARP! Shietz!

So, he tells me he'll call me later and talk more. So, I break all the rules at class last night (yep, damn skippy I went..I did leave 1/2 hour early cos I had to get to the ice cream store and get a hot-fudge brownie sundae before they closed  ) and left my phone turned on and guess what? He never called!

So, again, I'm in the holding pattern. I do know I'll have to do chemo (remember, my mom is hoping I'll get curly hair out of the deal) and radiation (saving money on the electric bill,I won't need any lights for awhile). I don't think I'm mad at him because he didn't get it all, or that he didn't call when he said he would. I think I might be mad that this obviously isn't as important to him as it is to me. I mean, geeze, doesn't he get it yet? IT'S ALL ABOUT ME ME ME! LOL! That's so hard for me to even say, as I've spent a whole lifetime making it be about others.

So, that's my non-informative update. I think I might be suffering from Obama care before it even gets railroaded voted in!

It is about you and you and you. There is nothing wrong with you wanting him to respond to your calls. You are the one thats important. Does he know that he better get on the ball or he is going to have a chit load of  Monkeys on his back. 
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« Reply #679 on: September 10, 2009, 10:48:57 AM »

JSM!!!   JSM!!!   JSM!!!
  You are a crazy fool CC. 
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