JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD #4

[joesamas mama]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

JSM, I have an idea.  Why don't you skate the program over again and have someone tape it?

 

Hi Bearly. Sorry I missed you. I plan on skating it again, not sure when the next competition is though. My sister will not be in charge of the video camera this next time.

I want to see the previous one.  We all had a stake in it, voting and such.  Just sayin'.

 

Bearly, the previous one my sister rewound the tape and recorded herself walking down the steps out of the arena. 

I know.  So...do it over!  Put your lovely outfit on and skate your routine again and have someone film you!

 

I'll see what I can do, no promises though. But I will have Christmas program coming up in December. It is with a group though. I will have that filmed and post it. 

[joesamas mama]

I guess I've been trying to poison my family, I've now went to cleaning out some of my canned goods, and wow some of them are really expired, I have one more shelf to do, tomorrow. First day of school here today, and it is really hot out  My daughter and her friend leave at 3am to go up to Northern California to see a Weezer and Blink 182 concert, they will be home late Sunday, so another thing to add to my list of worries 

  3 am? Why so early?

[Fanny Mae]

I guess I've been trying to poison my family, I've now went to cleaning out some of my canned goods, and wow some of them are really expired, I have one more shelf to do, tomorrow. First day of school here today, and it is really hot out  My daughter and her friend leave at 3am to go up to Northern California to see a Weezer and Blink 182 concert, they will be home late Sunday, so another thing to add to my list of worries 

  3 am? Why so early?

It's a loooong way from Southern Ca to Northern Ca. JMO

[no rose colored glasses]

I guess I've been trying to poison my family, I've now went to cleaning out some of my canned goods, and wow some of them are really expired, I have one more shelf to do, tomorrow. First day of school here today, and it is really hot out  My daughter and her friend leave at 3am to go up to Northern California to see a Weezer and Blink 182 concert, they will be home late Sunday, so another thing to add to my list of worries 

  3 am? Why so early?

It's a loooong way from Southern Ca to Northern Ca. JMO

It is, and they want to do somethings before the concert on Saturday night.

[Missiontoconvict]

I guess I've been trying to poison my family, I've now went to cleaning out some of my canned goods, and wow some of them are really expired, I have one more shelf to do, tomorrow. First day of school here today, and it is really hot out  My daughter and her friend leave at 3am to go up to Northern California to see a Weezer and Blink 182 concert, they will be home late Sunday, so another thing to add to my list of worries 

Too funny - I started canning tomatoes a few weeks ago and cleaned out the pantry - I threw a lot of expired can goods away too - it makes me mad that I do that but I just close my eyes and pitch them - such a waste.  No Rose don't worry the girls will be ok they have been taught good, just be sure to tell them to keep their celly's charged and close so you can call to check in any ol time you want.

[Missiontoconvict]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

JSM, I have an idea.  Why don't you skate the program over again and have someone tape it?

 

Hi Bearly. Sorry I missed you. I plan on skating it again, not sure when the next competition is though. My sister will not be in charge of the video camera this next time.

I want to see the previous one.  We all had a stake in it, voting and such.  Just sayin'.

 

Bearly, the previous one my sister rewound the tape and recorded herself walking down the steps out of the arena. 

I know.  So...do it over!  Put your lovely outfit on and skate your routine again and have someone film you!

 

I'll see what I can do, no promises though. But I will have Christmas program coming up in December. It is with a group though. I will have that filmed and post it. 

  I can't wait to see it JSM - 

[trimmonthelake]

  Man o man.I finally made it back home.We never found the auxillary tax office.The crazyazz auditor didn't answer her phone or return our call.Wound up going to Muscle Shoals to their office which is where the auditor is originally from.The lady there let us drop off our information.Mrs.Idon'treturnmycalls will go over our stuff tomorrow.   
Hubby was getting louder and louder cause he was so nervous.    They can all kiss my buttocks.   
I'm pretty sure hubby is shy a few of his work receipts.I had all my chit.    You gotta laugh. 

[trimmonthelake]

Am listening to the BBQ lunch tape.  Did mushroom head pick up the tab?

I don't know how she ate, she couldn't keep her yap shut long enough to take a bite. 

PS Glad you are back CC. We missed you and you missed my skating pics. 

Skating pics?  Where, where?

They are here:

http://scaredmonkeys.net/index.php?topic=5903.4300

JSM, I have an idea.  Why don't you skate the program over again and have someone tape it?

 

Hi Bearly. Sorry I missed you. I plan on skating it again, not sure when the next competition is though. My sister will not be in charge of the video camera this next time.

I want to see the previous one.  We all had a stake in it, voting and such.  Just sayin'.

 

Bearly, the previous one my sister rewound the tape and recorded herself walking down the steps out of the arena. 

I know.  So...do it over!  Put your lovely outfit on and skate your routine again and have someone film you!

 

I'll see what I can do, no promises though. But I will have Christmas program coming up in December. It is with a group though. I will have that filmed and post it. 

  I can't wait to see it JSM - 

    

[trimmonthelake]

Did Dr.Idon'thavetimeformypatients call Tevye Squarepants yet?   

[Fanny Mae]

Did Dr.Idon'thavetimeformypatients call Tevye Squarepants yet?   

We haven't heard yet. But if she hasn't yet, we are going to have take the new Witless News Car and give her doctor an attitude adjustment. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Man o man.I finally made it back home.We never found the auxillary tax office.The crazyazz auditor didn't answer her phone or return our call.Wound up going to Muscle Shoals to their office which is where the auditor is originally from.The lady there let us drop off our information.Mrs.Idon'treturnmycalls will go over our stuff tomorrow.   
Hubby was getting louder and louder cause he was so nervous.    They can all kiss my buttocks.   
I'm pretty sure hubby is shy a few of his work receipts.I had all my chit.    You gotta laugh. 

Here Trimm sit back and relax here is a cocktail - I made you several different varieties once you get done with this you will have forgotten all about MissIdontreturnmyphonecalls - glad you are back.

[trimmonthelake]

Did Dr.Idon'thavetimeformypatients call Tevye Squarepants yet?   

We haven't heard yet. But if she hasn't yet, we are going to have take the new Witless News Car and give her doctor an attitude adjustment. 

I ready.   

[Fanny Mae]

Man o man.I finally made it back home.We never found the auxillary tax office.The crazyazz auditor didn't answer her phone or return our call.Wound up going to Muscle Shoals to their office which is where the auditor is originally from.The lady there let us drop off our information.Mrs.Idon'treturnmycalls will go over our stuff tomorrow.   
Hubby was getting louder and louder cause he was so nervous.    They can all kiss my buttocks.   
I'm pretty sure hubby is shy a few of his work receipts.I had all my chit.    You gotta laugh. 

I hope you got to see Northern Rose's new pic about car "safety" belts.
 

[Bearlyhere]

It definitely is about YOU and if he doesn't call soon you may have to resort to visiting his office and start pounding on the desk!   

Hey, how about I give ya'll his phone number, and you all can call him, give your screen name, and tell him to release the results!  Can you imagine?
"Yeah, this is Missiontoconvict...tell the truth about Tevye, mister!"
"Dude, it's Casually Cool. Speak, man!"
"Hi, I"m BearlyThere. Can you tell me about Tevye...(click as they hang up)
"Good morning. My name is JSM, and I have a dog who will chew you up and then puke on you. Now, about Tevye..."
(at this point, the office nurse is going "WhoTF is this Tevye, and why did she put our number out there?!")
And from then on, only a machine will answer. It will say "We are sorry, but we do not have a patient named Tevye, and we do not accept calls from monkeys!"

Yeah, I like it!

 

I think it's doable.  Then call and say, hi it's Tevye.  Did anyone call asking about my results?

 

[trimmonthelake]

Thanks Mission.What a crazy day.I just decided what the heck.What are they gonna do?Repossess the dogs,take hubby?   
I was going crazy,wondering if any news was breaking.   
My name is Tinkerbell Trimm and I am a ScaredMonkey addict.   

[trimmonthelake]

Man o man.I finally made it back home.We never found the auxillary tax office.The crazyazz auditor didn't answer her phone or return our call.Wound up going to Muscle Shoals to their office which is where the auditor is originally from.The lady there let us drop off our information.Mrs.Idon'treturnmycalls will go over our stuff tomorrow.   
Hubby was getting louder and louder cause he was so nervous.    They can all kiss my buttocks.   
I'm pretty sure hubby is shy a few of his work receipts.I had all my chit.    You gotta laugh. 

I hope you got to see Northern Rose's new pic about car "safety" belts.
 

I'll go back and check the posts.

[trimmonthelake]

Did Obama change your mind?

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2009/09/10/did-obama-change-mind/

Thanks for the link.I voted.   

[Fanny Mae]

Today Glen Beck is talking about ACORN. 

[trimmonthelake]

I'm worried about TRIMM. I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing she has been gone so long. I am hoping things went good and she and hubby went to lunch and a day of shopping.   

 

   He would do it if he could.He's not mean enough.   

[joesamas mama]

I guess I've been trying to poison my family, I've now went to cleaning out some of my canned goods, and wow some of them are really expired, I have one more shelf to do, tomorrow. First day of school here today, and it is really hot out  My daughter and her friend leave at 3am to go up to Northern California to see a Weezer and Blink 182 concert, they will be home late Sunday, so another thing to add to my list of worries 

  3 am? Why so early?

It's a loooong way from Southern Ca to Northern Ca. JMO

Oh, like driving from  Longview to El Paso I guess.