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« Reply #1040 on: September 25, 2009, 02:46:55 PM »


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« Reply #1041 on: September 25, 2009, 02:48:13 PM »

Here's another autumn smiley:

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« Reply #1042 on: September 25, 2009, 02:49:17 PM »

Fanny hope you're feeling better now! Maybe this will get your mind off of those po-ta-t....

                                 

Thanks QM.  an angelic monkey


CC!!! You know when I am stronger I am going to get you back!!! 


Try to be low-profile about it. Your enemy will know it's you, and you'll avoid unwanted attention from Higher Authorities. HELP BEARLY, HELP!!!!


Too late to cry for help. I am stealthy and you will be zinged before you know it. 
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« Reply #1044 on: September 25, 2009, 02:50:32 PM »

“It tastes a lot better going down than coming back up”
~ Albert Einstein on vomit

“I think that if we are to save the environment, we're gonna have to accept eating more recycled food in the future. After all, astronauts drink their own urine, so I don't see why eating vomit would be such a big deal. Not that I would eat it myself, of course.”
~ Al Gore on vomit

“Vomit, it's the meal that keeps coming back!lollollollolllo”
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You are really not helping my tummy!!!! 

Fanny,this will make you feel better.I almost put laundry detergent in my dryer.
Is it my imagination or are they showing a lot of commercials with O' in them?I am beginning to wonder if they have embedded subliminal messages in them.   Monkey Devil!
I gotta go outside for a minute.I can't take anymore.sorry about your taters.
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« Reply #1045 on: September 25, 2009, 02:50:58 PM »

Here's another autumn smiley:



What happened to the pretty autumn smiley?? I didn't get to snag it. 
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« Reply #1046 on: September 25, 2009, 02:51:15 PM »

Sorry, I moved it in my PB acct! Here it is again:
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« Reply #1047 on: September 25, 2009, 02:53:34 PM »

               
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« Reply #1048 on: September 25, 2009, 02:56:00 PM »

Fanny hope you're feeling better now! Maybe this will get your mind off of those po-ta-t....

                                 

Thanks QM.  an angelic monkey


CC!!! You know when I am stronger I am going to get you back!!! 


Try to be low-profile about it. Your enemy will know it's you, and you'll avoid unwanted attention from Higher Authorities. HELP BEARLY, HELP!!!!


Too late to cry for help. I am stealthy and you will be zinged before you know it. 

Oh, remember who you're dealing with here, grasshopper.     
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« Reply #1049 on: September 25, 2009, 02:58:06 PM »

President Ted Kennedy had this to say, "Potatos are like the black plague, you can't see them coming, but you can sure smell them."

      I didn't realize potatoes smelled that bad when rotten

Oh, Honey! 

I have been to chicken processing plants that smelled better than that. 

Matter of fact, I have been to potato processing plants that smelled better than that. I usually have a cast iron stomach, after four kids, uncountable cat, dogs,rabbits, and birds. Much less going to gawd-awful food processing plants, including pork and beef. Never in my life have I had the gag-factor I had today. 

Pregers???  (did it make you laugh?)
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« Reply #1050 on: September 25, 2009, 03:00:59 PM »

Got some of the annuals ripped out and saved some nasturtium seeds as well as blue fax seeds.  Get the lawn mower started and go for 5 minutes and it dies.  So if when I go back out I can not get it started I am torn between taking it apart again and handing hubby a box of left over parts to play puzzle, or just waiting.  Thoughts?
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Patton is my babe. RIP my Josef I love you both!


« Reply #1051 on: September 25, 2009, 03:01:18 PM »

Sorry, I moved it in my PB acct! Here it is again:
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« Reply #1052 on: September 25, 2009, 03:04:07 PM »

I have not gone to take pictures yet.  This is not mine, just want to post it to help Fanny and make JSM happy.
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« Reply #1053 on: September 25, 2009, 03:05:32 PM »

               

Snag, snag, snag and snag. 
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« Reply #1054 on: September 25, 2009, 03:06:31 PM »

I have not gone to take pictures yet.  This is not mine, just want to post it to help Fanny and make JSM happy.

That is just beautiful. Pregars???
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« Reply #1055 on: September 25, 2009, 03:07:26 PM »

Fanny hope you're feeling better now! Maybe this will get your mind off of those po-ta-t....

                                 

Thanks QM.  an angelic monkey


CC!!! You know when I am stronger I am going to get you back!!! 


Try to be low-profile about it. Your enemy will know it's you, and you'll avoid unwanted attention from Higher Authorities. HELP BEARLY, HELP!!!!


Too late to cry for help. I am stealthy and you will be zinged before you know it. 

Oh, remember who you're dealing with here, grasshopper.     

Not to worry. I have already plotted my revenge.  BOO! 
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« Reply #1056 on: September 25, 2009, 03:07:54 PM »

I have not gone to take pictures yet.  This is not mine, just want to post it to help Fanny and make JSM happy.

That is just beautiful. Pregars???

Yes, as in morning sickness, a big surprise 9 months later....pregers.
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« Reply #1057 on: September 25, 2009, 03:08:50 PM »

Got some of the annuals ripped out and saved some nasturtium seeds as well as blue fax seeds.  Get the lawn mower started and go for 5 minutes and it dies.  So if when I go back out I can not get it started I am torn between taking it apart again and handing hubby a box of left over parts to play puzzle, or just waiting.  Thoughts?

Sit down, prop you feet up! Let Hubby deal with it when he gets back.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1058 on: September 25, 2009, 03:09:48 PM »

I have not gone to take pictures yet.  This is not mine, just want to post it to help Fanny and make JSM happy.

That is just beautiful. Pregars???

Yes, as in morning sickness, a big surprise 9 months later....pregers.

I think you have to be contaminated before you can be pregars............
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« Reply #1059 on: September 25, 2009, 03:10:56 PM »

Got some of the annuals ripped out and saved some nasturtium seeds as well as blue fax seeds.  Get the lawn mower started and go for 5 minutes and it dies.  So if when I go back out I can not get it started I am torn between taking it apart again and handing hubby a box of left over parts to play puzzle, or just waiting.  Thoughts?

Sit down, prop you feet up! Let Hubby deal with it when he gets back.  an angelic monkey

I am going to try to start it again.  If it runs, the lawn gets vacuumed.  If I can not get it started I am going for a walk with the dog and my camera.
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