JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Fanny Mae]

       

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1216068/Gaddafis-translator-collapsed-exhaustion-UN-rant.html?ITO=1490

Colonel Gaddafi's bizarre rant at the UN was met with yawns and disbelief by delegates.
But it was too much for the eccentric Libyan leader's translator who is said to have collapsed with exhaustion during the lengthy diatribe.
The beleaguered interpreter cried 'I just can’t take it any more,' into a live microphone in Arabic after 75 minutes of Gaddafi's ramblings.
He was replaced by the UN’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, who translated the final 20 minutes of the speech.

I noticed the change, but I didn't know why. 

[joesamas mama]

Just some leaves and berries are ripe.

Berries you can eat or poisonous berries?

Most berries are not poisonous, but they ferment after they ripen, and thus the drunken birds. They will poop red and purple stuff on you if you are not careful. 

Thanks Fanny. I have never seen a drunken bird before. 

OMG I LMAO when I read this watch this video - you wont understand a word but There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, the animals come there to eat it.  Kind of like what happens with some humans.  My Grama sent me this a month or so ago and I laughed so hard.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pp0Tv3ViulE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Pp0Tv3ViulE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

        Thank you Mission. That was the funniest thing seeing those birds just looking at the drunk monkey. 

[joesamas mama]

       

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1216068/Gaddafis-translator-collapsed-exhaustion-UN-rant.html?ITO=1490

Colonel Gaddafi's bizarre rant at the UN was met with yawns and disbelief by delegates.
But it was too much for the eccentric Libyan leader's translator who is said to have collapsed with exhaustion during the lengthy diatribe.
The beleaguered interpreter cried 'I just can’t take it any more,' into a live microphone in Arabic after 75 minutes of Gaddafi's ramblings.
He was replaced by the UN’s Arabic section chief, Rasha Ajalyaqeen, who translated the final 20 minutes of the speech.

I noticed the change, but I didn't know why. 

I bet it would be hard to translate for a nutter. Just think of the poor sap that has to translate Obambi's uhmms, ahhhsss and you knows into a foreign language. 

[Fanny Mae]

I wondered what was chewing the hole in that tree.  See the sawdust it left? 

I see that. I have heard some people talking about squirrels stripping bark from trees, but I have never seen them do it myself. Something was definitely chewing there.

Termites? 

After I looked at it again, it looked more like a bore hole in the tree. Sometimes Woodpeckers do that, but not that low to the ground.

  You said wood Peckers... Sorry just made me laugh Fanny. 

WOODPECKERS: http://images.google.com/images?q=woodpecker&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=T1C9SrGYMMKg8AbEr92kAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1

[joesamas mama]

          

My mom just called and asked what time I skate tomorrow. I told her 10:45 and she asked what time I will be finished.

She has "points" whatever that is she needs to use at Nordstroms so she is taking me shopping to buy me some clothes. YAY....

Guess she didn't like the Notre Dame sweatshirt I wore to the birthday party.  Just kidding. I think it is nice she wants to buy me some clothes. Lord knows I need some new ones. 

[joesamas mama]

I wondered what was chewing the hole in that tree.  See the sawdust it left? 

I see that. I have heard some people talking about squirrels stripping bark from trees, but I have never seen them do it myself. Something was definitely chewing there.

Termites? 

After I looked at it again, it looked more like a bore hole in the tree. Sometimes Woodpeckers do that, but not that low to the ground.

  You said wood Peckers... Sorry just made me laugh Fanny. 

WOODPECKERS: http://images.google.com/images?q=woodpecker&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=T1C9SrGYMMKg8AbEr92kAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1

Woody Woodpecker with the cigar in his mouth is my favorite.

I always said if I ever owned a Sports team their mascot would be the Fighting Woodpeckers. That's why I laugh every time I hear about them.

[joesamas mama]

  Fanny, better get your hiney cream out. More creepy kids singing about dear leader.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1</a>


http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/09/vomit-alert-another-video-shows-thirdgraders-singing-obamas-praises-.html

The video, lyrics and an explanation of how the video came to be were posted on YouTube, September 7th, 2009, by user misterbee2009:

The Obama Song (”Proud American”) By Mr. B and the students of Room 8 February 2009


Obama is the President!
First African America in history
44th president of the United States
The ground has shifted
The world has changed!

CHORUS:
Oooo Im a proud American
Oooo yes yes yes yes YES WE CAN!


Im going to study really hard just like Barack

Learning never ever stops
Gonna set my goals HIGH and graduate
You might be looking at the President of 2048!

“On November 4th 2008, we held a mock presidential election in my third grade classroom. Students spoke their minds about the candidates, and I facilitated making sure all sides were heard. Secret ballots were cast, and Barack Obama won getting 18 out of 20 votes. John McCain and Cynthia McKinney split the remainder. Later that night of course history was made.” — misterbee

[no rose colored glasses]

JSM that is nice of your mom  Man, if one of my kids was singing like that in school, I would certainly make a trip down to the school to discuss this 

[Missiontoconvict]

         

My mom just called and asked what time I skate tomorrow. I told her 10:45 and she asked what time I will be finished.

She has "points" whatever that is she needs to use at Nordstroms so she is taking me shopping to buy me some clothes. YAY....

Guess she didn't like the Notre Dame sweatshirt I wore to the birthday party.  Just kidding. I think it is nice she wants to buy me some clothes. Lord knows I need some new ones. 

That is so nice of her - could it be I need to get that laundry done for you so you can wear a different sweatshirt?

[Fanny Mae]

Fanny, better get your hiney cream out. More creepy kids singing about dear leader.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1</a>


http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/09/vomit-alert-another-video-shows-thirdgraders-singing-obamas-praises-.html

The video, lyrics and an explanation of how the video came to be were posted on YouTube, September 7th, 2009, by user misterbee2009:

The Obama Song (”Proud American”) By Mr. B and the students of Room 8 February 2009


Obama is the President!
First African America in history
44th president of the United States
The ground has shifted
The world has changed!

CHORUS:
Oooo Im a proud American
Oooo yes yes yes yes YES WE CAN!


Im going to study really hard just like Barack

Learning never ever stops
Gonna set my goals HIGH and graduate
You might be looking at the President of 2048!

“On November 4th 2008, we held a mock presidential election in my third grade classroom. Students spoke their minds about the candidates, and I facilitated making sure all sides were heard. Secret ballots were cast, and Barack Obama won getting 18 out of 20 votes. John McCain and Cynthia McKinney split the remainder. Later that night of course history was made.” — misterbee

[trimmonthelake]

         

My mom just called and asked what time I skate tomorrow. I told her 10:45 and she asked what time I will be finished.

She has "points" whatever that is she needs to use at Nordstroms so she is taking me shopping to buy me some clothes. YAY....

Guess she didn't like the Notre Dame sweatshirt I wore to the birthday party.  Just kidding. I think it is nice she wants to buy me some clothes. Lord knows I need some new ones. 

My Mom likes to buy my walking shoes.She is a sweety.I think we are lucky.   
I like it when she goes to Bath and Body Works too.    She always buys up stuff for my sister and myself. 

[trimmonthelake]

  I'm gonna lurk for a while.My medicine makes me sleepy and I have a fever again.    I'll be back in a little while. 

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm gonna lurk for a while.My medicine makes me sleepy and I have a fever again.    I'll be back in a little while. 

I'm sorry, maybe a good night's sleep 

[Fanny Mae]

Just some leaves and berries are ripe.

Berries you can eat or poisonous berries?

Most berries are not poisonous, but they ferment after they ripen, and thus the drunken birds. They will poop red and purple stuff on you if you are not careful. 

Thanks Fanny. I have never seen a drunken bird before. 

OMG I LMAO when I read this watch this video - you wont understand a word but There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is a shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, the animals come there to eat it.  Kind of like what happens with some humans.  My Grama sent me this a month or so ago and I laughed so hard.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pp0Tv3ViulE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/Pp0Tv3ViulE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Thank you, I needed that after the "Obama, oooh, oooh yes song JSM just posted.

[Fanny Mae]

I'm gonna lurk for a while.My medicine makes me sleepy and I have a fever again.    I'll be back in a little while. 

Sorry TRIMM. 

[Missiontoconvict]

Fanny, better get your hiney cream out. More creepy kids singing about dear leader.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1</a>


http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/09/vomit-alert-another-video-shows-thirdgraders-singing-obamas-praises-.html

The video, lyrics and an explanation of how the video came to be were posted on YouTube, September 7th, 2009, by user misterbee2009:

The Obama Song (”Proud American”) By Mr. B and the students of Room 8 February 2009


Obama is the President!
First African America in history
44th president of the United States
The ground has shifted
The world has changed!

CHORUS:
Oooo Im a proud American
Oooo yes yes yes yes YES WE CAN!


Im going to study really hard just like Barack

Learning never ever stops
Gonna set my goals HIGH and graduate
You might be looking at the President of 2048!

“On November 4th 2008, we held a mock presidential election in my third grade classroom. Students spoke their minds about the candidates, and I facilitated making sure all sides were heard. Secret ballots were cast, and Barack Obama won getting 18 out of 20 votes. John McCain and Cynthia McKinney split the remainder. Later that night of course history was made.” — misterbee

Your mad smiley says it all - I'm getting another glass of wine 

[Missiontoconvict]

I'm gonna lurk for a while.My medicine makes me sleepy and I have a fever again.    I'll be back in a little while. 

  You worry me

[joesamas mama]

JSM that is nice of your mom  Man, if one of my kids was singing like that in school, I would certainly make a trip down to the school to discuss this 

It is nice of my mom, I just never can find things at the fancy stores that fit me like Walmart/Target clothes.

I swear this country is going to h*ll in a handbasket over BHO. I still can't get the BHO mmmmm out of my head. 

You don't have to stand for the Pledge of Allegience in school, can't mention God, but they can make kids sing this chit at school. 

[joesamas mama]

         

My mom just called and asked what time I skate tomorrow. I told her 10:45 and she asked what time I will be finished.

She has "points" whatever that is she needs to use at Nordstroms so she is taking me shopping to buy me some clothes. YAY....

Guess she didn't like the Notre Dame sweatshirt I wore to the birthday party.  Just kidding. I think it is nice she wants to buy me some clothes. Lord knows I need some new ones. 

That is so nice of her - could it be I need to get that laundry done for you so you can wear a different sweatshirt?

It is nice of her and it came very unexpectedly. I only have one load of clothes to wash, so if you would like to come on over and hang them up you are more than welcome to it. 

[joesamas mama]

Fanny, better get your hiney cream out. More creepy kids singing about dear leader.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/ettl3zfLWus&amp;color1</a>


http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/09/vomit-alert-another-video-shows-thirdgraders-singing-obamas-praises-.html

The video, lyrics and an explanation of how the video came to be were posted on YouTube, September 7th, 2009, by user misterbee2009:

The Obama Song (”Proud American”) By Mr. B and the students of Room 8 February 2009


Obama is the President!
First African America in history
44th president of the United States
The ground has shifted
The world has changed!

CHORUS:
Oooo Im a proud American
Oooo yes yes yes yes YES WE CAN!


Im going to study really hard just like Barack

Learning never ever stops
Gonna set my goals HIGH and graduate
You might be looking at the President of 2048!

“On November 4th 2008, we held a mock presidential election in my third grade classroom. Students spoke their minds about the candidates, and I facilitated making sure all sides were heard. Secret ballots were cast, and Barack Obama won getting 18 out of 20 votes. John McCain and Cynthia McKinney split the remainder. Later that night of course history was made.” — misterbee

Sorry Fanny. I told you to get the ointment for your shiney hiney out before you read my post.