JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[no rose colored glasses]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

    The Incredible Hulk female version? 

[Fanny Mae]

I can't understand a dam thing he is saying, but he is clearly bashing the UN. And that World War II only benefitted three or four countries. 

[Sassycat]

Here's a place you can order candy ciggies, but unfortunately, they aren't 3 for a penny anymore...

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/     just type in candy cigarettes into the search. 

(there's even a page for candy cigarette memories) http://oldtimecandy.com/memories/candy-cigarettes-memories.htm

That's cool Muffy.  Thanks.     

[Fanny Mae]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

 

I told you not to post my pic anymore.   

[Missiontoconvict]

Gee    I must need sleep, I got on the computer health thread thinking it was this thread, and I couldn't figure out why all the talk about computers 

Take some long deep breaths and think nice thoughts. 

I'm way past that, that didn't work 

NoRose are you feeling ok?  I hope you aren't getting sick too especially with company at home. 

I have no choice, thanks for asking, my stress level is on high, I'm not use to talking to someone all day, my husband and daughter work, so I'm alone, I just need to calm down     

Ok I am going to say what my husband says about stress - Don't stress ....what does it do?  Nothing!  It only causes wrinkles - it has no useful purpose.  Let Dad know you have some important things to do on the puter so you will be tied up for awhile.   

[Sassycat]

NoRose are you feeling ok?  I hope you aren't getting sick too especially with company at home. 

I have no choice, thanks for asking, my stress level is on high, I'm not use to talking to someone all day, my husband and daughter work, so I'm alone, I just need to calm down     

               

[Fanny Mae]

OMG! Momar's speaking to the UN. He looks like a drag queen on steroids..............   

Is smarmy a word?  That is what he looks like! He was reading out the the UN handbook, and he just tossed it on the speakers stand. 

[Missiontoconvict]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

    The Incredible Hulk female version? 

 

[CasuallyCool]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

    The Incredible Hulk female version? 

Nope, that is Liz.

I am Pam

I am Pam
Pam I am

That Pam-she-is !
That Pam-she-is !
I do not like
that Pam-she-is !

Do you like my green friend Liz ?

I do not like her Pam-she-is
I do not like your green friend Liz
 
Do you like my green friend who is Liz?Would you like her left or right ?

I would not like her left or right
I would not like her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

Would you like her in a park ?
Would you like her in the dark ?

I will not meet her in a park
I will not touch her in the dark
I will not have her left or right
I will not have her in my sight
I will not like your green friend Liz
I will not like her Pam-she-is

Would you take her by the hand ?
Would you take her in the sand ?

Not by the hand
Not in the sand
Not at a park
Not in the dark
I do not want her left or right
I do not want her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

Would you ? Could you ? In a bar ?
Meet her ! Meet her ! She's a star

I would not
could not
in a bar

You may like her
She won't bite
You may like her
late at night !


I would not could not late at night
Not in a bar ! You are not right
I do not like her by the hand
I do not like her in the sand
I do not like her at a park
I do not like her in the dark
I do not like her left or right
I do not like her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

A bed ! A bed !
A bed ! A bed !
Could you would you
in a bed ?

Not late at night ! Not in a bed !
She's green I tell you! Toe to head !

Would you kiss her
on the mouth?

I would not kiss her on the mouth !
I would not kiss her North or South !
I would not could not touch her hand
I could not would not in the sand
I will not meet her in the park
I will not touch her in the dark
I will not have her left or right
I will not have her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

You do not like her
So you say
Kiss her! Kiss her!
Then you may
Kiss her then you may I say

Pam!
If you will make her go
I will kiss her
So you know

Say!
I like your green friend Liz !
I do! I like her Pam-she-is !

[Sassycat]

TRIMM  and  JSM

                     

[crazybabyborg]

OMG! Momar's speaking to the UN. He looks like a drag queen on steroids..............   

One day someone put a pic of him up here, and I thought it was Aretha Franklin's relative 

 

I swear he looks like one of those robbers wearing a panty hose mask. His mouth and eyes are all squished.....

[Fanny Mae]

  I think CC got to Hooters really early this morning.   

[crazybabyborg]

OMG! Momar's speaking to the UN. He looks like a drag queen on steroids..............   

Is smarmy a word?  That is what he looks like! He was reading out the the UN handbook, and he just tossed it on the speakers stand. 

If it isn't, I say it should be! It describes him perfectly!

[joesamas mama]

a little chin action

MY Eyes are on fire.

[crazybabyborg]

I think CC got to Hooters really early this morning.   

I'm thinking Hooters got to CC................ just sayin'.

[joesamas mama]

I am throwing things at the TV again! O is speaking to the UN and he is apologizing for the United States again!!!! 

  Of course he is    So all this time I thought my dad voted for McCain, well he didn't    I told my husband over and over my dad wouldn't vote for Obama, but he did. If the subject comes up, he is going to tell my husband that he voted for McCain, otherwise I will never hear the end of it. But my dad said that it was a mistake that he voted for Obama.

  At least your dad knows his mistake and is keeping the secret from your husband. What a good daddy you have No Rose.

Yes, and I will admit I was shocked when he told me he voted for him 

He had a lot of old people fooled. Guess they are rethinking that vote.

[Fanny Mae]

OMG! Momar's speaking to the UN. He looks like a drag queen on steroids..............   

One day someone put a pic of him up here, and I thought it was Aretha Franklin's relative 

 

I swear he looks like one of those robbers wearing a panty hose mask. His mouth and eyes are all squished.....

I wonder if there is a time limit of his speech? I wonder how long he is going to stay in the US? He is one more scary azz dictator diplomat president robe wearer, and if I met him on the sidewalk, I would run the other way. And not much scares me! 

[CasuallyCool]

You know why an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could never write a great novel?

[crazybabyborg]

OMG! Momar's speaking to the UN. He looks like a drag queen on steroids..............   

One day someone put a pic of him up here, and I thought it was Aretha Franklin's relative 

 

I swear he looks like one of those robbers wearing a panty hose mask. His mouth and eyes are all squished.....

I wonder if there is a time limit of his speech? I wonder how long he is going to stay in the US? He is one more scary azz dictator diplomat president robe wearer, and if I met him on the sidewalk, I would run the other way. And not much scares me! 

If I had a gong, I'd hit it.................... worth a try anyway........

[Fanny Mae]

I wonder if the diplomats in the audience get a pee break?