JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[joesamas mama]

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=17075685001

Cool video of sheep and border collies. Hope it plays from the link. 

[joesamas mama]

That one pic of Michelle, how many darn belts is she wearing ? 

Looks like a belt a suicide bomber would wear.  Just sayin

[joesamas mama]

I am throwing things at the TV again! O is speaking to the UN and he is apologizing for the United States again!!!! 

  Of course he is    So all this time I thought my dad voted for McCain, well he didn't    I told my husband over and over my dad wouldn't vote for Obama, but he did. If the subject comes up, he is going to tell my husband that he voted for McCain, otherwise I will never hear the end of it. But my dad said that it was a mistake that he voted for Obama.

  At least your dad knows his mistake and is keeping the secret from your husband. What a good daddy you have No Rose.

Yes, and I will admit I was shocked when he told me he voted for him 

Morning Monkeys!

Well, it's a tie between whether he apologized for the US more or threw Israel under the bus more. But the clear frontrunner is trashing the previous president.

How Presidential of him!   

      Thanks for the update CBB. Trashing the former President pizzes me off, but throwing Israel under the bus is what is really making my blood pressure go up. 

[Fanny Mae]

You know why an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could never write a great novel?

Why?

[joesamas mama]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

 

[crazybabyborg]

That one pic of Michelle, how many darn belts is she wearing ? 

Looks like a belt a suicide bomber would wear.  Just sayin

Yeah, I can see that. I was looking for the artillary clips myself, but yeah, I can see that.

[joesamas mama]

That one pic of Michelle, how many darn belts is she wearing ? 

Looks like a belt a suicide bomber would wear.  Just sayin

Yeah, I can see that. I was looking for the artillary clips myself, but yeah, I can see that.

I didn't even think about an artillary clips on the belt. Now that I see it again, your observation is better CBB.

[Fanny Mae]

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1137883380?bctid=17075685001

Cool video of sheep and border collies. Hope it plays from the link. 

Wonderful and amazing! 

I needed that! I now have Qaddafi on mute!  I'm going to have to clean my tv screen when these dictators get through. 

[joesamas mama]

I couldn't decide what or who to wear today.

    The Incredible Hulk female version? 

Nope, that is Liz.

I am Pam

I am Pam
Pam I am

That Pam-she-is !
That Pam-she-is !
I do not like
that Pam-she-is !

Do you like my green friend Liz ?

I do not like her Pam-she-is
I do not like your green friend Liz
 
Do you like my green friend who is Liz?Would you like her left or right ?

I would not like her left or right
I would not like her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

Would you like her in a park ?
Would you like her in the dark ?

I will not meet her in a park
I will not touch her in the dark
I will not have her left or right
I will not have her in my sight
I will not like your green friend Liz
I will not like her Pam-she-is

Would you take her by the hand ?
Would you take her in the sand ?

Not by the hand
Not in the sand
Not at a park
Not in the dark
I do not want her left or right
I do not want her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

Would you ? Could you ? In a bar ?
Meet her ! Meet her ! She's a star

I would not
could not
in a bar

You may like her
She won't bite
You may like her
late at night !


I would not could not late at night
Not in a bar ! You are not right
I do not like her by the hand
I do not like her in the sand
I do not like her at a park
I do not like her in the dark
I do not like her left or right
I do not like her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

A bed ! A bed !
A bed ! A bed !
Could you would you
in a bed ?

Not late at night ! Not in a bed !
She's green I tell you! Toe to head !

Would you kiss her
on the mouth?

I would not kiss her on the mouth !
I would not kiss her North or South !
I would not could not touch her hand
I could not would not in the sand
I will not meet her in the park
I will not touch her in the dark
I will not have her left or right
I will not have her in my sight
I do not like your green friend Liz
I do not like her Pam-she-is

You do not like her
So you say
Kiss her! Kiss her!
Then you may
Kiss her then you may I say

Pam!
If you will make her go
I will kiss her
So you know

Say!
I like your green friend Liz !
I do! I like her Pam-she-is !

  I'm glad you are back CC.

[Northern Rose]

Good Morning

[joesamas mama]

Here's a place you can order candy ciggies, but unfortunately, they aren't 3 for a penny anymore...

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/     just type in candy cigarettes into the search. 

(there's even a page for candy cigarette memories) http://oldtimecandy.com/memories/candy-cigarettes-memories.htm

That's cool Muffy.  Thanks.     

Thanks Muffy from me too.

[Northern Rose]

Hooters now has rides?

[CasuallyCool]

You know why an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could never write a great novel?

Why?

Lack of competition!  Give an infinite number of monkeys a finite number of typewriters - then we'll get somewhere.

[Northern Rose]

Save water and laundry time - have your underwear tattooed on.

[Fanny Mae]

Good Morning NORTHERN ROSE! 


I think Muammar had the same plastic surgeon that Pelosi had, but he did put a permanent smile on his face, he put a scowl. I don't think he is able to smile. It would be frightening anyway. 

[Northern Rose]

Bumper Sticker of the day.

[Fanny Mae]

Good Morning NORTHERN ROSE! 


I think Muammar had the same plastic surgeon that Pelosi had, but he did DIDN'Tput a permanent smile on his face, he put a scowl. I don't think he is able to smile. It would be frightening anyway. 

self edit, sheesh! 

[Northern Rose]

Good Morning NORTHERN ROSE! 


I think Muammar had the same plastic surgeon that Pelosi had, but he did put a permanent smile on his face, he put a scowl. I don't think he is able to smile. It would be frightening anyway. 

When he started speaking I immediately wondered where he is hiding his cases of Popeil spray on hair.

[Fanny Mae]

Hooters now has rides?

 

I think you have been hanging around CC too long.

[Northern Rose]

Proof that Elvis is alive and buys his peanut butter at Wally World.