JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[joesamas mama]

Oh do I need some quiet time    I use eye drops for my contacts because of the dry weather and allergies. Last night one of my contacts ripped in my eye, an hour later I finally got both pieces out, my eye looked like someone punched me.

   That made my butthole draw up.  Ouch!
I wear reading glasses.I was always afraid to wear contacts and now I know why.   

    I have a friend who has two favorite sayings:   "Makes my butt wanna dip snuff"  and   "Made my butt bite a hole in the couch."    LOL

  My step dad always says the dip of snuff saying and I never and still don't know what that means, usually we say "made my butt pucker up".

[no rose colored glasses]

Oh do I need some quiet time    I use eye drops for my contacts because of the dry weather and allergies. Last night one of my contacts ripped in my eye, an hour later I finally got both pieces out, my eye looked like someone punched me.

   That made my butthole draw up.  Ouch!
I wear reading glasses.I was always afraid to wear contacts and now I know why.   

This was not the first time, the last time I couldn't get a piece out and the darn piece fell out a couple days later, I just popped a new one in    Bud's Girl, I use to wear the hard contacts also, but have been wearing the soft ones for a long time now.

[joesamas mama]

      

I found a packet of Benadryl in the cupboard behind Josef's medicine. I just took one and 10 minutes later, my eyes are not itchy at all. It is amazing how much better they feel. 

I will probably be out like a light in a few minutes, but thanks for the advice monkeys on what to do about my eyes.   

[joesamas mama]

Oh do I need some quiet time    I use eye drops for my contacts because of the dry weather and allergies. Last night one of my contacts ripped in my eye, an hour later I finally got both pieces out, my eye looked like someone punched me.

   That made my butthole draw up.  Ouch!
I wear reading glasses.I was always afraid to wear contacts and now I know why.   

This was not the first time, the last time I couldn't get a piece out and the darn piece fell out a couple days later, I just popped a new one in    Bud's Girl, I use to wear the hard contacts also, but have been wearing the soft ones for a long time now.

OMG that sounds so painful No Rose. I hate wearing glasses, but at least now I can see. I didn't know how blind I was until the eye doctor asked if I drove a car. What a stupid question, yes I drive a car. She asked what time I drive so she wasn't on the road at the same time.  I told her I always have my seeing eye dog in the back seat. 

[trimmonthelake]

Oh do I need some quiet time    I use eye drops for my contacts because of the dry weather and allergies. Last night one of my contacts ripped in my eye, an hour later I finally got both pieces out, my eye looked like someone punched me.

oooo  that's why I won't wear soft contacts.   I got hard contacts when I was in 10th grade -- you know, just a few yrs ago       And to this day I still wear the hard ones, called gas permeable now.   I tried soft contacts twice thru the yrs & hate hate hated having to stick them in & then worse, drag/pinch them off my eyeball.   The hard ones you just pop in & out so easy.

Trimm - is that a little caramel colored doxie?  Looks just like the one my granddaughter just got, he's so tiny.  I've heard you talk about your devil dog so much, I didn't know what kind.   She had a little black one with caramel markings for about 4 yrs before she got the new one, loved it somuch.   

Yes,hes is a caramel color with a little black on the tip of his tail.He is a tweenie..miniature and standard mix.He weighs about 18lbs.He is all muscle.
I bet your granddaughter lovers her pup.They really are very smart dogs.Since Digger has learned to tree squirrels he thinks he is something else.   

[trimmonthelake]

Oh do I need some quiet time    I use eye drops for my contacts because of the dry weather and allergies. Last night one of my contacts ripped in my eye, an hour later I finally got both pieces out, my eye looked like someone punched me.

   That made my butthole draw up.  Ouch!
I wear reading glasses.I was always afraid to wear contacts and now I know why.   

This was not the first time, the last time I couldn't get a piece out and the darn piece fell out a couple days later, I just popped a new one in    Bud's Girl, I use to wear the hard contacts also, but have been wearing the soft ones for a long time now.

OMG that sounds so painful No Rose. I hate wearing glasses, but at least now I can see. I didn't know how blind I was until the eye doctor asked if I drove a car. What a stupid question, yes I drive a car. She asked what time I drive so she wasn't on the road at the same time.  I told her I always have my seeing eye dog in the back seat. 

 

[trimmonthelake]

   See you monkeys in the morning.I'm gonna try and get some cleaning done.   

[joesamas mama]

Found this Olympic Fail Poster on Jammie Wearing Fools. Not sure if I will get the button for posting it, but it made me laugh.....

[joesamas mama]

  See you monkeys in the morning.I'm gonna try and get some cleaning done.   

  Nite Trimm. 

[Tevye]

Teyve - I love your signature line ...............esp save second base  I hope you are doing ok?  I think about you and keep you close to my heart and prayers everyday.   

Thanks for asking, Mission, I'm doing fine for today. Thanks for the prayers and thoughts 

[no rose colored glasses]

 Good Night Trimm       It's heating up on Lindsey's thread for anyone that is following the case.

[no rose colored glasses]

     

I found a packet of Benadryl in the cupboard behind Josef's medicine. I just took one and 10 minutes later, my eyes are not itchy at all. It is amazing how much better they feel. 

I will probably be out like a light in a few minutes, but thanks for the advice monkeys on what to do about my eyes.   

Good, I always keep them on hand, for allergies, itching, and hives 

[joesamas mama]

Good Night Trimm       It's heating up on Lindsey's thread for anyone that is following the case.

I am very confused about Lindsey's and Haleigh's. I guess I will pop over to Lindseys before I go to bed. Nite Monkeys. Have a good evening. See you in the morning before I go 

[joesamas mama]

     

I found a packet of Benadryl in the cupboard behind Josef's medicine. I just took one and 10 minutes later, my eyes are not itchy at all. It is amazing how much better they feel. 

I will probably be out like a light in a few minutes, but thanks for the advice monkeys on what to do about my eyes.   

Good, I always keep them on hand, for allergies, itching, and hives 

I tried Allegra, didn't work. Glad I found the benadryl, it works much better. Thanks No Rose, I was sick of being blind in one eye with the wash cloth over my eye. 

[Missiontoconvict]

  See you monkeys in the morning.I'm gonna try and get some cleaning done.   

Nite Trimm 

[Missiontoconvict]

Teyve - I love your signature line ...............esp save second base  I hope you are doing ok?  I think about you and keep you close to my heart and prayers everyday.   

Thanks for asking, Mission, I'm doing fine for today. Thanks for the prayers and thoughts 

   I see your sisters are planning a GNO - you go girl!...I hope they have some fun things planned for you.  Like Trimm said we can rock you out while you are in the hospital - she always posts such good music to you every morning. Rest assured we are going to put on quite the show for you - nothing but the best for you champ!

[Missiontoconvict]

Teyve - I love your signature line ...............esp save second base  I hope you are doing ok?  I think about you and keep you close to my heart and prayers everyday.   

Thanks for asking, Mission, I'm doing fine for today. Thanks for the prayers and thoughts 

::MonkeyKiss::I see your sisters are planning a GNO - you go girl!...I hope they have some fun things planned for you.  Like Trimm said we can rock you out while you are in the hospital - she always posts such good music to you every morning. Rest assured we are going to put on quite the show for you - nothing but the best for you champ!

[Missiontoconvict]

Oh geeesh I posted twice - the site is having problems or I am having puter problems 

[Missiontoconvict]

Found this Olympic Fail Poster on Jammie Wearing Fools. Not sure if I will get the button for posting it, but it made me laugh.....

  Love it!!! 

[Missiontoconvict]

     

I found a packet of Benadryl in the cupboard behind Josef's medicine. I just took one and 10 minutes later, my eyes are not itchy at all. It is amazing how much better they feel. 

I will probably be out like a light in a few minutes, but thanks for the advice monkeys on what to do about my eyes.   

Good, I always keep them on hand, for allergies, itching, and hives 

I tried Allegra, didn't work. Glad I found the benadryl, it works much better. Thanks No Rose, I was sick of being blind in one eye with the wash cloth over my eye. 

Allegra didn't work for me either JSM - I can just vision you sitting there with red eyes a cold washcloth and trying to read on top of it.  I hope you feel better tomorrow - I promise you will once you get those drops.