JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[trimmonthelake]

will smith wild wild west music video
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fpEfW-R9gDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/fpEfW-R9gDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1</a>
   

[trimmonthelake]

THE BEATLES- HERE COMES THE SUN
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/U6tV11acSRk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/U6tV11acSRk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>   

[trimmonthelake]

The Beatles  Don't Let Me Down(1969)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/-O7PnvVgQvA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/-O7PnvVgQvA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>   

[trimmonthelake]

TEVYE     
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/P93cI_u1mng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/P93cI_u1mng&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1</a>

 

[trimmonthelake]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559760,00.html
Baby Snatch Victim Loses Kids to State Custody

Sunday, October 04, 2009
NASHVILLE, Tenn. —  A mother whose newborn was kidnapped by a knife-wielding woman posing as an immigration agent was briefly reunited with her baby Saturday, then saw him and her three other children taken from her and put into state custody.

[trimmonthelake]

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics
October 3 2009 at 5:36 PM
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10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

[no rose colored glasses]

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics
October 3 2009 at 5:36 PM
No score for this post   Anonymous  (no login)
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

    Good Morning

[joesamas mama]

will smith wild wild west music video
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/fpEfW-R9gDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/fpEfW-R9gDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;border=1</a>
   

 

[joesamas mama]

Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn't Get the Olympics
October 3 2009 at 5:36 PM
No score for this post   Anonymous  (no login)
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

    Good Morning

    Good Morning No Rose. Trimm that was funny.

[joesamas mama]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,559760,00.html
Baby Snatch Victim Loses Kids to State Custody

Sunday, October 04, 2009
NASHVILLE, Tenn. —  A mother whose newborn was kidnapped by a knife-wielding woman posing as an immigration agent was briefly reunited with her baby Saturday, then saw him and her three other children taken from her and put into state custody.

  WOW.

[trimmonthelake]

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
September 24 2009 at 9:52 PM
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a Hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!"4"

"5"

( you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Arkansas , Texas , Louisiana , Georgia , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia , Florida and Washington DC .


"1"

" 2"

"3"

[trimmonthelake]

World's Most Wanted Weiner(commercial)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBsYO0ZAfKE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YBsYO0ZAfKE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1</a>

 

[no rose colored glasses]

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
September 24 2009 at 9:52 PM
No score for this post   Anonymous  (no login)
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a Hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!"4"

"5"

( you'll love this......)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Arkansas , Texas , Louisiana , Georgia , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia , Florida and Washington DC .


"1"

" 2"

"3"

        At first I was buying this    I need more coffee

[no rose colored glasses]

World's Most Wanted Weiner(commercial)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YBsYO0ZAfKE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YBsYO0ZAfKE&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1</a>

 

    

[joesamas mama]

  BBL

[trimmonthelake]

   BRB

[Babybear]

Happy Sunday, Peeps

That old fool. Jimmy Carter now says that he didn't say that the 9/12 ers and others who oppose Obama's socialized health care are just racist.  Even though it is on tape and anyone can hear it. Liar--I think I saw some smoke coming from his pants.  It's his fault, BTW, that we have this trouble with Iran.  If he had not double crossed the Shah (Good Christian that Carter is, HAH) The Shah's son would now be in charge and Iran would be civilized as it once was.

I am so disgusted with Obama and his bunch of hoods from Chicago.  They are running the country just like old time Chicago pols. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Happy Sunday, Peeps

That old fool. Jimmy Carter now says that he didn't say that the 9/12 ers and others who oppose Obama's socialized health care are just racist.  Even though it is on tape and anyone can hear it. Liar--I think I saw some smoke coming from his pants.  It's his fault, BTW, that we have this trouble with Iran.  If he had not double crossed the Shah (Good Christian that Carter is, HAH) The Shah's son would now be in charge and Iran would be civilized as it once was.

I am so disgusted with Obama and his bunch of hoods from Chicago.  They are running the country just like old time Chicago pols. 

I agree, and I will also throw in, instead of fighting so hard to bring the Olympics to Chicago, maybe some of that effort could go to fighting the gangs and violence in the streets. But it was easier to fly to Europe to give a speech about the Olympics   

[Northern Rose]

Good Morning

[Northern Rose]

A very smart bunny