JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Fanny Mae]

A dilemma...
September 7 2009 at 6:33 PM
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How would you escape this dilemma?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way, and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Scroll down for the answer.





Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

[joesamas mama]

Redskins won!      Dinner time -  Wings, Salad, and Cheesy Onion Bread!   

You all have a wonderful Sunday afternoon!     

  You have a great one too. Salad sounds so good.

[Cappuccino]

Redskins won!      Dinner time -  Wings, Salad, and Cheesy Onion Bread!   

You all have a wonderful Sunday afternoon!     

  You have a great one too. Salad sounds so good.

O good, happy for you - enjoy your dinner.   I have to go prepare my chicken marsala shortly

[joesamas mama]

A dilemma...
September 7 2009 at 6:33 PM
No score for this post   Anonymous  (no login)
How would you escape this dilemma?

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way, and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Scroll down for the answer.





Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

     

[Fanny Mae]

OMG JSM I said the same thing for Eli regarding having had been living up to his dad & older brother's football achievements.   The Mannings are long time football royalty dating back in the day to Archie (dad) playing for Ole Miss & the NFL.  As parents Im sure they are very proud of Peyton & Eli not only for football but the decent men they are - they also have a handle on how to be marketed CA CHING!   Wait on another ring!

They are good decent guys. I'm sure Mrs and Archie are more proud of that than they are of their football ability. 

It was too bad Archie didn't have a decent team to back him up when he played for the Saints. We used to call them the "Aints" cause their teams were awful back them. The fans would even come to the game with brown paper bags on their heads with eyes cut out, because they didn't want anyone to know they were supporting them. But they always had a full stadium in their home games anyway.

[Cappuccino]

Start each day with a smile!!
 

*How to start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really
Want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?"
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

O SNAP!    I love it 

[joesamas mama]

Start each day with a smile!!
 

*How to start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really
Want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?"
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi

 

[Cappuccino]

OMG JSM I said the same thing for Eli regarding having had been living up to his dad & older brother's football achievements.   The Mannings are long time football royalty dating back in the day to Archie (dad) playing for Ole Miss & the NFL.  As parents Im sure they are very proud of Peyton & Eli not only for football but the decent men they are - they also have a handle on how to be marketed CA CHING!   Wait on another ring!

They are good decent guys. I'm sure Mrs and Archie are more proud of that than they are of their football ability. 

It was too bad Archie didn't have a decent team to back him up when he played for the Saints. We used to call them the "Aints" cause their teams were awful back them. The fans would even come to the game with brown paper bags on their heads with eyes cut out, because they didn't want anyone to know they were supporting them. But they always had a full stadium in their home games anyway.

O God I was really young  but yea those were sad days but the beginning of a QB dynasty - ps I love & follow college ball much more too.

[joesamas mama]

OMG JSM I said the same thing for Eli regarding having had been living up to his dad & older brother's football achievements.   The Mannings are long time football royalty dating back in the day to Archie (dad) playing for Ole Miss & the NFL.  As parents Im sure they are very proud of Peyton & Eli not only for football but the decent men they are - they also have a handle on how to be marketed CA CHING!   Wait on another ring!

They are good decent guys. I'm sure Mrs and Archie are more proud of that than they are of their football ability. 

It was too bad Archie didn't have a decent team to back him up when he played for the Saints. We used to call them the "Aints" cause their teams were awful back them. The fans would even come to the game with brown paper bags on their heads with eyes cut out, because they didn't want anyone to know they were supporting them. But they always had a full stadium in their home games anyway.

I LOVE THE SAINTS!!! They are my favorite team of all time. I hate the Cowboys, so I picked the worst team in the NFL to be my team of choice and it was the AINTS. Bobby Hebert was a crush of mine back in the day. 

[Fanny Mae]

http://news.aol.com/article/obamas-have-anniversary-date-night/701829

The damned Husseins went to the Blue Duck Inn to celebrate their anniversary.  It took a damned motorcade to get them there---on our money.  Look, we already pay for chefs, stewards, waiters, etc. to serve this pseudo royalty at the White House.  Why do we have to pay for their "Date nights?"  If I'm not allowed to say damned here, sorry.  Nothing else seemed appropriate.

[joesamas mama]

  BBL

[Nut44x4]

Fanny, LMAO!   

[Fanny Mae]

OMG JSM I said the same thing for Eli regarding having had been living up to his dad & older brother's football achievements.   The Mannings are long time football royalty dating back in the day to Archie (dad) playing for Ole Miss & the NFL.  As parents Im sure they are very proud of Peyton & Eli not only for football but the decent men they are - they also have a handle on how to be marketed CA CHING!   Wait on another ring!

They are good decent guys. I'm sure Mrs and Archie are more proud of that than they are of their football ability. 

It was too bad Archie didn't have a decent team to back him up when he played for the Saints. We used to call them the "Aints" cause their teams were awful back them. The fans would even come to the game with brown paper bags on their heads with eyes cut out, because they didn't want anyone to know they were supporting them. But they always had a full stadium in their home games anyway.

I LOVE THE SAINTS!!! They are my favorite team of all time. I hate the Cowboys, so I picked the worst team in the NFL to be my team of choice and it was the AINTS. Bobby Hebert was a crush of mine back in the day. 

Pronounced Bobby A-Bear in proper cajun! They used to be my favorite team too.

[Fanny Mae]

Fanny, LMAO!   

Why? Because of my big pumpkin butt, or was it something I said. 

[Cappuccino]

http://news.aol.com/article/obamas-have-anniversary-date-night/701829

The damned Husseins went to the Blue Duck Inn to celebrate their anniversary.  It took a damned motorcade to get them there---on our money.  Look, we already pay for chefs, stewards, waiters, etc. to serve this pseudo royalty at the White House.  Why do we have to pay for their "Date nights?"  If I'm not allowed to say damned here, sorry.  Nothing else seemed appropriate.

O O oooooo that is flippin hilarious!   I must save that & share if you dont mind, fantabulous!

[Fanny Mae]

http://news.aol.com/article/obamas-have-anniversary-date-night/701829

The damned Husseins went to the Blue Duck Inn to celebrate their anniversary.  It took a damned motorcade to get them there---on our money.  Look, we already pay for chefs, stewards, waiters, etc. to serve this pseudo royalty at the White House.  Why do we have to pay for their "Date nights?"  If I'm not allowed to say damned here, sorry.  Nothing else seemed appropriate.

O O oooooo that is flippin hilarious!   I must save that & share if you dont mind, fantabulous!

Be my guest! I stole it from QM. QM "Gave" it to me. 

[Cappuccino]

Fanny, LMAO!   

Why? Because of my big pumpkin butt, or was it something I said. 

Speaking of pumpkin butt, that is some badunkadunk!

[Fanny Mae]

Fanny, LMAO!   

Why? Because of my big pumpkin butt, or was it something I said. 

Speaking of pumpkin butt, that is some badunkadunk!

Do you think the owl makes my butt look big?? 

[Cappuccino]

http://news.aol.com/article/obamas-have-anniversary-date-night/701829

The damned Husseins went to the Blue Duck Inn to celebrate their anniversary.  It took a damned motorcade to get them there---on our money.  Look, we already pay for chefs, stewards, waiters, etc. to serve this pseudo royalty at the White House.  Why do we have to pay for their "Date nights?"  If I'm not allowed to say damned here, sorry.  Nothing else seemed appropriate.

O O oooooo that is flippin hilarious!   I must save that & share if you dont mind, fantabulous!

Be my guest! I stole it from QM. QM "Gave" it to me. 

O in that case she wont mind if I borrow it too     Speaking of, where is our QM - I havent seen her in a bit & I miss her

[Cappuccino]

Fanny, LMAO!   

Why? Because of my big pumpkin butt, or was it something I said. 

Speaking of pumpkin butt, that is some badunkadunk!

Do you think the owl makes my butt look big?? 

He's singing  "I like pumpkin butts, I cant lie, You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get .....