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« Reply #3420 on: October 06, 2009, 10:51:29 AM »

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/04/AR2009100402783.html

Probes Test Trust That Authorities Strove to Win From U.S. Muslims

Investigators seeking to uncover terrorist plots for years have walked a fine line between keeping tabs on the Muslim community and alienating the same people who could serve as an early warning signal.

That tenuous balance has been tested again in what law enforcement authorities say is one of the most worrisome terrorism investigations in decades, the unfolding case against Denver shuttle bus driver Najibullah Zazi, who has been charged with conspiracy to unleash weapons of mass destruction in the form of hydrogen peroxide bombs.

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« Reply #3421 on: October 06, 2009, 10:51:35 AM »



http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2009/10/finalist-for-2009-mother-of-year.html

Meet Jackie Denise Knott, an Alabama woman certain to never be mistaken for a brain surgeon.
A woman was arrested after police discovered a teenager inside a cardboard box on the roof of a vehicle.

Jackie Denise Knott charged told police she had a good reason. Albertville police said the mother told them she was trying to carry a cardboard box, but it wouldn't fit in her minivan. She claimed her daughter was just making sure the box was secure on the van roof.

Drivers in Albertville couldn't believe what they saw Wednesday morning. A minivan was driving down U.S. Highway 431 with a large cardboard box on the roof. But it wasn't the box that raised concern - it was the 13-year-old sitting inside of it.

Many drivers called police and officers quickly pulled Knott over. Albertville police arrested her and charged her with endangering the welfare of a child. Officers said her reasoning behind her actions was astonishing.

"The box was too large to get in the van, so more or less, she needed a paperweight," said Albertville Police Officer Jamie Smith.

Officers asked Knott about the safety of the child and she responded.

"She told the officers she had the box tied to the roof with a wire close [sic] hanger," Smith said

The child was not hurt. She was turned over to a relative's custody at the scene and DHR is investigating.

"For the child's sake, more than anything, nothing turned out bad," Smith said. "Obviously a gust of wind, an 18-wheeler passing by could have thrown the box off the top of the van. It could have turned out very bad."


We'll assume the box was to be used an addition to the family trailer.

If she fails to cop the coveted Mother of the Year award, she has potential as a body double for Rosie O'Donnell.


I swear people don't use the brain God gave them. What in the world was this women thinking? 
Good Morning everyone. The one thing in my life that I will never understand is common sense. That is a common sense thing that doing something like that could end in injuries or death. My husband says to me, your common sense is not someone else's common sense. That may be, but come on, how does one not see that some of the things they do is just plain cruel and stupid 

Idiots.   
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« Reply #3422 on: October 06, 2009, 10:52:08 AM »

Morning Monkeys. So O isn't going to talk to the Dalai Lama. He doesn't know if he is going to send troops or not. I hate BHO. 


Teyve Good Luck at the doctor.

Green Eyes Saw ya here this morning. Just wanted to say hey.

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Morning JSM, Fanny Mae, Trimm  & NRCG

JSM it is so sticky here this morning. Yuck

Hope everyone has a good day.
Hey Green Eyes, we were just talking about how sticky it is outside. Hope you have a good day too!! 

It is cold here, down in the 40's. But rain is coming, so it is sticky here too. We're going to have a big pot of chili for dinner, and home made french bread. We haven't lit a fire in the fireplace yet this year, but it's coming soon.
Mission made chili last night, you are making chili tonight. I want chili, but it isn't cold enough yet. 

I want some too.   
I like your new look Trimm!!
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« Reply #3423 on: October 06, 2009, 10:54:30 AM »

Oh God.  Will it never end?  Most of those doctors in white coats at the White House yesterday didn't know why they were invited there.  Obama insisted they supported his so-called health care reform, but that is another lie.  They were all given those white coats by the White House to make sure the public knew they were doctors and to make it appear that they supported the great pretender. Most of them didn't.  I guess if you're invited to the White House, you'd go, but I am absolutely truthful when I say I'd tell them to stuff their invitation where the sun don't shine.

Thanks JSM and Fanny--Good morning Monks. 

Remember "The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, and what became of the monk, monk, monk?"
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« Reply #3424 on: October 06, 2009, 11:06:04 AM »

Oh God.  Will it never end?  Most of those doctors in white coats at the White House yesterday didn't know why they were invited there.  Obama insisted they supported his so-called health care reform, but that is another lie.  They were all given those white coats by the White House to make sure the public knew they were doctors and to make it appear that they supported the great pretender. Most of them didn't.  I guess if you're invited to the White House, you'd go, but I am absolutely truthful when I say I'd tell them to stuff their invitation where the sun don't shine.

Thanks JSM and Fanny--Good morning Monks. 

Remember "The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, and what became of the monk, monk, monk?"
Good morning, yes I saw that this morning on the news    Going to walk Zoe, I need to get out of the house.
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« Reply #3425 on: October 06, 2009, 11:08:02 AM »

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2009/10/atlas-exclusive-acorn-threw-out-republican-voter-registrations.html

An Atlas exclusive with a former ACORN employee.

In February of 2009 Fathiyyah Muhammad of Jacksonville, Florida, heard that ACORN was paying three dollars for each vote you could register. Fatiyyah claims she registered voters for Acorn there (at three dollars each), but that the group threw out her votes and fired her when she brought them GOP registrations.
This is another nail in the coffin of the community organizers and their stealth agenda.

Please read the rest at the link above. This lady is a Republican and was fired because she brought in Republican voter registrations to Acorn. They threw out her registrations and didn't pay her. ACORN IS FRAUD!!!!     

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« Reply #3426 on: October 06, 2009, 11:17:39 AM »

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« Reply #3427 on: October 06, 2009, 11:19:38 AM »

Cold here today as well.  Drizzling, could turn into lumpy rain later this afternoon.  High winds expected this afternoon as well.  I think I need some tree sweaters.
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« Reply #3428 on: October 06, 2009, 11:20:52 AM »

 
I'm back, with an earlier surgery date!! Woo hoo!!!

thanks all for the well wishes, I only had to wait 1.25 hours to get in to see the doc. Thank goodness for the iPod, I started with listening to music, then switched to watching almost 2 epis of Doctor Who. Ahhhh..good times! And the office staff really likes that I bring my iPod, it makes me a more patient patient.

So, Obambi scammed us again, eh? No surprise there. JSM, how many more days?????????
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« Reply #3429 on: October 06, 2009, 11:21:35 AM »

Obese skunk put on vegetarian diet to battle bacon addiction

Mr. Bumble the skunk loves his bacon sandwiches, but his new owners have put him on a vegetarian diet to help shed the extra weight they’ve added to his frame.

At 14 pounds, Mr. Bumble is twice his ideal weight. His previous owners, who indulged his love for pork, gave him to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and he now lives at Tropiquaria animal park near Watchet, Somerset, where he’s fed fruit and vegetables.

His new healthy diet, along with a daily exercise regimen, should help him shed the extra 7 pounds that have made his naturally sleek body so rotund. Skunks’ natural diet in the wild is made up of insects, mice, greenery, and dead animals.

Skunks have become popular as household pets in the UK, but abandonment rates are up as a new law prevents the removal of their scent glands. Torpiquaria park owner Chris Noisier says that they’re not sure whether Mr. Bumble has been de-scented.

"We're now working on dieting him down to what he should be. Clearly bacon butties are not a normal part of a skunk's diet in the wild," Noisier told the BBC.

We're putting him on the vegetarian option at the moment. It's very much like a human weight-watching issue. He is getting to meet lots of new people so there's lots going on in his life, and I suspect it's making up for the lack of his old favorite food."

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« Reply #3430 on: October 06, 2009, 11:22:39 AM »


I'm back, with an earlier surgery date!! Woo hoo!!!

thanks all for the well wishes, I only had to wait 1.25 hours to get in to see the doc. Thank goodness for the iPod, I started with listening to music, then switched to watching almost 2 epis of Doctor Who. Ahhhh..good times! And the office staff really likes that I bring my iPod, it makes me a more patient patient.

So, Obambi scammed us again, eh? No surprise there. JSM, how many more days?????????

Good news!         
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« Reply #3431 on: October 06, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »

What can you do for those Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on your face?

Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.
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« Reply #3432 on: October 06, 2009, 11:25:45 AM »

What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

Keep busy.   If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done you'll have a place to live.
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« Reply #3433 on: October 06, 2009, 11:28:20 AM »

What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

Keep busy.   If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Preach it sistah!!!
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« Reply #3434 on: October 06, 2009, 11:34:41 AM »

Oh God.  Will it never end?  Most of those doctors in white coats at the White House yesterday didn't know why they were invited there.  Obama insisted they supported his so-called health care reform, but that is another lie.  They were all given those white coats by the White House to make sure the public knew they were doctors and to make it appear that they supported the great pretender. Most of them didn't.  I guess if you're invited to the White House, you'd go, but I am absolutely truthful when I say I'd tell them to stuff their invitation where the sun don't shine.

Thanks JSM and Fanny--Good morning Monks. 

Remember "The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, and what became of the monk, monk, monk?"
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! I had forgotten that!

I saw that about O and his speech in the Rose Garden with the doctors in the audience. I think most of them thought they were going to be able to ask questions about Health Care, but none were allowed to. They were simply duped to be props.
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« Reply #3435 on: October 06, 2009, 11:36:16 AM »

Morning Monkeys. So O isn't going to talk to the Dalai Lama. He doesn't know if he is going to send troops or not. I hate BHO. 


Teyve Good Luck at the doctor.

Green Eyes Saw ya here this morning. Just wanted to say hey.

Trimm and Fanny Dare I go lurk at Lindsey's?



Morning JSM, Fanny Mae, Trimm  & NRCG

JSM it is so sticky here this morning. Yuck

Hope everyone has a good day.
Hey Green Eyes, we were just talking about how sticky it is outside. Hope you have a good day too!! 

It is cold here, down in the 40's. But rain is coming, so it is sticky here too. We're going to have a big pot of chili for dinner, and home made french bread. We haven't lit a fire in the fireplace yet this year, but it's coming soon.
Mission made chili last night, you are making chili tonight. I want chili, but it isn't cold enough yet. 

I want some too.   
I like your new look Trimm!!

Breandi made me a few changes. 
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« Reply #3436 on: October 06, 2009, 11:37:14 AM »

What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

Keep busy.   If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Preach it sistah!!!

Move over.I want in this wagon.   
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« Reply #3437 on: October 06, 2009, 11:38:08 AM »

Morning


Good Morning NORTHERN.  an angelic monkey

That road is so beautiful and peaceful.
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« Reply #3438 on: October 06, 2009, 11:38:32 AM »

Oh God.  Will it never end?  Most of those doctors in white coats at the White House yesterday didn't know why they were invited there.  Obama insisted they supported his so-called health care reform, but that is another lie.  They were all given those white coats by the White House to make sure the public knew they were doctors and to make it appear that they supported the great pretender. Most of them didn't.  I guess if you're invited to the White House, you'd go, but I am absolutely truthful when I say I'd tell them to stuff their invitation where the sun don't shine.

Thanks JSM and Fanny--Good morning Monks. 

Remember "The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, and what became of the monk, monk, monk?"
Monkey Devil! Monkey Devil! I had forgotten that!

I saw that about O and his speech in the Rose Garden with the doctors in the audience. I think most of them thought they were going to be able to ask questions about Health Care, but none were allowed to. They were simply duped to be props.


I would be so pizzed.O' is a fake and a user. Now give me a d*** tomato.   
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« Reply #3439 on: October 06, 2009, 11:39:39 AM »

What can you do for those Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on your face?

Go braless.  It will usually pull them out.

Uuuuh.....I don't think that works. I have both crows feet AND saggers. 
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