JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Fanny Mae]

Uh-oh! I forgot this was the Islam Day of Prayer in D.C. today at the Capitol Building.........I think I'm gonna need more booze! 

That is why I decided not to go to DC this weekend. 

If my son's trip wasn't so important to him, I would beg him to stay home next month too.  I don't like the way things are going, and the LE finding so many plots all over the country. I heard of another one stopped in Illinois this morning. 

[Fanny Mae]

CC Why are you dressed as a French man today? I just realized what your avatar was.  I LOVE IT

Many French people think that they are better than everyone else due to their barets and palettes.    Oui!!  Oui!!!     

Palettes as in colors, or palettes as in beds? 

[joesamas mama]

CC Why are you dressed as a French man today? I just realized what your avatar was.  I LOVE IT

Many French people think that they are better than everyone else due to their barets and palettes.    Oui!!  Oui!!!     

That they do CC.

[CasuallyCool]

CC Why are you dressed as a French man today? I just realized what your avatar was.  I LOVE IT

Many French people think that they are better than everyone else due to their barets and palettes.    Oui!!  Oui!!!     

Palettes as in colors, or palettes as in beds? 

...as in pâté de foie gras, you silly goose.

[no rose colored glasses]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

[joesamas mama]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

  I'm so glad the man in my life pees on bushes.

[CasuallyCool]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting event.     

[CasuallyCool]

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam was so excited he jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like a happy little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so thrilled he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left." "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God.

[joesamas mama]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting event.     

 

[Missiontoconvict]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

  I'm so glad the man in my life pees on bushes.

   come to think about it so does mine and he isn't a dog....he is outside alllll the time and I think he goes where the dog goes. 

[joesamas mama]

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam was so excited he jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like a happy little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so thrilled he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left." "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God.

    That is so hilarious CC. Glad I have already taken my magical cough medicine. 

[Missiontoconvict]

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam was so excited he jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like a happy little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so thrilled he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left." "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God.

[joesamas mama]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

  I'm so glad the man in my life pees on bushes.

   come to think about it so does mine and he isn't a dog....he is outside alllll the time and I think he goes where the dog goes. 

  Most men do Mission.

[no rose colored glasses]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting event.     

I don't care where they pee, but in my house I wish they would sit down.

[CasuallyCool]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting  event.     

I don't care where they pee, but in my house I wish they would sit down.

Even if they're sitting down at the dinning room table?     

[no rose colored glasses]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

  I'm so glad the man in my life pees on bushes.

   come to think about it so does mine and he isn't a dog....he is outside alllll the time and I think he goes where the dog goes. 

Do you think I could make that suggestion? 

[Missiontoconvict]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting event.     

I don't care where they pee, but in my house I wish they would sit down.

I think it is time to start training them NoRose?   

[Sassycat]

[no rose colored glasses]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting  event.     

I don't care where they pee, but in my house I wish they would sit down.

Even if they're sitting down at the dinning room table?     

Might as well, by the table I'm picking up crumbs all around, that way it would be centralized cleaning 

[Missiontoconvict]

    Why can't a man sit down on the toilet to urinate, I'm sick to death of wiping urine on my bathroom's floors.

That would be quite the sight at the men's troughs at any sporting  event.     

I don't care where they pee, but in my house I wish they would sit down.

Even if they're sitting down at the dinning room table?