JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Searching]

Tevye, In all seriousness, I will be with you in spirit and praying for you.

now, about those drugs, maybe you can save some back for the monkeys for doc dump day? you know, I know you will probably need them and wouldn't normally ask,but, well, you know how doc dump days are.   

[Tevye]

Tevye have a birthday this month,right?   

That is correct, I will be 39 (again!)

Should we guess what day?

I'm gonna say the 5th or the 6th.   

Nope, it's way later than that, but before Halloween. It's the 28th.

[no rose colored glasses]

Hi Searching, just getting caught up.  Welcome!!!!

   

[Fanny Mae]

Hi Searching, just getting caught up.  Welcome!!!!

I identify so much with that!!! 

[Sassycat]

Weiners

I like this one the best!     

[Northern Rose]

Hi Searching, just getting caught up.  Welcome!!!!

Hi Northern. How are you. Love that cartoon.

Thanks.  Glad you like my random and totally weird things that I post.  I will be glad when today is over as I feel exhausted.  Hope you are well.

[Northern Rose]

SAUCY senior citizens can receive a generous discount at Melbourne brothels next week.

As thousands of old-timers celebrate national Seniors Week, those who present their seniors’ discount card at some brothels and escort services can mark the occasion in an entirely different way.

Brothels aligned with Australian Adult Entertainment will offer discounted services from October 4-11.

Caulfield South’s Club 859 owner Fiona Brownlee said she would honour the promotion for any seniors who wanted to partake.

“I certainly will be,” Ms Brownlees said.

“I’d certainly be giving $5 to $10 off.”

Ms Brownlee said “heaps” of the Caulfield South brothel’s clientele were older than 60.

AAEI spokesman William Albon said some establishments would offer markdowns of up to 50 per cent on sexual services.

“Many senior members of the community already use our member’s services, whether visiting a brothel or having an escort visit their place of residence, including aged care residential centres,” Mr Albon said.

“If senior members of our community want to use the service of our brothels and escort agencies during senior’s week, they will not only be warmly welcomed but afforded a generous discount on the cost of the services provided by the establishment.”

http://moorabbin-glen-eira-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/brothel-offer-discounts-to-celebrate-seniors-week/

[Searching]

Thank-you Searching    I don't know, I think my one knee would not appreciate anykind of cheering  it makes cracking sounds now, I don't even want to know if something is loose in there rolling around    Fanny, I'm not sure what you mean about answering my post, but that's okay  I was just trying to explain, how some people just enjoy being mean, sometimes I wonder if they even realize that they are  That's why I don't post anymore on InSessions board, I posted over there during the first Phil Spector trial, it can get tough over there  WS, I haven't posted there for a very long time, but they don't allow people being mean. Topix, that also gets scary, I have only read there, but don't anymore  I prefer it here    Sassy, I love peanut butter cookies, with a kiss on top, haven't had that in awhile 

It's ok NOROSE. It was just a period of time I looked like a bigger ass than usual, and nobody understood. I'll just leave it at that. 

come here so I can smack you.....

as for the ribbon....where you go to change avi, in sig line, paste the code... I  had to get help too...

[Tevye]

  when did they bump the surgery up to Tevye?

I will find out next Tuesday when I see the surgeon. The timing is tricky, as my sisters are having a "girls weekend" for me...and I wouldn't want to miss that!

[no rose colored glasses]

Thank-you Searching    I don't know, I think my one knee would not appreciate anykind of cheering  it makes cracking sounds now, I don't even want to know if something is loose in there rolling around    Fanny, I'm not sure what you mean about answering my post, but that's okay  I was just trying to explain, how some people just enjoy being mean, sometimes I wonder if they even realize that they are  That's why I don't post anymore on InSessions board, I posted over there during the first Phil Spector trial, it can get tough over there  WS, I haven't posted there for a very long time, but they don't allow people being mean. Topix, that also gets scary, I have only read there, but don't anymore  I prefer it here    Sassy, I love peanut butter cookies, with a kiss on top, haven't had that in awhile 

It's ok NOROSE. It was just a period of time I looked like a bigger ass than usual, and nobody understood. I'll just leave it at that. 

Okay  I think I will close my eyes for a little while, they want to go out to supper, and I don't want to, but something tells me I will end up having to go. And it is hot again  and I'm crabby like usual 

[no rose colored glasses]

Tevye have a birthday this month,right?   

That is correct, I will be 39 (again!)

Should we guess what day?

I'm gonna say the 5th or the 6th.   

Nope, it's way later than that, but before Halloween. It's the 28th.

  My dad's is the 23rd.

[Fanny Mae]

[quote author=no rose colored glasses link=topic=6166.msg967776#msg967776


Tevye, you are so lucky to have the sense of humor that you have, that is what will help get you through this all. And of course your family and friends, and you have us here also to help. Wish I had your outlook on things 

NRCG, That IS my outlook...I have tons of people praying for me, a family that loves AND likes (almost as important as loving) me, and I have all yous guys to laugh with. And when all that fail, I just remember...today I am alive. It's a good thing!
[/quote]

After my visit to the doctor I realize I am alive too, and it is a good thing! 

Where those dammed pain pills???

[Tevye]

Tevye have a birthday this month,right?   

That is correct, I will be 39 (again!)

The tardis shaves off two years for each trip so you are truly 28.6555 years old and don't forget it!

OH, Rose, thanks for reminding me of my Doctor Math!!! I totally forgot about that!

[Tevye]

I heard that Fanny's butt was the joke in here or was it she was the butt of the joke  Sis are you still a butt? 

Hi JSM, how are you and Josef? any plans for trick or treat? Thanks CC for inviting me. I have missed you all.   

Aha, now that I've got you here my pretty, beware of Trimm, Sassy, No. Rose, NRCG, Gizzie, Fanny and others.  They appear to be nice, but once you get to know them, they REALLY are nice.

Oh, sure, leave me out. Are you discriminating against me because I have cancer? C'mon, it's October, it's breast cancer awareness month (WHICH I CANNOT SAY LOUDLY ENOUGH OFFENDS THE HELL OUT OF ME PERSONALLY!). I'm nice, I just have cooties!!!

I have done my best to post the Cancer Breast Cancer ribbon in my signature line. I cannot make it work. Just when I think I understand things on the computer I don't. When my son gets here it will be posted.  I had a sister diagnosed with breast cancer years ago, but I think it was really lymphoma myself. But I still pledge myself to that and all other cancers. 

Thanks, Fanny. Once I figure out how to do it, I'll 'splain it to ya.

[Northern Rose]

Thank-you Searching    I don't know, I think my one knee would not appreciate anykind of cheering  it makes cracking sounds now, I don't even want to know if something is loose in there rolling around    Fanny, I'm not sure what you mean about answering my post, but that's okay  I was just trying to explain, how some people just enjoy being mean, sometimes I wonder if they even realize that they are  That's why I don't post anymore on InSessions board, I posted over there during the first Phil Spector trial, it can get tough over there  WS, I haven't posted there for a very long time, but they don't allow people being mean. Topix, that also gets scary, I have only read there, but don't anymore  I prefer it here    Sassy, I love peanut butter cookies, with a kiss on top, haven't had that in awhile 

It's ok NOROSE. It was just a period of time I looked like a bigger ass than usual, and nobody understood. I'll just leave it at that. 

Okay  I think I will close my eyes for a little while, they want to go out to supper, and I don't want to, but something tells me I will end up having to go. And it is hot again  and I'm crabby like usual 

Fly up here, snow expected to start tonight.

[Fanny Mae]

Thank-you Searching    I don't know, I think my one knee would not appreciate anykind of cheering  it makes cracking sounds now, I don't even want to know if something is loose in there rolling around    Fanny, I'm not sure what you mean about answering my post, but that's okay  I was just trying to explain, how some people just enjoy being mean, sometimes I wonder if they even realize that they are  That's why I don't post anymore on InSessions board, I posted over there during the first Phil Spector trial, it can get tough over there  WS, I haven't posted there for a very long time, but they don't allow people being mean. Topix, that also gets scary, I have only read there, but don't anymore  I prefer it here    Sassy, I love peanut butter cookies, with a kiss on top, haven't had that in awhile 

It's ok NOROSE. It was just a period of time I looked like a bigger ass than usual, and nobody understood. I'll just leave it at that. 

come here so I can smack you.....

as for the ribbon....where you go to change avi, in sig line, paste the code... I  had to get help too...

I know, I did all that! I have a gremlin in my computer today. I will leave it to my computer geek so I don't break the lappy. 

[Searching]

Thank-you Searching    I don't know, I think my one knee would not appreciate anykind of cheering  it makes cracking sounds now, I don't even want to know if something is loose in there rolling around    Fanny, I'm not sure what you mean about answering my post, but that's okay  I was just trying to explain, how some people just enjoy being mean, sometimes I wonder if they even realize that they are  That's why I don't post anymore on InSessions board, I posted over there during the first Phil Spector trial, it can get tough over there  WS, I haven't posted there for a very long time, but they don't allow people being mean. Topix, that also gets scary, I have only read there, but don't anymore  I prefer it here    Sassy, I love peanut butter cookies, with a kiss on top, haven't had that in awhile 

It's ok NOROSE. It was just a period of time I looked like a bigger ass than usual, and nobody understood. I'll just leave it at that. 

Okay  I think I will close my eyes for a little while, they want to go out to supper, and I don't want to, but something tells me I will end up having to go. And it is hot again  and I'm crabby like usual 

aww NRCG order pizza before they have a chance to make you go, that solves that.then you can say aww shucks, I just ordered out... 

[trimmonthelake]

Weiners

 

[Tevye]

Tevye, In all seriousness, I will be with you in spirit and praying for you.

now, about those drugs, maybe you can save some back for the monkeys for doc dump day? you know, I know you will probably need them and wouldn't normally ask,but, well, you know how doc dump days are.   

Oh, I'll totally save some for you guys. Maybe if I just hook an IV up to one of the ports on my computer I can stream them to ya? 

[no rose colored glasses]

I don't know what it is, but senior citizens getting a discount at a brothel or escort service    I couldn't even watch the Golden Girls very much, there was something just off and weird to me with all the sex talk.