JSM'S BEGGING FOR BANNING THREAD # 5

[Missiontoconvict]

JSM - I think we need a new thread. This one is taking forever to load as it is so large now.

I reported to moderator, so maybe one will come in and get us out of this cage and into a new one.

Love your pics. 

Thank you Fanny 

[Fanny Mae]

::MonkeyBike::Good Morning everyone!  I had a long night woke at 3 am and could smell something burning - you know like electrical - scared the bleep out of me.  I woke the husband and he said he couldnt smell it - I was like - are you freaking serious?  We went downstairs and sure enough he could smell it - it was awful.  The gosh darn furnace has something wrong - the wires were sparking - Holy chit I said lets get out of here - my husband never gets panicky (drives me nuts) he simply turned it off and shut off the gas and he went back to bed. Not me I had windows open with a fan trying to get the smell out and the temps were 38 degrees geeesh. We will have a repair man out today ASAP as we are expecting snow on Sat. So that is my excitement for today - it can't get any better than that I hope. 

Trimm - Great music in here today

JSM and NoRose - 

Cappy thank you for sharing that wonderful video from your daughter that was a very sweet thing for them to do - no gift in a store would ever top that!  She is adorable.

To the rest of you monks Good morning I am wishing everyone a great day - I don't know if my stomach can handle Sinsuma yet.  I may wait.   

MISSION, We had almost the same thing happen, but it was in the daytime, thank goodness. Ours was an overheated relay, which had to be ordered, and it took several days because of a huge snowstorm. That was when I really fell in love with our fireplace.

So glad you caught it in time!

I am jumping around so much on the threads trying to catch up.

[joesamas mama]

::MonkeyBike::Good Morning everyone!  I had a long night woke at 3 am and could smell something burning - you know like electrical - scared the bleep out of me.  I woke the husband and he said he couldnt smell it - I was like - are you freaking serious?  We went downstairs and sure enough he could smell it - it was awful.  The gosh darn furnace has something wrong - the wires were sparking - Holy chit I said lets get out of here - my husband never gets panicky (drives me nuts) he simply turned it off and shut off the gas and he went back to bed. Not me I had windows open with a fan trying to get the smell out and the temps were 38 degrees geeesh. We will have a repair man out today ASAP as we are expecting snow on Sat. So that is my excitement for today - it can't get any better than that I hope. 

Trimm - Great music in here today

JSM and NoRose - 

Cappy thank you for sharing that wonderful video from your daughter that was a very sweet thing for them to do - no gift in a store would ever top that!  She is adorable.

To the rest of you monks Good morning I am wishing everyone a great day - I don't know if my stomach can handle Sinsuma yet.  I may wait.   

Oh Mission that is awful. Glad you didn't catch fire or anything. Please stay warm. JSM

[Fanny Mae]

NOROSE, I am watching on Fox News about a man stuck in a palm tree he was trying to trim. It is in South LA.

I couldn't help but think of you and your dad yesterday. I hope you will have a better day today.
JSM, I am sorry you are feeling depressed. Are you worrying about the guy at work that is going to be deployed soon? 

[joesamas mama]

Charming Hooters Story -

I showed up to a packed Hooters, for a night of brew and wings. The waitress was pretty hot, but kind of rude and really short. I cite short as a negative, because it wasn't like a cute-petite-short, but more of a dwarf-short--not really into dwarf-style short chicks. Anyways, I didn't care for the way she was refilling my pitcher either: acting busy and just doing it to get it out of the way. I don't think we made eye contact a single time, even though I was trying to look in her face as much as I could. Overall, she wasn't friendly at all, and doing everything in a huff. In fact, what she was, was a stupid, huffy dwarf.

I was starting to get angry and was drunk beyond description. When the manager came over, I gave him a detailed account about her unacceptable behavior. All he offered was an insincere apology, so I called him a fat f***t and got kicked out.


Note to self:  MUST CHANGE AVATAR TO POST IN CAYLEE THREAD AS MODS WON"T LIKE IT

       Is that true CC?

You got kicked at Hooters? 

[no rose colored glasses]

Good Morning.  Anyone want to fly up here and help me shovel?

I will  I love shoveling, what a beautiful pic

[joesamas mama]

HaleighNewz Donna Brock's MySpace Pics: http://ow.ly/tl3T   10 minutes ago from HootSuite
Thias is supposed to be hwo Misty is with.

I can't  take the antics of these low lifes much longer, they make me ill, and if I was Crystal, no matter how weak I was, I would get my other child away from that scum.

I would too No Rose.

How you feeling BTW? Better I hope, I think I will take another half of my pill now. I am in a depressed mood today. 

JSM--Remember the old song:  "When you're down and out lift up your head and shout
Hey, I'm down and out."

Or: "Our love affair was a wondrous thing,
Until I noticed his wedding ring."

Feel better now?  I didn't think so.

Good morning Monks

Thanks Baby!!! I feel a better now. Good Morning. 

[joesamas mama]

JSM - I think we need a new thread. This one is taking forever to load as it is so large now.

I reported to moderator, so maybe one will come in and get us out of this cage and into a new one.

Love your pics. 

Thank you Fanny. Maybe I will go to the next one, maybe not.

[CasuallyCool]

Charming Hooters Story -

I showed up to a packed Hooters, for a night of brew and wings. The waitress was pretty hot, but kind of rude and really short. I cite short as a negative, because it wasn't like a cute-petite-short, but more of a dwarf-short--not really into dwarf-style short chicks. Anyways, I didn't care for the way she was refilling my pitcher either: acting busy and just doing it to get it out of the way. I don't think we made eye contact a single time, even though I was trying to look in her face as much as I could. Overall, she wasn't friendly at all, and doing everything in a huff. In fact, what she was, was a stupid, huffy dwarf.

I was starting to get angry and was drunk beyond description. When the manager came over, I gave him a detailed account about her unacceptable behavior. All he offered was an insincere apology, so I called him a fat f***t and got kicked out.


Note to self:  MUST CHANGE AVATAR TO POST IN CAYLEE THREAD AS MODS WON"T LIKE IT

       Is that true CC?

You got kicked at Hooters? 

It's about as true as this...

Charming Hooker Story -

I was out looking for hookers when I met a local pimp. He told me to follow him up to where his employees were hanging out, so I slowly drove behind him--he was riding a beat-up bike, which was a sign of things to come. After a minute of driving behind him, I found myself in the company of whores, who were all assembled in an alley behind a motel. They were horrible looking, but I proceeded to negotiate. He tells me he charges $15 per tooth, to which I ask him to clarify. Turns out price was based on how many teeth were in a hooker's mouth.

These hos were tore up from the floor up, but the moment was right, and I had a decent $30 budget, which could fetch me a solid two-tooth woman. I got matched up with a girl called Bunny. I had a very strong suspicion the origins of her name were based on her remaining two teeth, which were side-by-side and in the front of her top-row. But I would have not come up with the name Bunny from that; her ears were still not long enough--and she looked more like an enormous hairless guinea pig in a tube-top dress.

Next week I went back, with Bunny on my mind and 30 more bucks. She was busy though, so I got paired up with another girl named Clamp. I have to admit Bunny's two front teeth looked way better than the one-top-tooth-directly-over-one-bottom-tooth configuration this one had.

[Sassycat]

Hi Tevye.     Hope you're doing well today!

[Sassycat]

JSM - I think we need a new thread. This one is taking forever to load as it is so large now.

I reported to moderator, so maybe one will come in and get us out of this cage and into a new one.

Love your pics. 

Thank you Fanny. Maybe I will go to the next one, maybe not.

You better go!     

[Tevye]

Good Morning.  Anyone want to fly up here and help me shovel?

As long as you play Christmas music, I'll shovel all day! Lucky you. I can't wait till our snow gets here, but first the leaves must finish turning and dropping...

[no rose colored glasses]

::MonkeyBike::Good Morning everyone!  I had a long night woke at 3 am and could smell something burning - you know like electrical - scared the bleep out of me.  I woke the husband and he said he couldnt smell it - I was like - are you freaking serious?  We went downstairs and sure enough he could smell it - it was awful.  The gosh darn furnace has something wrong - the wires were sparking - Holy chit I said lets get out of here - my husband never gets panicky (drives me nuts) he simply turned it off and shut off the gas and he went back to bed. Not me I had windows open with a fan trying to get the smell out and the temps were 38 degrees geeesh. We will have a repair man out today ASAP as we are expecting snow on Sat. So that is my excitement for today - it can't get any better than that I hope. 

Trimm - Great music in here today

JSM and NoRose - 

Cappy thank you for sharing that wonderful video from your daughter that was a very sweet thing for them to do - no gift in a store would ever top that!  She is adorable.

To the rest of you monks Good morning I am wishing everyone a great day - I don't know if my stomach can handle Sinsuma yet.  I may wait.   

Mission, thank God for us women. My husband would have done the same thing yours did  Why are they like that? I'm so happy you are all okay, and hope it doesn't cost an arm and a leg to fix your furnace  One time I smelled gas, like a gas leak, my husband told me no you don't. I called the gas company, he came, he didn't smell anything either, and the way he and my husband were looking at me, like some dumb broad, it really made me mad. So he took out somekind of instrument and tested by the stove, and sure enough, there was a leak, a very tiny leak but one just the same. They both apologized to me, and the gas guy said, women detect smells like this more so then men, he had it happen before. Both of those two, just jackasses 

[joesamas mama]

NOROSE, I am watching on Fox News about a man stuck in a palm tree he was trying to trim. It is in South LA.

I couldn't help but think of you and your dad yesterday. I hope you will have a better day today.
JSM, I am sorry you are feeling depressed. Are you worrying about the guy at work that is going to be deployed soon? 

No, people are bugging me to go to my class reunion and I don't want to go. I don't want to see skinny people that will look at me like Good Lord you have gotten fat, I don't want to see my ex husband and his skinny wife (who was once my friend) and I am just not in the mood. Maybe I can catch the flu before Saturday, then I have a good excuse. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Mission - Hope you get your furnance fixed before the snow.   Thank God you woke up and discovered the problem last night!

SC & Munky:  Glad to see you here on the JSM thread.

CC - Welcome Back.

JSM & NoRose -  Hugs.

Babybear - I love your humor!

Trimm - Hope your nephew is better today!

Everyone - Have a wonderful day!

You do the same Sassy, hope all is well in your life, and hope the little one is doing great 

[joesamas mama]

Charming Hooters Story -

I showed up to a packed Hooters, for a night of brew and wings. The waitress was pretty hot, but kind of rude and really short. I cite short as a negative, because it wasn't like a cute-petite-short, but more of a dwarf-short--not really into dwarf-style short chicks. Anyways, I didn't care for the way she was refilling my pitcher either: acting busy and just doing it to get it out of the way. I don't think we made eye contact a single time, even though I was trying to look in her face as much as I could. Overall, she wasn't friendly at all, and doing everything in a huff. In fact, what she was, was a stupid, huffy dwarf.

I was starting to get angry and was drunk beyond description. When the manager came over, I gave him a detailed account about her unacceptable behavior. All he offered was an insincere apology, so I called him a fat f***t and got kicked out.


Note to self:  MUST CHANGE AVATAR TO POST IN CAYLEE THREAD AS MODS WON"T LIKE IT

       Is that true CC?

You got kicked at Hooters? 

It's about as true as this...

Charming Hooker Story -

I was out looking for hookers when I met a local pimp. He told me to follow him up to where his employees were hanging out, so I slowly drove behind him--he was riding a beat-up bike, which was a sign of things to come. After a minute of driving behind him, I found myself in the company of whores, who were all assembled in an alley behind a motel. They were horrible looking, but I proceeded to negotiate. He tells me he charges $15 per tooth, to which I ask him to clarify. Turns out price was based on how many teeth were in a hooker's mouth.

These hos were tore up from the floor up, but the moment was right, and I had a decent $30 budget, which could fetch me a solid two-tooth woman. I got matched up with a girl called Bunny. I had a very strong suspicion the origins of her name were based on her remaining two teeth, which were side-by-side and in the front of her top-row. But I would have not come up with the name Bunny from that; her ears were still not long enough--and she looked more like an enormous hairless guinea pig in a tube-top dress.

Next week I went back, with Bunny on my mind and 30 more bucks. She was busy though, so I got paired up with another girl named Clamp. I have to admit Bunny's two front teeth looked way better than the one-top-tooth-directly-over-one-bottom-tooth configuration this one had.

    Thank you CC. You are cheering me up!!

[Fanny Mae]

JSM - I think we need a new thread. This one is taking forever to load as it is so large now.

I reported to moderator, so maybe one will come in and get us out of this cage and into a new one.

Love your pics. 

Thank you Fanny. Maybe I will go to the next one, maybe not.

Excuse me??!!!  You have to go! We wouldn't have a thread if it wasn't for you.  We love you JSM. I'm sorry you are feeling down. 

[joesamas mama]

JSM - I think we need a new thread. This one is taking forever to load as it is so large now.

I reported to moderator, so maybe one will come in and get us out of this cage and into a new one.

Love your pics. 

Thank you Fanny. Maybe I will go to the next one, maybe not.

You better go!     

 

[no rose colored glasses]

NOROSE, I am watching on Fox News about a man stuck in a palm tree he was trying to trim. It is in South LA.

I couldn't help but think of you and your dad yesterday. I hope you will have a better day today.
JSM, I am sorry you are feeling depressed. Are you worrying about the guy at work that is going to be deployed soon? 

Thank-you, how funny we were just watching that  leave it to So Cal to have a man stuck in a palm tree  We are done doing the lumberjack activities, we are going to leave up what is there, I'm just going to do some trimming.

[Sassycat]

NOROSE, I am watching on Fox News about a man stuck in a palm tree he was trying to trim. It is in South LA.

I couldn't help but think of you and your dad yesterday. I hope you will have a better day today.
JSM, I am sorry you are feeling depressed. Are you worrying about the guy at work that is going to be deployed soon? 

No, people are bugging me to go to my class reunion and I don't want to go. I don't want to see skinny people that will look at me like Good Lord you have gotten fat, I don't want to see my ex husband and his skinny wife (who was once my friend) and I am just not in the mood. Maybe I can catch the flu before Saturday, then I have a good excuse. 

       I totally understand where you are coming from.