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« Reply #1340 on: October 13, 2009, 11:10:51 AM »

Good morning everyone!!!!

Got a hot pot of coffee here, anyone need a refil.....

He!! yes,unless you have something stronger.I just soaped up my hair and the water shut off.Looked out the door and the water guys dug up the road.WTF.       Monkey Devil! I am fixing to walk down there with my monkey pajamas and askethem WTH are they doing.   

  I would be so upset if that happened, and you weren't even told about the water shutting off?    Scarey, what a cutie your pup is 

   The fire department told the water company to flush out all the lines.Our fire hydrant had a  lot of trash in it.I don't know why they didn't tell us.The other night there was a scheduled power outage at 11:00p.m.  Luckily we weren't included in that.
Hubby went and talked to the water people,so I didn't have to.He said I can't go to Walmart with him wearing a towel on my head.   
I told him that was discrimination.    Told him I could cover my face too,If I wanted too.   
     
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« Reply #1341 on: October 13, 2009, 11:20:52 AM »

Good morning everyone!!!!

Got a hot pot of coffee here, anyone need a refil.....

He!! yes,unless you have something stronger.I just soaped up my hair and the water shut off.Looked out the door and the water guys dug up the road.WTF.       Monkey Devil! I am fixing to walk down there with my monkey pajamas and askethem WTH are they doing.   


How are you going to get the soap out?  A beer rinse perhaps?

Are you crazy.I'd use the water in the back of the toilet before I'd waste a beer.   
Got a jug of water in the cabinet.I am good to go.   
     Be glad you can't go to Walmart with him, you can have some alone time 

Exactly.Great idea.
I am gonna get him to pick me up some snacks,since I will be all alone the next couple of days. It's m&ms ,beer and pizza baby!   
His grandsons will glad to spend time with himand I'l have the house to myself   
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« Reply #1342 on: October 13, 2009, 11:34:40 AM »


Good morning!

These guy are pretty good!


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
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« Reply #1343 on: October 13, 2009, 11:49:00 AM »


Good morning!

These guy are pretty good!


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

Haha thats pretty funny! My favorite is on the movie 13 going on 30 when they do it!!! 
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« Reply #1344 on: October 13, 2009, 11:49:29 AM »

BHO is ranked only the 15th Hottest Head of States

http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/list/

CC #1 is a pretty hot chick from the Ukraine
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« Reply #1345 on: October 13, 2009, 11:51:34 AM »

JSM,Farthima update......http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/13/religious_runaway_back_in_court.html

They will have live chat starting at 2:30.......1:30 our time.
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« Reply #1346 on: October 13, 2009, 11:52:09 AM »


This is a cool way to get inmates to exercise!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/u-FhczpCZ84&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/u-FhczpCZ84&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>&
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« Reply #1347 on: October 13, 2009, 11:59:49 AM »

JSM,Farthima update......http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/13/religious_runaway_back_in_court.html

They will have live chat starting at 2:30.......1:30 our time.
Thanks Trimm. I don't think I am going to like the outcome today.
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« Reply #1348 on: October 13, 2009, 12:16:52 PM »


Good morning!

These guy are pretty good!


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>

Hi Sassy    They are good thanks for sharing.
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« Reply #1349 on: October 13, 2009, 12:20:33 PM »

JSM,Farthima update......http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/13/religious_runaway_back_in_court.html

They will have live chat starting at 2:30.......1:30 our time.
Thanks Trimm. I don't think I am going to like the outcome today.

I hope for the best for her too JSM  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #1350 on: October 13, 2009, 12:26:42 PM »


Good morning!

These guy are pretty good!


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YT6InvLJUzA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
  HI Sassy.
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« Reply #1351 on: October 13, 2009, 12:27:38 PM »

JSM,Farthima update......http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2009/10/13/religious_runaway_back_in_court.html

They will have live chat starting at 2:30.......1:30 our time.
Thanks Trimm. I don't think I am going to like the outcome today.

I hope for the best for her too JSM  an angelic monkey
I do to Mission. I'm not sure what they will do, but I pray they let her stay in Florida until she becomes of age. 
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« Reply #1352 on: October 13, 2009, 12:29:27 PM »


This is a cool way to get inmates to exercise!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/u-FhczpCZ84&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/u-FhczpCZ84&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>&
That was awesome! After I get my literacy/tutoring job set up at the jail, I'll ask the admin if we can do line dancing too!!!
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« Reply #1353 on: October 13, 2009, 12:46:30 PM »

BHO is ranked only the 15th Hottest Head of States

http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/list/

CC #1 is a pretty hot chick from the Ukraine

Woman of Ukraine -

HAWT (according to fat lonely American men)
dress in miniskirts, heels, belly shirts and bikinis

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« Reply #1354 on: October 13, 2009, 12:49:31 PM »

Thanks Sassy and good morning 
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« Reply #1355 on: October 13, 2009, 12:54:18 PM »

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine, Fanny, was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' Fanny said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' Fanny said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend Fanny.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
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« Reply #1356 on: October 13, 2009, 12:55:21 PM »

BHO is ranked only the 15th Hottest Head of States

http://hottestheadsofstate.wordpress.com/list/

CC #1 is a pretty hot chick from the Ukraine

Woman of Ukraine -

HAWT (according to fat lonely American men)
dress in miniskirts, heels, belly shirts and bikinis


You are pretty silly CC.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1357 on: October 13, 2009, 12:56:29 PM »

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine, Fanny, was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' Fanny said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' Fanny said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend Fanny.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
  Monkey Devil! She is so going to get you on this one CC!!
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« Reply #1358 on: October 13, 2009, 01:03:04 PM »

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine, Fanny, was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' Fanny said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' Fanny said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend Fanny.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
  Monkey Devil! She is so going to get you on this one CC!!


 
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« Reply #1359 on: October 13, 2009, 01:07:03 PM »

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine, Fanny, was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' Fanny said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' Fanny said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend Fanny.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
OMG!!! Too funny!
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